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Huia Sue @huiasue.bsky.social · 15h

The Ugly Truth Behind TOP/#Opportunity’s Sudden Rise #nzpol #PartyVoteGreen+💚🖤❤️ www.facebook.com/share/p/1JFc...

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’ve never enjoyed clothes shopping but today found myself in the city so thought I’d have a brief look around. Overly friendly shop assistant “hi how are you? What are you looking for today?” Me “I’m just browsing thanks, I don’t need any help” That should have been enough. But, no! Clearly not.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The staff at your local medical Centre have no control over the fees you are charged, There is no point in arguing with the receptionist, nurse, or doctor, about this. Your fees are subsidised, but not fully. Feel free to write to the manager or the owners- but please leave the rest of us alone.

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2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#nzpol 🎯

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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 22/09/2026

with new zealand in an election year i would like to formally remind everyone that i am *not* right wing blogger david farrar. i am re-issuing this handy guide from six years ago about how to tell us apart. please RT: www.webworm.co/farrier/

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jeesus NZ First’s Health policy is a load of BS. Half of it sounds like MAGA rubbish: reviewing nutritional guidelines, IV vitamin C & better access to (unregulated) supplements?… and then statements such as this: “Find better ways to acknowledge nurses”. Yeah, what the fuck does that even mean?

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not a proofreader in sight. And sadly, this is exactly the type of crap I’ve come to expect from Stuff. I mean, the entire article is about John Farnham and yet nobody along the way noticed the picture says a different name?

A picture of John Farnham in an article about John Farnham, the picture says “legendary Australian singer Andy Farnham”

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Minute Cryptic - 14 September, 2026 "Dad steps forward in spat... "What's happened?"" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (79,803 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Minute Cryptic - 10 September, 2026 "Grandpa spent $1000 bringing back hair. Maybe he's lonely?" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (69,515 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When my 9.30 patient arrives at 9:45, and my 9:45 patient also arrives at 9:45, I take the 9:45 patient through first.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I do get hyphenated surnames, (both parents’ names) I’m not a fan of hyphenated first names tbh- inevitably the child ends up being called just one of those names, usually the first. Just met a kid who’s got two names hyphenated, followed by two names hyphenated, followed by hyphenated surname😩

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Pleased to see lots of parents booking their small children in for free flu vaccinations, and they should always be free in my opinion-for everyone at any age, because money should never be the reason that people can’t protect themselves and their children.

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Wealthy people can donate $100k to ACT but as soon as you ask them to pay taxes they’re like WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY RICH OUR ASSETS ARE TIED UP IN SHARES. Sure Jan

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Cyn @cyncharron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

#nzpol who was it that recently posted about having a voter registration event for the 17-18 year olds at their high school? I’d like to suggest this to our high school and any info on the logistics would be appreciated.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’m due at a thing that starts in 10 minutes, I’m 20 minutes drive away, my always-late friend has just left home to pick me up, she lives 10 minutes drive from my house. Honestly, she drives me crazy

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Your regular reminder that, if your appointment with your doctor/nurse is at a certain time, please arrive at, or preferably a few mins before, that time. And yes, sometimes you will be kept waiting because we’re running late, but if we’re running on time & you’re late, then WE’RE NOW running late!

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Minute Cryptic - 24 August, 2026 "Child flies military aircraft, gaining ground on the slower pilots" (7) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (60,543 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I am as far away from our waiting room as physically possible in this building, & have my door closed. I can hear every word that a patient is saying on their phone. Why do people think this is appropriate behaviour? Literally NOBODY wants to listen to your personal conversation, mate!

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Friend has returned from a family holiday, was showing me photos & commented apologetically/embarrassed that her (30+) daughter has gained lots of weight. I said “She looks lovely & looks like you’re all having a wonderful time.” Wanted to say “NEVER discuss your daughter‘s body with her or anyone”

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The end of an era as Lighthouse Cinema introduces popcorn to pander to the masses 😭

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

dunno who this cunt is but he slapped me in the face last night at the rsa after he tried to pull my pants down and my top up. naturally after a warning I beat the living shit out of him and everybody saw so the bouncers bounced him but I want his wife to see, especially as he yelled I HAVE A WIFE

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Salt and vinegar chippies and a mouth ulcer are an explosive combination😩

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Leeks are $2.99 each. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

A row of leeks in a supermarket display. Most are the same size which is relatively small, one is enormous.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Your regular reminder that if your appointment with your doctor/nurse is at a certain time, please arrive at that time or maybe a couple of minutes early thank you. Yes, sometimes you may be kept waiting however often the reason you’re kept waiting is cos the person/people before you arrived late!

