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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 28/02/2026
next to group of skater bros at the park doing catcalls but they are harassing everyone equally regardless of gender presentation and I think that's beautiful
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players ssh snakes.run to join!
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 26/02/2026
i have seen this episode at least 3 times before but it never clocked to me that this was fucking Lin-Manuel Miranda
A screenshot of S6E1 of House M.D. showing Dr. House in the center. On the left is a character played by Lin-Manuel Miranda who is pointing and speaking to a woman on the right.
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 24/02/2026
thewhitepages.net
Seven reasons why hosting a silly little potluck (or game night, or porch hang, or book club, or group hike) is essential to defeating fascism
Honestly, I don't think we'll win if you don't
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🇺🇲💥🧨‼️🦅Diana🦅‼️🧨💥🇺🇲 @citiesbydiana.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
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PAL @paladin42.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...
Winds Suck Dicks
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 17/02/2026
"backup automation script" = script that automatically reminds you your backups aren't working
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 15/02/2026
Click Here To Install Woke 2
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 14/02/2026
adhd is a disorder where you're constantly getting pranked by yourself
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 13/02/2026
my friends and i have a time honored tradition of doing multiplayer craigslist, where several people in a discord call will stream their local craigslists and find weird shit. i highly recommend trying it.
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 12/02/2026
there's gotta be a legal limit on how many multitudes one can contain
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 11/02/2026
it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
youtube.com
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 11/02/2026
finished my morning routine, energized and ready to start my day at 8 pm
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 10/02/2026
The morning so far
Old tweet from @shelfcomedy:

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles
god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 10/02/2026
epic
Screenshot from the Wikipedia Current Events Portal with the text:

Ireland launches a permanent basic-income programme for the arts that pays 2,000 creative workers €325 (US$387) per week for three years, following a government trial that began in 2022, and which culture minister Patrick O'Donovan describes as the first permanent scheme of its kind worldwide. (Reuters)
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse
gradient.horse
gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
WOKE 2 IS HERE
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What did Obama mean by this?
Barack Obama; “Here's a podcast that does a good job of laying out what's at stake, and why all of us need to get off the sidelines to demand change.”

Attached is a video thumbnail of Sesame Street’s Big Bird motioning toward the Challenger. Video is titled “What if Big Bird Exploded in the Challenger Disaster?” by Alternative History.
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 27/01/2026
how many more emails and groupchats do i need to respond to before someone finally lets me outside
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 26/01/2026
mmmmhm
The words "Ray McAnally" are centered in large yellow all caps text over a nondescript shot of a room in a house. Screenshot is from the intro sequence of the movie My Left Foot: The Story of Christy Brown.
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 26/01/2026
if u are one of the other 6 worldwide users of Signal Stories dm me, i need to know i'm not alone
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 25/01/2026
hey everyone can we pls settle on just one regex syntax i am running out of brain cells
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 19/01/2026
frankenstein was an inside job by the swiss government to increase tourism revenue
Screenshot of white text on black background from a phone screen:

He felt as if he had been
transported to Fairy-land and enjoyed a happiness seldom tasted by man. “I have
seen,” he said, “the most beautiful scenes of my own country; I have visited
the lakes of Lucerne and Uri, where the snowy mountains descend almost
perpendicularly to the water, casting black and impenetrable shades, which
would cause a gloomy and mournful appearance were it not for the most verdant
islands that relieve the eye by their gay appearance; I have seen this lake
agitated by a tempest, when the wind tore up whirlwinds of water and gave you
an idea of what the water-spout must be on the great ocean; and the waves dash
with fury the base of the mountain, where the priest and his mistress were
overwhelmed by an avalanche and where their dying voices are still said to be
heard amid the pauses of the nightly wind; I have seen the mountains of La
Valais, and the Pays de Vaud; but this country, Victor, pleases me more than
all those wonders. The mountains of Switzerland are more majestic and strange,
but there is a charm in the banks of this divine river that I never before saw
equalled. Look at that castle which overhangs yon precipice; and that also on
the island, almost concealed amongst the foliage of those lovely trees; and now
that group of labourers coming from among their vines; and that village half
hid in the recess of the mountain. Oh, surely the spirit that inhabits and
guards this place has a soul more in harmony with man than those who pile the
glacier or retire to the inaccessible peaks of the mountains of our own
country.”
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My fiend’s dad’s sausage making website is in this same god tier of long-dying web culture: www.sausagemania.com
sausagemania.com
SausageMania.com - Make Delicious Sausage at Home Tonight - Sausage Making Recipes, Advice and More!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...
aftermath.site
Ian's Is Still The Best Site For Tying Your Shoelaces
Ian's Shoelace Site has been teaching people to tie their shoes for more than two decades. His knots are wonderful. But it is vulnerable to the forces tearing the internet apart.
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 14/01/2026
typically, passphrases need 7+ words and 50+ characters to hit 90 bits of entropy due to relying on dictionaries of real words i present my phonotactics based word generator which can hit 90 bits of entropy with only 5 words and 25 characters, while still being pronounceable and easily typeable
Screenshot of terminal with the text:

