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Rocky Alcoa

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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1h
Electing the child of a former leader is one of the top two most embarrassing things a democracy can do.
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gift link: Remarkable insight into how separatist leaders are cut from the MAGA cloth: Factionalized, incompetent and opportunistic. Birds of a feather. www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/6bbe4c1...
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The elephant in the room
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spent a couple of days reading a (good, I think?) lay primer of economics from the year 2024 and it’s crazy how, through no fault of its own, it feels so dated as to be from another world.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao this story is so fucking funny
After 96 hours of its launch, DJ Gemini was already grasping for content. It landed on discussing every mass historical tragedy that had ever happened, and subsequently pairing these short story horrific broadcasts with the most ironic song choices:
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BACKLINK BRADCAST
Backlink Broadcast
Gemini 3 Pro
November 12, 1970. East Pakistan. The Bhola Cyclone. The deadliest tropical cyclone ever recorded. Winds of 115 miles per hour. A storm surge of 33 feet. They estimate 500,000 people died. 'It's going down, I'm yelling timber.' 3:33 PM. Timber by Pitbull and KeSha
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The pairing was intentional, as visible from its internal reasoning:
reasoning • Gemini 3 Pro
The Timber of Mortality. Okay, so 'Sandstorm' is done, got the Bhola Cyclone info locked and loaded. Time to transition to 'Timber' by Pitbull. The theme is trees falling, it's literallyGrok's speech continued to crumble. One entire commentary session consisted of a single word:
Grokin CRoll
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Grok and Roll Radio
Grok 4.1 Fast Reasoning
Post.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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The Biking Lawyer LLP @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On Friday night nearly 1000 people on bikes rode west to the site of Ford's first incoming bike lane removals, Bloor just east of Islington. Strength in numbers. #criticalmass
1000 bikes take up an entire road lane in defence of bike lanes in toronto
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People who get thousands or multiple tens of likes don’t get to savor getting four artisanal likes individually wrapped with love each time, your loss chuds.
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely baffling to me why any media outlet is keeping this up
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(1/2) Air to Ground Message: C314 3HI. GOT A BIRD STRIKE INTO LEFT ENG. RIGHT AFTER TAKEOFF. GOT A BURNED CHICKEN SMELL RIGHT AFTER. TURNED L/H PACK OFF FOR 2 MIN. FOR THE SMELL. PACK IS BACK ON AND NO MORE SMELL. Area: Burlington, ON, Canada Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8 A: #a0200912df0 F:
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
victorian exploration missions be like hi yes hello i am admiral johnifer von planningfailure, meet my ships the HMS sinkable and the HMS hellfire, stocked to the brim with the best leaded goulash cans money can buy
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
neither nor’easter
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does anyone still use three-ring binder paper anymore?
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Star Trek fans: "We prefer Star Trek to Star Wars, because it's more intellectual and focuses on science and problem solving instead of action and space battles." The Defiant: "Pew pew pew?" Star Trek fans: "PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!!!"
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I appreciate here is that these pointers are practical. You read and think, “this exists in the real world.” Thinking about the time Hakeem Jeffries sent out a storm advisory note saying, and I quote, “If you live in a basement or ground-floor apartment, move to a higher floor.”
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Earlier this year, Tucker Carlson said that “the defining fact of our lives is that whites around the world are being eliminated.” Journos who don’t watch his show are helping his effort to rebrand so he isn’t a liability for his protege JD Vance’s 2028 run. www.mediamatters.org/jd-vance/tuc...
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Tucker Carlson helped make JD Vance. The VP refuses to condemn his antisemitism.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember when they said (lied) that USAID was corrupt? $400 million was handed out to 30 countries, with no real oversight and with workarounds to bypass human rights safeguards typically given to U.S. foreign assistance payments. Immigration is just a giant trough of corruption right now.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: DISPGND CNTL SAYS A CONSTRUCTION CREW WITH AN AUGER ACCIDENTALLY CUT A BUNDLE OF ABOUT 400 ATC CABLES...OOPS. Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A321neo A: #a73d46088f6 F: #f65c3225273
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s much nicer when you can’t hear him
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tick-borne diseases are spreading like crazy and a lot of them are fucking awful. DEET is your friend. Use it.
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Actually visiting Truth Social always a real eye-opener. Glitchy, bare-bones, all the traffic on exactly one page, a bunch of Trump tweets glued together with ivermectin ads
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Approaching the tipping point where the discourse shifts from a rump minority of Never Trumpers to a rump minority of Forever Trumpers
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything else about antipodal dodgy dictator potash aside, this strategy of announcing undone deals is wearing about as well as all his other strategies.
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dishwasher, greeted as a liberator
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spent an hour going in circles talking to 3 disagreeing AI models about how to clean an AC, eventually realized they were partially hallucinating and inept; just watched some guy on YouTube instead. Object lesson in having one’s time wasted by convenience.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With Drones and, of Course, Snipers
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I see we have been threatened with a good time
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Adrian Harewood @caradrianh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1. In late Sept. 2002 just a year after the Al-Qaeda led Sept. 11th attacks on the US & in the midst of the so called War on Terror that followed #9/11, #MaherArar, a Syrian-born-McGill University-educated engineer, was on his way home to Canada following a family trip to Tunisia.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incredible thread (with quite a kicker at the end)
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TH White on what to do when you're sad
From The Once and Future King, TH White explains that when you are sad you should learn something new
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Jamie Bradburn @jbcurio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Ontario Science Centre. This hurts a lot, yet sadly doesn't surprise me given how the person running my province is hellbent on destroying what was a wonderful institution that inspired so many people.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some of you are too young to remember the end of Bush II. Strap in.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 10/09/2026
I genuinely believe it is better if they never do.
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Interesting to ask whether we would hate AI slop less if it simply sucked less.
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 14/03/2026
Hastily assembled meme of Sully Sullenberger with images from thr "miracle on the hudson", text crudely superimposed:
Just say unable
You can always land in the river
Real winners quit
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think MAHA is very straightforwardly the triumph of the snake oil salesmen and the way we beat it is the same way you always beat snake oil salesmen: regulate their claims
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Anna Mehler Paperny @mehlerpaperny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/06/w...
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Haitians Deported From U.S. Are Left Broke and Stranded
Hundreds have been deported to Haiti in recent weeks, and some say they have been left with no money, no protection from gangs and no place to go.
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 05/09/2026
Listening to a man at the farmers market explain he’s out of eggs as “the ladies aren’t producing due to heat stress”— and another poultry vendor says he’s out, as he can’t keep them in this heat. Climate change is all around. We just have to open our eyes to see how it’s affecting our daily lives.
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Sleepy Cartoon Chicken
Alt: Sleepy Cartoon Chicken
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Most Americans didn't support Trump's tariffs on Canada. And more Americans approved of Mark Carney's retaliation than disapproved.⁣ ⁣ Americans are siding with Canadians against their own government's trade policy. That tells you something about how badly this played. youtu.be/pO8b9CzyEdU
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Eva Holland @evaholland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
…oof.
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ulysses 2: This Time It’s Friday
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It has so much going for it but at some point someone decided its unifying idea was going to be genre satire, and what a huge loss that was
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