Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 29/11/2024So… what’s the difference between “fiancé” and “fiancée”? Is it like “center” and “centre”? Or like “employer” and “employee” 230
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 28/11/2024How does one develop a filter? Asking for a friend 😬🫣 100
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Sending spicy 🥵 pics 📸 to anyone who 👍 likes 😍💕 (Totally real) ((It’s just a pepper, that’s why it’s spicy)) 000
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/11/2024my personality is just three superegos in a trench coat 27624
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024“Sleep tight”? You mean, like, rigor mortis? 11345102
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Hey y’all! Yesterday made one month since I started on Estrogen. The side effects are kicking my ass but I’m happier than ever! ❤️ #transgender #HRT 020
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024It’s all in the telling. 704297324120
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏tea☕️ @ttea.bsky.social · 23/11/2024words to live by🙂↕️‼️ 413614
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Avril Lavigne: Changing the artist world even in 2024 110
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Me and my friends beat the shit out of eachother with some plastic training swords today. Feeling very bruised and very unathletic, how do people move without being in pain??? 150
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 24/11/2024*me wearing a shirt saying “save a horse, ride a cowgirl”* Friend: see that’s funny cause you’re the cow. Me: well yeah, cow girl, like a cat girl but a cow girl. 010
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Working in customer service/retail has many challenges. But if I ask you what you want, confirm your answer and start doing it, AND THEN you tell me you want something else. Then you’re the worst person ever. No I will not be taking questions. 110
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024About time I used #promosky: Me😊: 20 - she/they - Trans, Aromantic, Lesbian - Mega nerd Shows: MHA - One Piece - Black Clover - ATLA - B99 - Shadowhunters - 7DS Games: Assassins Creed - Minecraft - Fortnite - Pokemon - Tomb Raider Other: Tattoos - 🌿🍃 - Swords - Writing - Travel Let’s be Moots!! 1130
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Silly me, been doing it wrong all these years! I thought you were meant to do liedown first, my bad. 000
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I sometimes wish I could do this with my bones. Just take ‘em all out, give em a good clean, swing my spine around like a 90s movie gang member with a chain and then shove everything back in. Ya feel me? 230
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024*coworker (C) telling me (M) about her book* C: In the spicy scene I just read, there were three of them 🤯 M: so like a threesome? C: not really, one of them is too- *customer interrupts* *customer leaves* M: IM SORRY, THEY’RE 2?! C: …too nervous. They’re too nervous, dude. ___ Context clues😬 000
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Sometimes this app is so ridiculous and it brings me such joy. :) little piggy (: Click on the post and see the quote skeet. 010
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Did the “And the Streets Run Red” quest in #assassinscreed odyssey today 😭😭😭 Iykyk 010
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 22/11/2024LMAO 6672
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This is how I will be categorising all things from now on. Sadly: 😔 My Life 120
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I have two kinds of dissociation: 1. “I wonder where bees go for vacations, I hope it’s nice.” 2. “I am an orb of continuous thought with no physical body and if any were to interact with me they would feel the full extent of my wr-“ “Hey, you zoned out *snaps*” “😮Huh?” #AuDHD #neurodivergent 021
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Jess Leigh @itsjessandart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024If they don’t know what a/s/l is - they are too young for you. 1310811
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Remember all you benders of genders, the people before us destroyed cities so we could have titties (or not have titties). Regardless of your identity, please take a moment to think about these people who risked everything for our future. Love y’all! #transgenderawareness #transdayofremembrance 011
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Jess Leigh @itsjessandart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Sex is ok but have you tried ⚡️naps⚡️ 11696
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The feminine urge to buy this shirt with money I don’t have… 020
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Well I did it. It only took me 6.5 hours but in one afternoon I managed to speed run my way back up to where I was when I lost my progress in #AssassinsCreed Thank the gods for hyperfocus and spite. (If you have no idea what I’m talking about read my earlier post.) 030
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024What gif pops up when you type in your name? Talk about wake up crush!! #lesbianmedia.tenor.comJade West Scissors GIFAlt: A Gif of Jade West, a character from the Nickelodeon show “Victorious,” spinning a pair of scissors around on her finger. 000
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Today I fucked up. While playing assassins creed odyssey over the last few days, I haven’t turned off my console, like an idiot. Meaning, my Xbox slowed down and wasn’t saving my game. Game just crashed and upon reopening I learned I had lost 7 levels and hours of progression. #AssassinsCreed 010
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Today I fucked up. While playing assassins creed odyssey over the last few days, I haven’t turned off my console, like an idiot. Meaning, my Xbox slowed down and wasn’t saving my game. Game just crashed and upon reopening I learned I had lost 7 levels and hours of progression. #gamerfail #tifu #AC 010
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 19/11/2024My mum and sister have been reading a bunch of @rickriordan.bsky.social books for the last few days, namely Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus (I’ve already read them), and I’ve been getting a lot of text like these ever since. I love watching them experience this for the first time!! #PJO #CHB 000
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Amy @blessamysheart.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Been sick and sewing this weekend. 775854480
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Can relate. #cats 10610345569
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now. 638280
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 17/11/2024using daddy in bed: weird, incestuous, unnecessarily gendered using captain in bed: authoritative, gender neutral, implies the exciting possiblity of mutiny 933975
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 18/11/2024No, I’m telling you mum! I think I’m getting scurvy! Please, can we get some citrus?! 010
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Sifting through my recent follows, I can only conclude that trans women have a biological advantage at writing social media bios. 4451
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 18/11/2024My punch card is almost full! 😁 010
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I dunked a cookie in my tea this morning. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you. 1123965545
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 18/11/2024me: would any of u care for some charcuterie friend: that's a lunchable me: what a classist thing to fucking say, jan 1030968
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏parker higgins @xor.blue · 18/11/2024good for him! work-life balance is so important 69119301090
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Diana in California @dianaincalifornia.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Saw this on Reddit, great job BlueSky 1340472
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/11/2024MAGA dating profile: "If you can't handle me at my racist, you don't deserve me at my sexist." 3225831
Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Shows all wrapped up! Such a good time listening to these four nerd out. Was a shame that @andrewhunterm.bsky.social couldn’t make it to the show but we got a delightful special appearance from Josh Thompson. Also look at this ceiling. @schreiberland.bsky.social #thundernerds #nosuchthingasafish 010
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in? DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice? 774032285
Reposted by Amateur Life User - Jade 😏Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Yo, this priest guy just turned my (20MtF) very noteable leg bone into bread and wine through a religious ritual. He said it was Trans-substantia-shin. 011