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

My first patient of the day came for his 65 year shingles vaccination decided it was a great opportunity to say how much he supported vaccinations “except Covid”… then launched into a tirade about Fauci, Wuhan, manmade viruses, the labour party, “Jacinda and her mates making money from lockdown”…

too.how

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I’ve seen quite a few people online saying how fantastic “The Invite” is, oh it’s hilarious etc But my God I couldn’t stand it! In hindsight I wonder why I decided to go. Honestly, if I want to watch couples being unpleasant & unkind to each other, I’ll just tune into my memory of my marriage….

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’m meant to be doing a three hour course for work this weekend. Ideally, I would’ve done it during my working day sometime in the last fortnight, but we’ve been so incredibly shortstaffed that I’ve been going in an hour early every day just to get through the actual days work! I’ve procrastinated

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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

So often I look at our “reporting” and consider it closer to propaganda than to journalism.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The members bill to make stalking a crime was literally lodged by Labour Party's Ginny Anderson in response to a murder that happened in 2022. Luxon wont tell you that though 🤷

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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

oh no, the juxtaposition became even MORE on the nose

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Eddie Clark @dreddieclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Some friends were in town from Auckland today and I had the day off, so of course I took them around Zealandia (on brand and all that). A good day for it. (First time I've ever got a shot of a hihi beak-deep in a kōtukutuku flower).

Hihi curled in to get nectar from a kōtukutuku flower, purple pollen all over its face.

Little toutouwai glimpsed through foliage.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My 7.30, 7.45 & 8 o’clock patients all arrived at 7:45. I will see my 7.45 patient before I see my 7.30 patient, because she got here on time.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

My nasty Neighbour, the one who spent months throwing cat shit over the fence into my garden because she thought the shit came from my housemate’s cats, has got herself a puppy😑 I hope it shits & pisses all over her house(& whaddyaknow, the next 15 yrs she’ll be picking up dog shit from her garden😈)

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It absolutely infuriates me being asked “would you like to make a donation to blah blah” when I’m purchasing something from a shop. Today it was at Farmers and it was a cancer charity. No I would not like to make a donation, I’m buying socks because they’re on sale. I don’t have spare money.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

We all know that when somebody says “I’m not racist but…” it’s going to be followed by a racist statement. I just had a patient who said “I’m not racist but I was in the waiting room with two Indians, an Asian and some sort of Arab. I mean why are they letting all these people in?” 😑 My response?

but.xn--its-so0a

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Rethinking Monday lunch plans. Yes, BOTH the avocados I bought are rotten😩

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

People in cooking videos who say “pep” instead of pepper…. for some reason it makes me disproportionately angry 😡

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I’m going to my high school’s 100th Jubilee in a few months. Colleague just said “do you think you could put a temporary dye through your hair for the occasion?” I asked why. She said “you might catch yourself a man” WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!! 1/ I don’t want a man, thank you 2/ I love my white hair

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Two older* women at the table next to me at the lighthouse cinema in Petone (*ie older than me, probably late 60s/early 70s) One said “well if someone put $300 into my bank account I wouldn’t notice, would you?” Her friend seemed in agreement. I wanted to say “well I bloody well would!”.

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Minute Cryptic - 17 June, 2026 "Possessor of riches is possessed by riches too" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (70,908 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

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@iv-coffee-stat @iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I get SO ANNOYED when patients arrive late!!! Eg my 3.30 has arrived at 3:45. Sometimes they say things like “well the doctors are always running late.” I usually runs on time-in fact I’ve been sitting here waiting for you since 3.30 & what do you know? You’ve arrived now & so has my 3.45 patient😡

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