jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1hOh, yeah. I forgot about that. Christ. 010
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1hHe wasn’t even the most talented person in the group, ffs. 010
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1hYes! Actual garbage. Meanwhile I remember all the women in his life being dismissed as bitches and flakes and hysterical, etc., for decades. 260
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 1hI am also that bitch, because fuck him forever. What a piece of shit. 140
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonProPublica @propublica.org · 1hWe're reporting on sports betting apps, and we need your help. ProPublica is looking for 250+ people who use DraftKings and FanDuel to share their data with us and help us understand how the apps respond to user behavior. ➡️ How to help: projects.propublica.org/sports-bett… 3181130
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 1hi dont think the tech bros understand a whole generation of us grew up with an icon telling us exactly how to handle technology gone rogue 21610108
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 13hDeliberately misspell a common word. There you go. You just named your startup. 129026
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 2hthese scorching hot mashed potatoes will fix me 010
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21hif this post doesn't apply to you, would still appreciate you sharing around. 7563422
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 3hit is always festivus in my heart 110
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Spotty took the flask from his jacket and drained it in a single pull. He pictured his wife, lying on a beach in Jamaica with her yoga instructor, and his vision clouded. Blowing past the sign for Dead Man’s Curve doing 80, he was jolted back to reality by a cacophony of screams. 1619851
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonNash @radiodeadair.com · 4hGood morning to everyone learning to hate Metallica for the first time, we've been waiting for you since 2000. 98719
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h-bryan adams -michael bolton -meatloaf -aerosmith -rod stewart -bon jovi -jewel -sophie b hawkins -nkotb -christopher cross -looking glass (brandy is a turrible song don’t @ me) -toto -elo -al stewart Look, I have been listening to music since 1970. I have many grievances. 110
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h-alabama -misc osmonds but mostly donny -nsync -dr dre -korn -train -katy perry -thompson twins -natalie merchant/10,000 maniacs -ben folds five -counting crows -the goo goo dolls -backstreet boys -big & rich -midnight oil I’ll think of others because this is not a comprehensive list. 120
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5hthe vibes have always been rancid 010
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5h-america -the rolling stones (mostly) -neil diamond -eric clapton -david bowie (meh) -don mclean -dan fogelberg -cat stevens -jim croce -old crow medicine show -june carter cash -pretty much any shout/clap band -travis tritt -toby keith -david allan coe (except for that one song…you know the one) 120
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5hsince I mentioned never liking metallica, let me just go ahead and list in no particular order other artists I do not like for myriad reasons: -metallica (obvs) -steely dan (yes, really) -glenn frey -jackson browne -ed sheeran (cackling) -dr hook -harry chapin -marshall tucker band -the doors 230
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 5hfeeling pretty good about never liking metallica 1252
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 15hupdate: www.instagram.com/p/DeZPN5zIID... 020
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 20hI wrote about the feeble attempt by prominent tech punditry mainstays like John Gruber and Casey Newton to rationalize their continued use of Elon Musk's propaganda website.karlbode.comCasey Newton And John Gruber Slink Back To Elon Musk’s Right-Wing Propaganda MachineTech journalism mainstays are feebly rationalizing their return to a broken, billionaire-run right-wing propaganda website. 31899230
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonSam D @sam.diceexploder.com · 17hThis is good; please help me fill out my list of movies where people get knocked down and there’s a bowling pins clattering sound effect.letterboxd.commovies where people get knocked down and there's a bowling pins clattering sound effectA list of 5 films compiled on Letterboxd, including Muppet Treasure Island (1996), Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003), The Matrix Reloaded (2003), The Naked Gun (2025) and Moana (2016). 38635
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonJames Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In a time full of endless violence and social strife, one anthropomorphic dildo begins a journey to save the world and make unforgettable memories along the way. Coming this Spring 2027 from Pixar, “You Got A Friend In Me.” 093
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonAnil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean. 12962682040
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 18hshow me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie 142
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20hWhy is “rest in peace” exclusively reserved for dead people? Pretty sure everyone alive would be thrilled with some peaceful rest. 417159
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18hMeanwhile Middle Tennessee has a kicker named Dominic Bourgeois. A Bourgeois Smack kicking matchup 1654
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18hTrey Smack’s brother Tucker Smack is the kicker for Delaware. Under normal circumstances I’d be pretty excited about the kicker named Tucker Smack but unfortunately it just doesn’t move the needle now that I know there’s a kicker named Trey Smack 81214
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 21hSTOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES 8290871527
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonPaul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 19hThis bill would abolish ICE, DHS, and CBP, transferring legitimate customs duties to other departments. It would sunset Section 219 of the INA close the Guantánamo Bay detention facility and shutter all immigration detention centers. You have my sword, milady. 6041031180
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 18hhighly impractical and yet I am seized by the tender desire of ownership shop.getty.edu/products/mid...shop.getty.eduMidcentury Butterfly House Brick SetMeet your dream Palm Springs getaway—one you can build yourself. Inspired by the iconic desert architecture that defines midcentury modern living, the Midcentury Butterfly House large-scale architectu... 040
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026ah, well, alas, who could have guessed, etc. 150
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I feel like "but X is the relevant app! it's where it all goes down!" is not a good sales pitch to the users of this site, all of whom are a couple bad days away from moving to the woods 311512243
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026ahhhhhh I love station-to-station baseball 210
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Yeah I fucking hate this shit 1064549
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermooncluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 13/10/2026making celebrities eat hot wings is our cultures micro gom jabbar 2326
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonMiriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Me: *slaps chest* This bad boy can fit so many unidentified emotions in it. 151
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonMiriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Do I know what the feeling is? Nope. But given what is going on this week and the way I feel, it’s probably pretty substantial. Might even be multiple ones in there somewhere. 161
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonMiriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Living with alexithymia is so funny because you’ll just randomly stop in your tracks in the middle of the day, look at what you are doing, look at how your body feels and say “Fuck I’m having a Feeling.” 1114
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026on the one hand this is the most I have ever been aware of that comedian; otoh it is exclusively via absolutely exquisite roasts 000
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Oohhh, good point, because you know it’s gonna be something insulting. 110
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I love him unreservedly. 010
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Several years ago a friend said she took selfies so that she can know she’s real, and I think about that all the time. Maybe a bunch of us don’t feel completely anchored in time and space. 110
Reposted by jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The mugger has taken my wallet, raising questions about his respect for property rights 393302307
jagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026well, this is neat dailytarheel.com/484858/lifes...dailytarheel.comNew NC Folk Play Project invites anyone to write stories rooted in North CarolinaThe project, hosted by PlayMakers Repertory Company, invites writers of any skill levels from anywhere in the state to submit. 012