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Jabomba

@jabomba.bsky.social
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Fat, autistic, and ready to cry. They/them

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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hall of Echoes - for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
A floating orb of iridescent liquid metal surrounds a star - the edges of the orb turn into hands reaching for the star. In the background we see floating towers
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 19/06/2026
Collecting quotes for anti July 4 agit prop what do you have
It would seem that so much free fire would be difficult to explain, but it is not.
Freedoms are invariably being protected with this gunfire. Freedom must then be interpreted a thousand separate ways, but it actually comes down to freedom for a few families and their friends
-freedom to prey upon the world.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching everything be better without you from Albania:
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Undead Name 👻 @dara-the-explara.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Joe Exotic saying the quoted post
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Magnolias evolved before bees existed. 95 million years ago, their ancestors shared the planet with the dinosaurs of the Cretaceous, but no bees. So they made a messy partnership with beetles that continues today & it explains why they're such unusual flowering plants. Let's talk about it.
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Magnolias Are So Old That They’re Pollinated by Beetles
Why beetles? You'll need to read to beelieve it.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
Today we announced the most ambitious housing plan in our City's modern history. We're building 200,000 affordable homes. We’re overhauling code enforcement. We’re cracking down on bad landlords. We’re creating tens of thousands of good-paying jobs.
Brad Lander and Mayor Mamdani greet a construction worker.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Depressed Chef John from Food Wishes dot com: …here’s some gummi bears…cayenne…you are the Dave of food you save…
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/05/2026
the white house is a full of terrorists
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/05/2026
lmfao
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
always listen to tina
tina belcher from bob’s burgers saying stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026
important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
once again, just spitballing, what if we just provided for everyone's basic material needs
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Residents in Fayette County, Georgia noticed their water pressure was unusually low. Turns out that a data center 20 miles away had been drawing 30 million gallons of water in secret through connections the county didn't know existed. Is it any wonder why so many are opposed to data centers?
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Jabomba @jabomba.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Poem by Jabomba

I Don't Belong

There's no place like home
There's no place like home
I click my heals 
I open my eyes
Still, I find myself nowhere at all 
I have no place like a home 
Nowhere I feel I belong
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn…
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
⭕️ What have I been banging on about for months? THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING or YOU WILL GET ANOTHER TRUMP!! 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 .
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/04/2026
People are dunking on this, but what a great sign that a word has truly established itself in the lexicon.
screenshot of a Reddit post that says: 

What is Superman's "Kryptonite".
In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious what fans here would consider to be Superman's "Kryptonite"?
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Gaguna @lisatheeditor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Former New Mexico Attorney General Hector Balderas says he was ordered to 'stand down' by the Feds in 2019. It wasn’t until reading files this year that he realised the FBI sat on murder tips while claiming they had no 'probable cause' to search the ranch." bit.ly/4w4d0rN
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First claims of men being gang raped at Epstein's remote ranch revealed
SHOCK claims of men being raped and women being strangled to death in violent sex games at Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro ranch have been revealed in a bombshell doc. Attention is shifting to the billiona…
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️
Terry and Rhianna Pratchett dressed up for the launch of Dodger in 2012.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics
Sam Neill
@TwoPaddocks
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Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But, for now cheer up. From us.Sam kneeled next to a pigSam sitting while petting pigSam with tiny pig
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/04/2026
it makes sense that absolutely no one has any empathy for donald trump assassination attempts, he and his party love ultra-violence. school shootings are a fact of life we just have to accept and that the US has the right to bomb anyone in the world it wants. america loves death
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son
Gavin Newsome my son was very proud of me he's very familiar with Clavicular
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Anyway. I’m glad nobody was hurt and I’m sure the journalists who attended the WHCD will not center themselves and their personal experiences and instead remain focused on holding the powerful accountable and informing the people about their government.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it
Clara Jeffery:
People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should. 

Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
literally every reporter who was at the whcd
someone perfectly fine laments “i was murdered”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The people who force us to live in a violent country really thought they wouldn't have to live in a violent country along with us. They thought other people would do the dying for them. When one of them catches one of the strays they put in the air to catch us, what are we supposed to do but shrug.
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's jarring to see ICE executing American citizens in our streets for exercising their free speech rights. It's jarring to see innocent people being kidnapped and sent to gulags in El Salvador. It's jarring to see children being traumatized in concentration camps.
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
To figure out why Cole Allen did what he did, I obtained a copy of his resume and talked to his former friends. The portrait that emerges is unlike what the White House is saying: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...
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Assassin Wasn’t on FBI’s Radar, Sources Say
Leaked Cole Allen resume + former friends shed light on alleged attacker
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Cole Allen was not on the FBI's radar, Bureau sources tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...
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Assassin Wasn’t on FBI’s Radar, Sources Say
Leaked Cole Allen resume + former friends shed light on alleged attacker
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Counterpoint: I am not traumatized nor exhausted by this. I am traumatized and exhausted by the shit these people are doing to all the rest of us that invites these things to happen.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years
Now deleted Twitter post from Debra Lea @thedebralea. It reads Shooter at WH Correspondence dinner. Shooter is dead. Thank you secret service.

Under it is a selfie of her making a kissy-face at the camera while everyone mills around with the energy of a minor fire alarm
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something instead of nothing
Comic strip, page 1: a chimpanzee is using sign language to communicate to a zookeeper, “Why is there something instead of nothing?” The zookeeper laughs to his colleagues, “He wants another banana!” The other zoo workers are cracking up hysterically behind him.Page 2: Later, the main zookeeper is in a dark room filled with TVs displaying security footage of the zoo animals. He is soaking wet in a raincoat, staring solemnly at the screen which shows the chimpanzee. The zookeeper reaches down to press a large red button on the desk beneath the screen display.Page 3: from inside the chimpanzee exhibit, we see the security gate open. The chimpanzee wander through and exits the building to a dark, rainy street corner. He extends his arms and lets the rain fall onto him.Page 4: the chimpanzee is in the backseat of a cab, driving somewhere else in the city at night. The final panel is the chimpanzee at checkout in a grocery store with a huge pile of bananas. The clerk looks mildly shocked.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
the level of islamophobia across the west is genuinely astounding. like, we're bigoted against everyone obviously, but with muslim/arab/arab-looking people it's truly next level. and for no good reason, people act like they're all terrorists who may come bomb us, while we literally go bomb *them*
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Canadian Hammer 🇨🇦 🔨 @canadianhammer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Correct.
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This 👇🔥🔥
AMERICA 250

EVERY ASTRONAUT ON ARTEMIS II WAS EDUCATED IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, AND THINKING OF THE TEACHERS WHO SHAPED REID WISEMAN, VICTOR GLOVER, CHRISTINA KOCH, AND JEREMY HANSEN, YOU HELPED SEND A KID TO THE MOON.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
ICE is developing its own model of smart glasses www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Exclusive: ICE Glasses
Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence on Americans
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
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Nick Dearden @nickdearden.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“If you criticise Palantir’s platform one more time, you are going to lose your job.” Solidarity to all NHS workers opposing this toxic corporation. Shame on those bullying them. But they won’t stop us. We’re going to ditch Palantir. www.ft.com/content/ff70...
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Senior NHS officials warned staff over criticising rollout of Palantir platform
Ethical objections and uneven adoption have made the tech group’s contract a divisive issue within English health service
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Jabomba @jabomba.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Why are the “it’s common sense” mother fuckers always the stupidest people alive? “Common sense” is code for “what feels good to me” for ass wipes who have never picked up a book.
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A Constant Risk of Fire @seedavigo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
❤️‍🔥
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/03/2026
you are loved, and we will win
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I'm a bitch / I'm a lover / Beowulf killed Grendel's mother
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