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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When people ask me for some of Johnny Depp (the name of my sourdough starter) if fills me with happy bubbles. It has been over a year and the starter has really take on some amazing flavors for bread. And I have cloned it for ppl 4 time now.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today or tomorrow i think i might bake a 100 protein chocolate chip cookies.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's never easy to let someone go at work. Ugh

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's Sunday, do your laundry... i am doing mine... and cleaning cat pee off my couch... cause fuck me if life could fuck off for a sec.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Think i might make cheesy potato waffles and bacon for breakfast this morning... but first coffee.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Think i'm gonna make a gallon of strawberry daiquiris tonight and sit on the deck in front of the fire.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The game Graveyard Keeper is basically my life. I feel the company that made it owes me money LOL I am in fact a cemetery caretaker In the game you have to write books, cook/bake/wine making, garden, fish, make things out of wood and metal. All of these things I do in my life.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Would you kill, kill, kill for me? I love you enough to ask you again Would you kill, kill, kill for me? You won't be kissing me unless you kill for me

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

One, two, three, four walking like a man Hitting like a hammer She's a juvenile scam Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop She's got the look Heavenly bound Cause heaven's got a number When she's spinning me around Kissing is a color Her loving is a wild dog She's got the look

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Having a party/bbq tomorrow night. Tonight a little pre drinking, and gotta prep the spinach dip, gonna make chocolate pumpkin squares, and since i have leftover strawberry chocolate sourdough from last weekend, gonna turn that into a bread pudding for dessert.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Ah this game is great... now when i'm not working at a cemetery in real life i can be working in a graveyard on my days off... cause apparently i fucking hate myself lol

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

haha i just found the perfect game for me to play. It is called Graveyard Keeper... And well since my day job is a cemetery keeper... you know.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm awakening Johnny Depp (my sourdough starter) from his month long slumber in the fridge. Tomorrow gonna make a strawberry chocolate sourdough and a rosemary, garlic and cheese sourdough.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It is pouring rain today, think i'm gonna make some bacon potato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich and watch tv all day.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We're killing strangers, so we dont kill the ones that we love...

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One day i will disappear and it is either going to be because i finally got what i had coming to me, or because i finally got what i had coming to me. Either way be happy for me, cause i'll either be dead and life is no longer my problem or i am hiding on my farm.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You forgot to switch your laundry over... ...you're welcome.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You know what? This place is really starting to piss me off. I come here to get away from the chaos and bullshit of life and yet it seems this place is just an ocean of bullshit! "Things i say out loud in my laundry room" It's Sunday, your clothes stink.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One of the biggest lies we've ever been told is "Blood makes you family." Don't fall for that shit. Blood makes you related. Trust, loyalty, respect, love, That's family.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Took Zeus to the vet yesterday as he has been peeing on stuff again which normally means he has a UTI. Turns out he doesn't, it is behavioral and anxiety and is now on more meds than anyone in the house. What kind of world do we live in when cats if all creatures can get anxiety?

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

One of the only things i dislike about my job is having to work Saturdays for burials when they come around. Thankfully it's not often, but damn do they always happen on weekends when i need to do adult stuff.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

What the hell do you think you are doing? Get the hell off here and do your damn laundry!

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I had bread pudding, brownies, and coffee for breakfast lol cause i'm an adult and no one is policing this.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I don't care what they said about me... What I want to know is why they were so comfortable saying it around you...

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Drunk James does good work, this maple banana coconut bread pudding is fucking delicious!

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Who is your favorite female singer/band? Snowbytes and Cr33pia are hitting something in my soul tonight.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Think i am gonna get drunk tonight and do some baking. Gonna make banana maple bread pudding. (cause i have some stale hotdog buns)

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Well it's that day again... that day where you have that thing you need to do, that thing you really don't like doing, but needs to be done.

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Pingu's Laundry Day

ALT: Pingu's Laundry Day

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My worlds on fire... everywhere around Kelowna is a flame. Whole towns/cities are being evacuated, peoples entire lives are burning to ashes with no end in sight....

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The best part of waking up, is clearly morning sex... than coffee.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

After a long, hard, smokey, blistering hot work week it is Friday night and i am having a few drinky poos with the wife in the kitchen rocking out to 90's punk music. But let's talk. Ask me stuff. I know stuff or in the very least can bullshit like i know stuff.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Had a nice home spa day. Trimmed the beard, ear and nose hairs. Soaked in a hot bath reading a good book, washed and conditioned the beard, oiled it. A firming clay mask and avocado moisturizer. Don't do this often, but nice to just relax.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Great... now i am going to have to try and perfect chicken and waffle nacho's... where the "chips" and crispy waffle pieces...

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I ran my ass off the last 2 days... house is spotless, new home for Felix built and decorated. All running around done. And I even got my laundry done, including the bedding. Speaking of which... what are you doing reading this? You have laundry to do.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Got to clean up the house, do a little running around, and hopefully get that all done by noon, than going to do some hot guy shit like relax and read a book in a bath with some epson salts.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I know you wanna die together I know you want this forever I know you want hand-holding in the park Rough fucking in the dark Pedal to the metal of your heart Careful what you wish for... I'm the kind of guy you'd kill for...

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

As hopeful as i am to get to relax a bit this 3 day weekend, I also have a lot of stuff that needs to get done and another pile that should get done... and even a third pile that i would like to have done.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The fact that streaming services now have commercials kind of beat their whole thing of being able to watch whatever you want without commercials.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

What a day. Kiddo got his first paycheck from working at the cemetery with me. Proud pappa moment.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Do you know what kind of Doctor Dr. Pepper is? A fizz-ician

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Watching Master's of the Universe, gotta say so far it is pretty good.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I just need ya'll to remember one thing. It's Sunday, do your laundry you smell cunts.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

People always tell me "I wish I was as strong as you." No, you really don't. You don't want to know the pain i had to survive to become this way.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I dont care if i am still sick, i am drinking tonight. Maybe 3 bottles of wine and some pineapple moonshine will cure me.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

One day i will own a real kitchen aid mixer with many many attachments.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Still feel like death... ugh, what a miserable last few days... but it is kiddo's first day of work tomorrow with me at the cemetery, so hopefully by tomorrow i feel a little less like i belong in the ground and more like i should be above.

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