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18+ to follow pls (mostly sfw tho) Howdy, my name's Lexi! (any/all pronouns) i'm a massive nerd. music liker, seer of void, 22yo. Letterboxd boxd.it/7NcwP

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Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
‼️Statement RE my suspension from the Greens. I was suspended for the 'crime' of being a trans woman who ran for a women's place. The "media interest" in my gender was cited as the sole reason for my suspension.
I can confirm that I have indeed been suspended from the Green Party. The only reason given for my immediate suspension is that I allegedly ‘brought the party into disrepute’ by choosing to run for a reserved female space on Green Party Council as a trans woman. In the Greens, suspensions are not a guilty verdict. I was not found guilty of breaking any rules whatsoever. The only actual disciplinary allegations against me are that I allegedly was rude to people on the internet, and that I ‘gossiped’. I was not suspended for any of this.

The only reason given for my IMMEDIATE SUSPENSION was: "EF’s recent election to GPC and the accompanying media interest”. I was suspended just 8 days after being elected, in a secret group chat discussion which included just 13 of the 36 members of GPC. My critics submitted 100 pages of transphobic articles as ‘evidence’, while I was banned from submitting anything in my defence and was not allowed to see the charges. There was no investigation.Because I have not been found guilty of any disciplinary offences whatsoever, the only ‘appeal’ process for suspension involves asking Green Party Council to reverse their decision. This is something I have to do, so please do not email or harass any Council members. That is not going to help anybody, and I strongly discourage anyone from contacting GPC members individually. I do not want you to do that.

Suspension decisions can be reversed if GPC considers that there are ‘mitigating’ circumstances. This can include representations from other party members, submitted as part of the official process.

I have therefore set up an online form where fellow Green members can submit statements expressing support for me and defending me. Please put your name and local party so it is accepted by GPC.

It is my hope that with enough attention and support, GPC will hold a full meeting with a large turnout of all GPC members (rather than a small minority) that will overturn my suspension swiftly.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the past: "dont pirate that software, it might put malware on your computer" now: "that software is good but the official version essentially comes bundled with malware so make sure to pirate it"
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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no brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One of the biggest challenges here is that we need to address peoples' definitions of "the good life", because some lifestyles ARE big emitters and some are not, and they aren't necessarily tied to wealth, status, or happiness, but people have perceptions and values and feelings...
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)
A little smily soapstone carving of a whale by Chumash culture, circa 1200-1600 CE, California
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/07/2026
well okay so the english won against the norwegians but in only a few days theyll have to face the french. anyway thats quite enough about September 25th 1066, lets look at some football news
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My favorite part of the McGregor fight was when Holloway gestured multiple times to the ref like "I'm basically punching a guy on the ground who can't defend himself" and the ref was like "yes, continue".
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Epic handshake meme
Arm 1: Keir Starmer
Arm 2: Conor McGregor 
Clasped hands: Publicly embarrassed by Kneecap at the end of their career
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 12/07/2026
I killed Lindsey Graham by posting this I think
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/07/2026
you know what? close enough. welcome back, chinese emperors swallowing mercury in a deranged quest to avoid death
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jenny hanniver 🌈✌🌱 @jennyhanniver.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
(writing this down)
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Lex = a pro @jabberwocklemur.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
new July #promosky? NAH just repost the old one :P
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol
From mid-2022 to early 2025, the egg producers communicated with each other to coordinate bidding activity on a widely used pricing service, according to a complaint filed in a federal court in Iowa.
The complaint details instances of executives for the companies calling and texting each other in an effort to push prices higher.
Under the settlement, the state DOJ says the three companies must end their price coordination, adopt compliance measures and cooperate with
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
what if i said ginger ale is better than coke
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i cant get the phrase "foul homestuckian tricknology" off my mind cuz of this shit
toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur
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˖+₊ @figsh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
july #promosky hi! :•p it/they agender aroace spec lesbian 22 meow interests rn: art collecting fashion adventure time the summer hikaru died homestuck witch hat atelier chainsaw man blue period neon genesis evangelion tokyo ghoul houseki no kuni deltarune ↻ + ♡︎ pls!
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 29/06/2026
trying to channel this energy every time someone is mean and wrong at me online
A post by dogpuppy
At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

Moisterpeggingchampion
If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tvh