Passphrase
    shlag-blab-man-kuin-kirb

Phonemes
    Count: 15
    Phoneme combination space: 1.28E+27
    Phoneme bits of entropy: 91

Analysis by zxcvbn
    Time to crack (offline, 10B tries/s): centuries
    Cracking methods: bruteforce, dictionary
    Guesses: 5.28E+23Screenshot of the KeePassXC passphrase generator showing the passphrase "jailbird-appetizer-gooseneck-lustrous-wrangle-collapse-sudden" with the following info:

Password quality: Good
Characters: 61
Entropy: 90.47 bit
Wordlist: (SYSTEM) eff_large.wordlist
Word count: 7
Word separator: -
Word case: lower case
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Let’s give it up for the Magnarp: Adding a touch of class to the apartments of single broke 23 year olds for decades.
That one ikea lamp that’s like a big paper cube that’s super tall and has a silver base where you stomp on the switch on the ground
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 31/12/2025
holy moley look at this freeway exit
Screenshot of a 3D view of a freeway exit screencapped from Apple Maps. The on-ramp and an off-ramp for each direction of the freeway, making 4 ramps total, join together into 2 multi-level spiraling loops on each side of the freeway, each supported by a series of closely spaced columns. The surrounding area is a dense urban area of Tokyo.
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025
I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 24/12/2025
keepass kicks vaultwarden's ass sorry not sorry
Meme with text "Friendship ended with WEBHOSTING Now SYNCTHING is my best friend".

Two men in the center are clasping hands in friendship. The man on the right has the Syncthing logo over his face. In the bottom left is a picture of a man with the http:// logo on top, and on the bottom right is a picture of that same man with the docker logo on top. Both of these pictures are crossed out with bright green lines.
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 24/12/2025
wrong. stupid child
Photo of chalk handwriting and scribbles on a black surface. At the center the writing reads "85+1=86!"
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 24/12/2025
say what you will about the mcpoyles, this shot slaps
Screenshot from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S3E4 "The Gang Gets Held Hostage" in which the three McPoyle siblings are wearing all black and facing the camera in Paddy's Pub. The caption reads "We're takin' you bitches hostage".
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 20/12/2025
wow so helpful
Screenshot from a terminal of the command `mount_webdav --help` followed by the output:

webdavfs_agent: illegal option -- -
webdavfs_agent: illegal option -- h
webdavfs_agent: illegal option -- e
webdavfs_agent: illegal option -- l
webdavfs_agent: illegal option -- p
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead. I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
And he said, "If everyone likes it, it means it's mainstream. It means it's conventional. It means it's already pre-digested for people to like it. And I don't want that. I want people to end up liking things they didn't like when they first encountered it, because that's where you really end up loving something."
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
seeding torrents will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 16/12/2025
is this a call for help? a fetish? am i being pranked?
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 15/12/2025
shoutout @tripflag.bsky.social i see u being cute in the logs
Screenshot of the output from a command line.

Text in image:

Gracefully Stopping... press Ctrl+C again to force
Container copyparty Stopping
copyparty  | OPYTHAT
copyparty  | 01:18:12.318 hsrv                  ok bye
copyparty  | 01:18:12.319 tcpsrv                ok bye
copyparty  | 01:18:12.319 up2k                  writing snapshot
copyparty  | 01:18:12.369 root                  nailed it
copyparty  |
copyparty  |
Container copyparty Stopped
copyparty exited with code 0
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 09/12/2025
my earbuds just had this insane glitch that pitched everything down by like 4 octaves and i felt like i was being hunted
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 08/12/2025
some privacy researchers did a study on sensitive info leaks from venmo transactions and the examples they chose for this graphic are peak comedy
List of examples:

"sexual pleasures"
"gay rights activist"
"For aids treatment. Get well soon"
"for the weed that we gon smoke"
"Bush did 9/11"
"Acting like a black man!!"
"Aggravated assault in an uber"
"Your half of the divorce"
"Train Rome to Salerno"
"[Name] man thank you 4 every-thing. The password to my Bank account is [Password], take what u want"
E-mail address
"Send it to my
PayPal
[Email]@gmail.com"
"Call me [Phone number]"
"August 2018 rent for [Unit, Street], Omaha NE 68142."
"tracking: ups
[Full tracking number]"
"hair styling for photo shoot"

The image also accompanies each example with broad categories and category IDs.

To the left, there is an illustration of someone covering their face while three arms point at them. Below that, there is an illustration of someone holding up a phone with the word "venmo" on a blue background.
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 07/12/2025
proudly entering my washed up era
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 07/12/2025
next pandemic i'm binge watching sesame street
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arjun @izosozi.xyz · 06/12/2025
my software is free as in freeky
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