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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Christ.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1h
He wasn’t even the most talented person in the group, ffs.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1h
Yes! Actual garbage. Meanwhile I remember all the women in his life being dismissed as bitches and flakes and hysterical, etc., for decades.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1h
I am also that bitch, because fuck him forever. What a piece of shit.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 1h
We're reporting on sports betting apps, and we need your help. ProPublica is looking for 250+ people who use DraftKings and FanDuel to share their data with us and help us understand how the apps respond to user behavior. ➡️ How to help: projects.propublica.org/sports-bett…
A neon green tracker shows that ProPublica has received 63 people's sports betting data, over 20% of the way towards its goal of 250. Text below reads: If you’re one of millions of Americans who have placed an online bet on a sporting event, you know how quickly you can go from celebrating your wins to feeling like the odds are stacked against you.

ProPublica is trying to understand how sports betting apps incentivize users to keep playing and when they warn users to pump the brakes. To do that, we need your help: We’re aiming for at least 250 people to upload their gambling history from apps like FanDuel and DraftKings. We’re not quite there yet, so if you’ve used these apps, you can help our journalists. If you’ve worked in the industry, you can also help us by answering a few questions. (You can also reach us on Signal.)
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 1h
i dont think the tech bros understand a whole generation of us grew up with an icon telling us exactly how to handle technology gone rogue
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 13h
Deliberately misspell a common word. There you go. You just named your startup.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 2h
these scorching hot mashed potatoes will fix me
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 3h
whew, lordy, fuck that guy
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21h
if this post doesn't apply to you, would still appreciate you sharing around.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 3h
it is always festivus in my heart
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spotty took the flask from his jacket and drained it in a single pull. He pictured his wife, lying on a beach in Jamaica with her yoga instructor, and his vision clouded. Blowing past the sign for Dead Man’s Curve doing 80, he was jolted back to reality by a cacophony of screams.
Richard Scarry illustration of a bus driver and children passengers, accompanied by text: "So, Spotty turns his bus around to take the children home. I hope they make it. Don’t you?"
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 4h
took way too long
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 4h
Good morning to everyone learning to hate Metallica for the first time, we've been waiting for you since 2000.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h
-bryan adams -michael bolton -meatloaf -aerosmith -rod stewart -bon jovi -jewel -sophie b hawkins -nkotb -christopher cross -looking glass (brandy is a turrible song don’t @ me) -toto -elo -al stewart Look, I have been listening to music since 1970. I have many grievances.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h
-alabama -misc osmonds but mostly donny -nsync -dr dre -korn -train -katy perry -thompson twins -natalie merchant/10,000 maniacs -ben folds five -counting crows -the goo goo dolls -backstreet boys -big & rich -midnight oil I’ll think of others because this is not a comprehensive list.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h
the vibes have always been rancid
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h
-america -the rolling stones (mostly) -neil diamond -eric clapton -david bowie (meh) -don mclean -dan fogelberg -cat stevens -jim croce -old crow medicine show -june carter cash -pretty much any shout/clap band -travis tritt -toby keith -david allan coe (except for that one song…you know the one)
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h
since I mentioned never liking metallica, let me just go ahead and list in no particular order other artists I do not like for myriad reasons: -metallica (obvs) -steely dan (yes, really) -glenn frey -jackson browne -ed sheeran (cackling) -dr hook -harry chapin -marshall tucker band -the doors
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h
feeling pretty good about never liking metallica
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 15h
update: www.instagram.com/p/DeZPN5zIID...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 20h
I wrote about the feeble attempt by prominent tech punditry mainstays like John Gruber and Casey Newton to rationalize their continued use of Elon Musk's propaganda website.
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Casey Newton And John Gruber Slink Back To Elon Musk’s Right-Wing Propaganda Machine
Tech journalism mainstays are feebly rationalizing their return to a broken, billionaire-run right-wing propaganda website.
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Sam D @sam.diceexploder.com · 17h
This is good; please help me fill out my list of movies where people get knocked down and there’s a bowling pins clattering sound effect.
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movies where people get knocked down and there's a bowling pins clattering sound effect
A list of 5 films compiled on Letterboxd, including Muppet Treasure Island (1996), Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003), The Matrix Reloaded (2003), The Naked Gun (2025) and Moana (2016).
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In a time full of endless violence and social strife, one anthropomorphic dildo begins a journey to save the world and make unforgettable memories along the way. Coming this Spring 2027 from Pixar, “You Got A Friend In Me.”
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 18h
cackling
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 18h
incredible
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 18h
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
oscar the grouch looking supremely fed the fuck up
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20h
Why is “rest in peace” exclusively reserved for dead people? Pretty sure everyone alive would be thrilled with some peaceful rest.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18h
Meanwhile Middle Tennessee has a kicker named Dominic Bourgeois. A Bourgeois Smack kicking matchup
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18h
Trey Smack’s brother Tucker Smack is the kicker for Delaware. Under normal circumstances I’d be pretty excited about the kicker named Tucker Smack but unfortunately it just doesn’t move the needle now that I know there’s a kicker named Trey Smack
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 21h
STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES
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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 19h
This bill would abolish ICE, DHS, and CBP, transferring legitimate customs duties to other departments. It would sunset Section 219 of the INA close the Guantánamo Bay detention facility and shutter all immigration detention centers. You have my sword, milady.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 18h
highly impractical and yet I am seized by the tender desire of ownership shop.getty.edu/products/mid...
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Midcentury Butterfly House Brick Set
Meet your dream Palm Springs getaway—one you can build yourself. Inspired by the iconic desert architecture that defines midcentury modern living, the Midcentury Butterfly House large-scale architectu...
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ah, well, alas, who could have guessed, etc.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like "but X is the relevant app! it's where it all goes down!" is not a good sales pitch to the users of this site, all of whom are a couple bad days away from moving to the woods
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ahhhhhh I love station-to-station baseball
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah I fucking hate this shit
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
making celebrities eat hot wings is our cultures micro gom jabbar
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Miriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me: *slaps chest* This bad boy can fit so many unidentified emotions in it.
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Miriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do I know what the feeling is? Nope. But given what is going on this week and the way I feel, it’s probably pretty substantial. Might even be multiple ones in there somewhere.
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Miriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Living with alexithymia is so funny because you’ll just randomly stop in your tracks in the middle of the day, look at what you are doing, look at how your body feels and say “Fuck I’m having a Feeling.”
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
on the one hand this is the most I have ever been aware of that comedian; otoh it is exclusively via absolutely exquisite roasts
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oohhh, good point, because you know it’s gonna be something insulting.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love him unreservedly.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Several years ago a friend said she took selfies so that she can know she’s real, and I think about that all the time. Maybe a bunch of us don’t feel completely anchored in time and space.
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
solidarity
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The mugger has taken my wallet, raising questions about his respect for property rights
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jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
well, this is neat dailytarheel.com/484858/lifes...
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New NC Folk Play Project invites anyone to write stories rooted in North Carolina
The project, hosted by PlayMakers Repertory Company, invites writers of any skill levels from anywhere in the state to submit.
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