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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏

@jadedgreed666.bsky.social
214 followers 458 following 126 posts

She/They - Fantasy writer whose just starting out :) 20, MtF🏳️‍⚧️, MDNI Have you ever walked into a very obvious broken tree root and impaled your leg? Hi I’m Jade and I walked into a stick. This is: “Losers 101”

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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
So… what’s the difference between “fiancé” and “fiancée”? Is it like “center” and “centre”? Or like “employer” and “employee”
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
How does one develop a filter? Asking for a friend 😬🫣
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sending spicy 🥵 pics 📸 to anyone who 👍 likes 😍💕 (Totally real) ((It’s just a pepper, that’s why it’s spicy))
A picture of a whole red chilli pepper and a cross section of another chilli. White background.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/11/2024
my personality is just three superegos in a trench coat
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
“Sleep tight”? You mean, like, rigor mortis?
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hey y’all! Yesterday made one month since I started on Estrogen. The side effects are kicking my ass but I’m happier than ever! ❤️ #transgender #HRT
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s all in the telling.
Dear Santa:
When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.
Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died.
My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day.
My brother left home and won't talk to us any more.
Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing.
Yours sincerely.
Prince William
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tea☕️ @ttea.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
words to live by🙂‍↕️‼️
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Player 5: I seduce the cup
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Avril Lavigne: Changing the artist world even in 2024
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Me and my friends beat the shit out of eachother with some plastic training swords today. Feeling very bruised and very unathletic, how do people move without being in pain???
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
*me wearing a shirt saying “save a horse, ride a cowgirl”* Friend: see that’s funny cause you’re the cow. Me: well yeah, cow girl, like a cat girl but a cow girl.
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luna @imlunahey.com · 23/11/2024
airbenders > blue people
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Working in customer service/retail has many challenges. But if I ask you what you want, confirm your answer and start doing it, AND THEN you tell me you want something else. Then you’re the worst person ever. No I will not be taking questions.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
About time I used #promosky: Me😊: 20 - she/they - Trans, Aromantic, Lesbian - Mega nerd Shows: MHA - One Piece - Black Clover - ATLA - B99 - Shadowhunters - 7DS Games: Assassins Creed - Minecraft - Fortnite - Pokemon - Tomb Raider Other: Tattoos - 🌿🍃 - Swords - Writing - Travel Let’s be Moots!!
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Silly me, been doing it wrong all these years! I thought you were meant to do liedown first, my bad.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I sometimes wish I could do this with my bones. Just take ‘em all out, give em a good clean, swing my spine around like a 90s movie gang member with a chain and then shove everything back in. Ya feel me?
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
*coworker (C) telling me (M) about her book* C: In the spicy scene I just read, there were three of them 🤯 M: so like a threesome? C: not really, one of them is too- *customer interrupts* *customer leaves* M: IM SORRY, THEY’RE 2?! C: …too nervous. They’re too nervous, dude. ___ Context clues😬
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sometimes this app is so ridiculous and it brings me such joy. :) little piggy (: Click on the post and see the quote skeet.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Did the “And the Streets Run Red” quest in #assassinscreed odyssey today 😭😭😭 Iykyk
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
LMAO
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is how I will be categorising all things from now on. Sadly: 😔 My Life
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I have two kinds of dissociation: 1. “I wonder where bees go for vacations, I hope it’s nice.” 2. “I am an orb of continuous thought with no physical body and if any were to interact with me they would feel the full extent of my wr-“ “Hey, you zoned out *snaps*” “😮Huh?” #AuDHD #neurodivergent
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Jess Leigh @itsjessandart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If they don’t know what a/s/l is - they are too young for you.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Remember all you benders of genders, the people before us destroyed cities so we could have titties (or not have titties). Regardless of your identity, please take a moment to think about these people who risked everything for our future. Love y’all! #transgenderawareness #transdayofremembrance
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Jess Leigh @itsjessandart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sex is ok but have you tried ⚡️naps⚡️
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The feminine urge to buy this shirt with money I don’t have…
A woman’s, black crop top with the quote “I rode faces I should’ve pissed on” and a grey-scale picture of a woman sitting on a man’s face.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Well I did it. It only took me 6.5 hours but in one afternoon I managed to speed run my way back up to where I was when I lost my progress in #AssassinsCreed Thank the gods for hyperfocus and spite. (If you have no idea what I’m talking about read my earlier post.)
A grey-blue background featuring a gold symbol in the centre comprised of the Spartan insignia and an Athenian horse-hair plume helmet.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What gif pops up when you type in your name? Talk about wake up crush!! #lesbian
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Jade West Scissors GIF
Alt: A Gif of Jade West, a character from the Nickelodeon show “Victorious,” spinning a pair of scissors around on her finger.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Today I fucked up. While playing assassins creed odyssey over the last few days, I haven’t turned off my console, like an idiot. Meaning, my Xbox slowed down and wasn’t saving my game. Game just crashed and upon reopening I learned I had lost 7 levels and hours of progression. #AssassinsCreed
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS 

GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... 

GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS 

GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Today I fucked up. While playing assassins creed odyssey over the last few days, I haven’t turned off my console, like an idiot. Meaning, my Xbox slowed down and wasn’t saving my game. Game just crashed and upon reopening I learned I had lost 7 levels and hours of progression. #gamerfail #tifu #AC
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My mum and sister have been reading a bunch of @rickriordan.bsky.social books for the last few days, namely Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus (I’ve already read them), and I’ve been getting a lot of text like these ever since. I love watching them experience this for the first time!! #PJO #CHB
Text messages- Sender A: Percy’s street address at camp is Pi!!! Receiver: Yeah, did you not see that in the first book? Sender A: Nope (a photo of the page they are reading with the full street address of Percy Jackson) I probably skimmed over it.Text Messages - Receiver: Yeah, right at the start when Percy and Grover are leaving Yancy academy, Grover hands him a card with camp half blood’s address on it. Sender A: Ooooh. Sender B: Tbf I missed it both times clearly. (The same text chat a few hours later) Sender A: SEA COW!!!! Mooooooo
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Amy @blessamysheart.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Been sick and sewing this weekend.
Cross stitch that reads “BE KIND” in large font, and “of a bitch” in smaller font
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Lea @leablack.io · 17/11/2024
same girl, same
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Can relate. #cats
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now.
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
using daddy in bed: weird, incestuous, unnecessarily gendered using captain in bed: authoritative, gender neutral, implies the exciting possiblity of mutiny
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
No, I’m telling you mum! I think I’m getting scurvy! Please, can we get some citrus?!
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Sifting through my recent follows, I can only conclude that trans women have a biological advantage at writing social media bios.
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My punch card is almost full! 😁
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I dunked a cookie in my tea this morning. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you.
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 18/11/2024
me: would any of u care for some charcuterie friend: that's a lunchable me: what a classist thing to fucking say, jan
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parker higgins @xor.blue · 18/11/2024
good for him! work-life balance is so important
book shelf labels pointing down to "Shakespeare plays" and up to "Shakespeare studies"
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Diana in California @dianaincalifornia.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Saw this on Reddit, great job BlueSky
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/11/2024
MAGA dating profile: "If you can't handle me at my racist, you don't deserve me at my sexist."
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Shows all wrapped up! Such a good time listening to these four nerd out. Was a shame that @andrewhunterm.bsky.social couldn’t make it to the show but we got a delightful special appearance from Josh Thompson. Also look at this ceiling. @schreiberland.bsky.social #thundernerds #nosuchthingasafish
A domed ceiling with gold trim and a renaissance style fresco painted on it. A chandelier hangs from the center.The stage for “No Such Thing as a Fish” live show: Thundernerds at the end of the night. The four cast members, Dan, Anna, Josh and James standing and giving final goodbyes.A pre-show shot of the stage for “No Such Thing as a Fish” live show: Thundernerds. Spotlights patterned with their podcast logo on the left and right of the stage and the desks they sit at positioned in the center.
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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in? DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
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Amateur Life User - Jade 😏 @jadedgreed666.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yo, this priest guy just turned my (20MtF) very noteable leg bone into bread and wine through a religious ritual. He said it was Trans-substantia-shin.
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