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Sredni Eel

@srednieel.bsky.social
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I wrote a book! It's here --> sites.google.com/view/metuttle-auth… Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 2h
Willem’s an old dude now. He doesn’t jump and moves like his bones ache. But he’s still gorgeous. #jumpingspood
Male regal jumping spider is black and white with green chelicerae
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 8h
This is what it looks like when you have all the money in the world, love Halloween, and can rarsuit as whatever you want. Heidi Klum understands the assignment.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? Willy Wonka’s freak out terrifying boat ride.
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Willy Wonka Gene Wilder
Alt: Willy Wonka freaking out on the boat ride
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PSA for all Californians: It’s not a great day to walk around with M&Ms in your pocket.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s Buster Keaton’s 131st birthday today. Go have a prat fall in his honor!
Buster Keaton sits on the floor after having a camera fall on him
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s true:
Weather report that says it’s hot enough outside that the fucking birds are pulling worms out of the ground using oven mitts.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not obsessed. You’re obsessed.
Black tee shirt with the words “always be yourself. Unless you can be a FIREY. Then Always be a FIREY!” A firey head sits inside the text
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Devo has more than two songs, part IV. Also because it's Halloween. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVri...
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Devo - Monsterman (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Radial by The Orchard
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being such a great influence on the kid I work with, he now yells out “Godzilla!” whenever someone sneezes.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Name a film that should have won an Oscar. Thunderpants, natch.
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Rupert Grint Clapping (Rgrintreels)
Alt: Rupert Grint as Alan A Allen in Thunderpants clapping.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quote with how you draw eyes 👀
Painting of my Burmese catPainting of a serval I once got to play with
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Name an instrumental song. m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6I...
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Warszawa (2017 Remaster)
YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chinese for Norway is Nuo Wei. And now all I can think about is this owl.
owl meme "No wai!!!"
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Small, but non-zero progress on a Klaus Nomi rarsuit: ✔️ Purchased EVA foam ✔️ Purchased black, and white PVC fabric It's all going on over here.
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Giant Crow Costume Walks in Park
Alt: Giant Crow Costume Walks in Park
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve started writing a fifth book. Even if nobody ever reads them, I’m proud of my books! No words or pictures were harmed by AI, and there’s dragons and a werewolf. What else do you need? #BookSky 📚💙 📚🪐 🐉🐲🐺
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given we have some sort of Godzilla El Nino happening this yaar, I'm going to have a few months of joy and peace of mind. I can't wait!** **As long as Halloween is dry.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big news in the SF Bay Area. Elderly couple are being arraigned for killing their son inlaw. Apparently he was charged with abuse, so they took turns shooting him at some sporting event. They took turns. Man. They must really hate that guy. Probably for good reason.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird. My new water bottle makes it look like I’m drinking antifreeze.
Bright aqua water bottle
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone bump the plug from the wall again?
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Klaus Nomi got his name from an anagram of Omni, as in the magazine. It warms my dark little heart that he was so nerdy.
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80s Music: Multi-Armed Performer
Alt: Klaus Nomi in his iconic black shiny tux costume in a performance of Nomi Song.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
David Bowie singing a cover of the Mersey's "Sorrow", and making it all seductive. This was the only single released from his Pin Ups album and it reached #3 on the charts. #BowieForever #DavidBowie www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akfm...
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David Bowie - Sorrow (Live 1973)
YouTube video by Ichnos71live
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WARNING: politics ahead. Re: the fear too many people in gov’t & whatnot are involved and having a detrimental effect, yadda yadda. It all needs a hard reset anyway.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does anyone else alphabetize their dollars?
A handful of one dollar bills , each showing a letter of the alphabet
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My attempt at an Aurelian. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
Aurelian costume. Looks like an owl holding a staff
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Conversation between two barking dogs on the Embarcadero before the owners pulled them away: Dog 1 - Are you a dog? Dog 2 - I'm a dog! Dog 1 - I'm a dog too! Dog 2 - That's so cool! I'm a dog! Dog 1 - Dog dog dog! Dogs are awesome. #DogSky
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Shiba Inu Puppy Playing
Alt: Shiba Inu Puppy Playing
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For those who've never been to SF, the Coit tower sits atop Telegraph Hill. There are also people living on Telegraph Hill. There's a staircase all the way up the hill with 386 steps. There are mailboxes along the way. Somewhere in SF there's a mail carrier with serious leg muscles.