Reply by dogpuppy
If I was king for a day the first thing I would do is sentence you to a life full of love and understanding
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/06/2026
centrists love to be like “when are you socialists going to win regions and states that we centrists currently also don’t win”
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026
THE FIFTH FIELD. deltarune.com
deltarune.com
DELTARUNE for Nintendo Switch, PC / Mac, and PlayStation
UNDERTALE's parallel story, DELTARUNE. Meet new and old characters in a tale that steps closer to its end, chapter by chapter. Dodge bullets in nonviolent RPG battles as you listen to funky, funky mus...
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 22/06/2026
From Toby: 10 years ago I made a song that sounded like this. It's called "The Sunset of 7 Suns." This is the hope for Chapter 5 from 10 years ago.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Lex = a pro @jabberwocklemur.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
delta rune Today ,,,
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 08/06/2026
I just want to note that EVs don't fully solve this problem because a lot of PM2.5 and PM10 pollution comes from brake dust and tires.
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Lex = a pro @jabberwocklemur.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
NEW VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE CRPG… HELL F'IN YESSS!!! (it seems to be a blatant riff on Disco Elysium but I'm not gonna hold that against it. THE TRAILER LOOKS AWESOME ALREADY) youtu.be/84DaW0W-F2o
youtu.be
Vampire the Masquerade: Eternal Whispers - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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🏳️‍⚧️ B̵̩͈͠Ū̷̖͋G̵͖̿413🖤🩶🤍💜| the Damara girl @bugflower99.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"when days are too tough, and life gets too rough there's only one thing that I need it's when you are holding me close~" #Homestuck #Homestuckfanart #fantrolls speedpaint: youtu.be/6caDPqC0jZM
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 08/06/2026
Broke: Who was President in 2020 Woke: Who was President in 2024 Bespoke: Who is President in 2026
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
bilbo backrooms
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Lex = a pro @jabberwocklemur.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
backrooms good digital circus good
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Lex = a pro @jabberwocklemur.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wordle 1,811 3/6 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 == so close…
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
charles darwin had agoraphobia, he took his one voyage on the beagle and then spent the rest of his life in his house anxiety pooping and writing. and yet he changed the world. inspiring
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Oliver Brackenbury @obrackenbury.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tumblr screenshot of a post by abbiistabbii that reads:

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 03/06/2026
Very funny from /r/balatro
"hand will not score - due to pride month straights are banned until July 1st"
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Text in the style of the magic logo that reads "WOTC is making all trans employees deadname themselves in order to form a union"
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
mewtwo pussy attack
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sometimes I want to socialize but I don’t want to talk, I just want to be around like a cat.
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I have never stopped thinking about Hector Bananabread. With the NBA finals coming up I looked for the original and saw there wasn't alt text., so, bump+accessibility
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user Rate_Cameron_OBX
I'm looking to buy an NBA jersey for my boyfriend but I don't remember who his favorite player is. Can you guys help me out? 
My boyfriend is a huge NBA fan and I want to surprise him with an NBA jersey of his favorite player. I could just ask him but I want that to be the last option.
He did tell me who his favorite player was a long time ago in conversation but I have since forgotten. Here are some clues that could be helpful:
1. My bf is 21.
2. My bf is a fan of the Lakers. 
3. We live in Dallas but my bf was born in Florida but was raised in Georgia. he sometimes attends Mav games. 
4. I'm absolutely certain this player is still in the NBA. 
5. This one is pretty dumb but I vaguely remember that the player's name sounded like "Hector Banana-bread". However, if I put that name into Google, I just get banana bread recipes so the name is probably way off. 
Can anyone figure who this player is? It's going to take a miracle but I'm praying 🙏🙏🙏
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Lex = a pro @jabberwocklemur.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i see that the discourse lingo has shifted from the classic "oppression olympics" to the new & exciting "powerscaling oppression"
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
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joy 🌙 @dietranch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
embarrassed
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This NYT poll was written to generate the results they wanted. Asked if the party should move to the “center” or the “left” Dems are split. Ask them about an actual “left” position and they are overwhelmingly supportive. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/u... 1/2
67-30 for choice 1: A candidate who promises to lower prices by going after corporate monopolies and price gouging
A candidate who promises to lower prices by making it easier to build housing and expand energy production
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Good morning
jazz musician explaining a chord and/or computer generating a password: F#7b9/Db
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Worth noting that this is actually a meta-question-- it's not "what policy do you think is good?" It's "what policy do you think other, imaginary people would think is good?" This encourages the "Everyone Think Like a Pundit Rather Than as a Citizen" disease that plagues political commentary.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My heart genuinely aches for all my trans friends in the UK today. I hope to Christ the fever of bigotry enveloping the country right now breaks soon. I hate these motherfuckers that make us suffer
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding
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