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Jackie Hedeman

@jackiehedeman.bsky.social
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Flâneuse. Spy. Bi sky at night, sailor's delight. Co-creator of The Pasithea Powder. Writing all over the place. She/her 🪩 www.jacquelinhedeman.com

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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is profoundly alienating to see how gleefully folks are turning back the clock on body politics by *decades.*
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know ‘patient zero’ has now basically just entered colloquial language and it was already the title of a zombie horror movie etc. but seeing it as the title of a new Taylor Swift single still makes me cringe and will every time I hear it. that phrase has a very specific history and context!
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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Keith @ Funky Ferndale Art Fair Booth 20 @keithsenkowski.com · 17/07/2026
Finished my series of painted postcards capturing scenes from The Third Man. Each piece was done with three pans of watercolor and sumi ink on 4x6 300lb cold press watercolor paper postcards.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
can you imagine if they actually made a show depicting a cop's day hour-by-hour? hasten to us your revolution o lord
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rewatching Six Feet Under, Season 1, on the plane, I’m reminded of the span of days last summer when it was possible I had an AVM (I had something less serious), and all I could think was, “Not the thing that killed *Nate Fisher*!”
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/09/2026
Mr Woodhouse, please get up.
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Taking suggestions! Next year I will be moving into a whole new niche literary couples costum scenario. For now, I'm looking for peak solo niche literary bullshit.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
they both looked incredible in a garter belt and corset
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MRSPOURS @mrspours.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry "Witness" based on pStar Tribune photograph by Leila Navi with MPR reporter Sam Stroiza.
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today is the nine-year anniversary of telling my now-fiancée, when we were "just friends" (but I had powerful feelings), that I would rise to the challenge of making out with her in Greece, since she wanted to make out with someone in Greece as a bucket list item. Current plan = honeymoon in Greece.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/08/2026
20 books in the aubrey-maturin series, one season per book, eight to ten episodes per season, we're building a new hms surprise from scratch to film in and those actors are getting press ganged into a full decade of public service in the king's navy
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The Rumpus @therumpus.net · 15/08/2026
"...he knew I was actually awful, he knew something started rotting in me when Mom died and had spread and spread until I was beyond saving." From "Wolf Spiders," new fiction from @mollyolguin.bsky.social. 🕷️ buff.ly/h6Fodbk
The cited quote and information written in black against a white background. The full Rumpus logo is at the top.
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
they should play Hannibal (NBC, 2013) in theaters
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 11/08/2026
Your work will be called "porn" the moment it is convenient to power to define it that way. Solidarity is our only useful option.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Gavia Baker-Whitelaw @gavia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I interviewed Andres Cubillan, the production designer for The Vampire Lestat! Continually impressed by the level of detail they achieve in every single scene. Gift link here:
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Inside The Vampire Lestat’s Brilliant Production Design
Blood farms and custom guitars: TVL production designer Andres Cubillan shares insights into the season’s most memorable setpieces.
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Lee Mandelo @leemandelo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Once again it's August 6th, otherwise known as Summer Sons day in this household
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@emilystjams

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I post for the people who grew up wailing “ahhhh! ahhhh!” in perfect time with the lady slumped backward over a gravestone in the Masterpiece: Mystery! opening credits and still do it every single time.
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Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation
Alt: Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation, first shot is the fancy 1920s people dancing and then we quick cut to the lady with the amazing batwing hat and the magic eye fan holding a shushing finger to her lips.
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
stress ball hyperlink f-bomb corn maze queer theory
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So thrilled to earn my skull! 🌈💀
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This bio reads like a television series that has gone on at least three seasons too long.
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 16/07/2026
Raffi you’re so right
Threads post from raffi_music:
stay creative. after Baby Beluga, I didn't worry about how can I top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later, Bananaphone!
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They’ve obviously got to redo this after the final with whoever loses in the tub
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
As it was written.
2007 photograph of Lionel Messi and baby Lamine Yamal
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busty pixie demon @0xafaebabe.gay · 15/07/2026
cis folks gather round for a gentle call-in. gender affirming care is necessary and life-saving for trans people, so pls skip the comparisons to whatever cis ppl happen to do w those same interventions. comparing transition to reification of toxic gender stereotypes undermines trans ppl not cis ppl.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I would like to everyone involved with Polymarket to rot in hell.
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Vampire Lestat, Episode Six, “Montreal,” in texts to Gay Movie Night Group Chat and my fiancée:
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Genuinely my favorite filmic Arthurian adaptation.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Siân Harris @sianlouh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dracula in a boater might be even more of a literary fashion upset than the time I read The Maltese Falcon and decided to google 'union suit'...
Extracr from The Maltese Falcon, Sam Spade getting dressed: 'He put on a thin white union-suit, grey socks, black garters, and dark brown shoes'Vintage advert for the union suit, onesie-underwear for men.
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Jackie Hedeman @jackiehedeman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hanif Abdurraqib Alan Hollinghurst David Mitchell Maggie Nelson Armistead Maupin
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fellas, is it papist to log off?
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Metro North Capital @metronorthcapital.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a wonderful day for discourse.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/07/2026
season 5 is a little weak, but the wire closes absolutely strong. easily one of the great works of american fiction and maybe the greatest work of fiction about an american city
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm actually kinda mad at what I just watched. need to eat some wholesome food and cool off
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this might be the worst officiated match I've seen in international play
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy American Independence Day from Entertainment Weekly and Millie Bobby Brown.
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 04/07/2026
Imagine having your wedding overshadowed by Cabo Verde
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 04/07/2026
Jon Bois
@jon_bois
why watch Cabo Verde-Argentina, when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
10:15 PM • Apr 16, 2014
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Mal @guacs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 02/07/2026
We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases
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