Image of part of the stairway to the Coit Tower. It's basically torture to climb.dude with abnormally huge thigh muscles.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m made of ouch right now. But it was a successful and awesome day hanging with @paintyourdragon.bsky.social Walked around 🌉 Saw a cool protest & got a nifty 🏳️‍🌈 flag. Then got a falafel wrap the size of my head. Went to Kryolan and got Ziggy Stardust makeup. Then capped the day with this 🦎
Western fence lizard seen from above and he’s side eyeing the camera while doing calculus in his head. Lizard is small and brown with a darker brown splotch pattern. He’s disguised by the fallen leaves on the ground.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The day Disco died at Alcatraz.
Broken mirror ball in a tree with Alcatraz island in the background
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, but is it okay to have pizza delivered during an interview
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird Al is movin' up in the universe. www.newser.com/story/396975...
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Asteroid Will Hereafter Be Known as 'Alyankovic'
Space rock honoring parody singer joins 'Freddiemercury' and 'Dollyparton'
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re being invaded.
Blimp in the sky
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The news says AI companies are asking the gubmint to regulate their industry before it destroys all humanity. First, I wish they’d get on with that destruction. It’s the waiting I can’t stand. Second, can’t they just turn it off or something?
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The IT Crowd: Moss and the rest of the fire
Alt: The IT Crowd: Moss carries a burning extinguisher to another fire and says “I will just put this over here with the rest of the fire”
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop your doomscrolling and get jiggy with Iggy and Biggy for Halloween. #Halloween #IggyPop #BiggyPop www.instagram.com/reels/DQdVRm...
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Brenda Perlin on Instagram: "@biggypop 🏴‍☠️ Hey everyone! It’s zombie season again…but don’t be scared. I’ll save you. ☠️🧟‍♂️🎃Happy Halloween, my friends. Your zombie hunter extraordinaire, a.k.a. Bi...
779 likes, 9 comments - losangelespunkrocker on October 30, 2025: "@biggypop 🏴‍☠️ Hey everyone! It’s zombie season again…but don’t be scared. I’ll save you. ☠️🧟‍♂️🎃Happy Halloween, my friends. Your z...
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, I forgot to mention that because it’s International Dolly Parton Day, you should read a book, or better yet gift a book to someone. Let’s make this an annual tradition! #DollyPartonDay #BookSky 📚💙
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dolly heart
Alt: Dolly Parton makes an air heart
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy international Dolly Parton Day!
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Dolly Parton: We Can Have A Good Time
Alt: Dolly Parton: We Can Have A Good Timeline
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I found my people. #Halloween
Black minivan with ghosts and spiders and candy corn all over it
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a dream last night that someone wanted me to give a kidney to someone I didn't know. I told them, "How can I do that when I can't even give blood?" Then they forced my kidney from me. I feel weird today.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had bookmarks made. Whatchoo think? #BookSky 📚💙 🪐💙
Black bookmarks with teal border showing images of the four Avaria novels. Above them the text reads “a girl, a dragon, adventure, music…”Back of the bookmark shows a girl and a purple dragon floating in space
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I write YA fantasy because it’s far more believable than the malarkey going on in the real world.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw a birb and I runned away. Jus’ kidding. I jumped. Pls don’t squish me.
Female regal jumping spood
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear all head hunters, I don’t have my resume anywhere online, so kindly fuck off. Love, Me
Text conversation:

Are U available?
Yes but it’ll cost you
I’m Jenn at indeed
Then it’ll cost you triple
But do you meet the requirements?
Do you?
This is remote job, you can work from homeText message continued:
Can I send full details for you to review first? If eligible
I’d rather you just slip a check under my door
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why's it called "Tuna Fish" when other fish don't have fish in the name? If I have a sandwich with salmon (say bagel with lox), shouldn't it be called a salmon fish sandwich?
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was having an absolute scrummy dream about being at a convention, and that's why I woke up 1/2 hour late this morning. At this point in my life, I'm gonna finish the good dreams, because to misquote Capt. Barbossa, "You best believe in nightmares, Miss Turner, because you're in one."
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Barbossa's Cursed Transformation
Alt: Barbossa's Cursed Transformation
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a headache roughly the same size and shape as Beijing.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post your fave Power Rangers/Super Sentai Team. Wrong answers only!
Father Dougal McGuire, Father Ted Crilly, and Father Jack Hackett played by Ardal O'Hanlon, Dermot Morgan, and Frank Kelly
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rarhands, only with dextrose.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Abdominal Equinox!
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Gilligan's Island: Gilligan's Surprised Reaction
Alt: Gilligan's Island: Gilligan's Surprised Reaction
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Diarrhea curse is now a medical term. Be sure to watch the response video right after. youtu.be/h1pXm0GjLho
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UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Muffins are naked cupcakes.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nash is the bestest boi. m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Obd...
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Golden retriever welcomes the WRONG house guest
YouTube video by Fox News Clips
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