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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 17/07/2025
Bill O’Reilly realizing live on air that Trump killed Epstein sure is something
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cortana.SQL @cortanav.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Anyways. Karen Read had to pull out all the stops of the privilege available to her in order to beat the charges set forth by a corrupt system. And it still took two trials. So imagine all those without those resources and social capital to defend themselves.
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Okay, I'll bite, what's a hurricane.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"to easy lol" iconic
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Jackie 🍃 @jackiezaizar.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
planet fitness not opening until 7am on a sunday is diabolical
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Who the fuck just starts shooting into a car because they're in front of your house?
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Trump should accept as many planes as possible and fly in them right away. No need for the security features built into Airforce One.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The US government, which has claimed it has to destroy American universities because a few pro-Palestinian protesters are evidence of unchecked anti-Semitism, is defending an actual neo-Nazi party in Germany.
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Jackie 🍃 @jackiezaizar.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
my goat jalen 🥰🥰🥰
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’m crying man he looks disgusted
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Costco is a really popular subject for business-success case studies but I feel like business guys kinda lose interest when the upshot of the study is like "just operate with scrupulous integrity in all facets and levels of your business for four decades" and not some easy-to-fix gimmick
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/04/2025
Van Hollen: "I'm very glad that the killed of Rachel Morin has been convicted in a court of law. That is how we hold guilty people accountable ... I'm not sure why Abrego Garcia's rights should be denied based on an awful murder he had absolutely nothing to do with."
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
A screengrab from Twitter.

HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks:
“Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism”

David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply:
“Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It works. The government here largely works. Because we are so spoiled by how well it works, we are letting a fool convince us it is broken.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
When Andrew Tate was charged with rape and human trafficking, Trump intervened to fly him back to the US. When a working-class father of a disabled 5-year-old child was wrongfully deported and charged with NO crime, Trump refuses to lift a finger.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/04/2025
the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory
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Dede Bell, NBCT @dedebellnbct.bsky.social @dedebellnbct.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
big lesson for america here: one reason you dont elect people who believe bull shit like "theyre eating the pets" or "theyre putting kitty litter boxes in the classrooms" is bc if they get in power theyll believe bull shit like "tariffs are a tax cut actually"
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Jackie 🍃 @jackiezaizar.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
need it!!
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Jackie 🍃 @jackiezaizar.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
no one more deserving than paige buckets 💕
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Jackie 🍃 @jackiezaizar.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Morons are running America.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Louder for the people in the back: If only citizens get due process, NOBODY gets due process. Because then all they have to say is that you’re not a citizen, and you have no right to due process to prove them wrong — even if it’s a lie.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Four American soldiers are dead, the economy is crashing and that motherfucker is GOLFING.
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Nom de Plume Brett En Spookified @maverickbrett.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Jokes on me I went to school and worked hard so I could do good for society when I should have just went "lol no" after my bachelors and opened a regional construction firm in bum fuck nowhere and have been a petty tyrant.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's really impossible to overstate how much I hate every single one of these cruel, destructive, thoughtless morons and what they're doing to the United States. "Hate" isn't something to be said lightly. These people are genuinely trying to destroy every good thing about this country.
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm so angry at all the people who enabled this. Utter dereliction of duty from many, many powerful people who should have known better
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Mallory McMorrow @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We need new leaders in Washington. I’m running for Senate to be one. Let’s go.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is (a) wildly wrong on the facts and (b) dangerously wrong on the conclusion, in that this zealot is running for a spot on the Wisconsin state Supreme Court.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
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Jackie 🍃 @jackiezaizar.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
note dame lost & uconn is cookin 🤌🏽
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Casar: You can quickly explain Doge with just two numbers. First: $8 million a day. That’s how much Elon Musk collects in federal government contracts. Second: $65 a day. That’s how much the average senior—someone who has worked their entire life—gets from Social Security.…
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/03/2025
if the democratic party had a functional propaganda arm it could make a lot of hay of the fact that a non-trivial number of MAGA personalities and politicians are child sex offenders
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
All of these can be true: 1. A small contingent of Gaza protestors have antisemitic views. 2. The protests overall are driven by opposition to mass murder, not antisemitism. 3. Conservatives are using "campus antisemitism" as a cudgel to imprison protestors & delegitimize universities
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Oisin @oisindubai.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Sadly, at any left wing protest, you could find a small number of anti semites trying to spread hatred While at any right wing protest, like Jan 6th, you'll find a large number of anti semites trying to spread hatred. Trump pardoned them. How many articles has the Atlantic written about that?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The provision of the 14th amendment that the Supreme Court unanimously wrote out of the constitution existed for a reason. Its drafters knew what would happen if you allowed insurrectionists back into power.
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jenna ruddock @ruddock.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
New Yorkers and DC residents trying to talk with @schumer.senate.gov are having to push notes through a locked door with police posted outside.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
So this was a campaign promise not an observation.
STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/03/2025
if you are a democrat who is retreating on and abandoning trans people, you are evil and throwing all trans people under the bus won’t stop them for coming after you next
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