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Sea Senor 🇳🇿

@seassenor.bsky.social
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Rural Doc. Mainland NZ. Covid intolerant. Unprecedented in no criminal efforts. Send all dad jokes. #medtwitter

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 14h
My kids pretending to care when I yard sale on skis
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im good news.... #ALLWHITES WIN ON PENALTIES! 5 PERFECT GOALS ⚽
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on #AllWhites up 1 over Panama, ranked 40 places higher! ⚽
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The corporatisation of Primary Care is a blight on NZ. More than 1:4 practices are owned by large corporates, with promises of "efficiency" blah blah. They cut staff and treat them with casual disdain, with bullying and burnout rife. #nzpol 1/3
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Last remaining GP at Horowhenua's Taitoko Health clinic resigns
The last general practitioner of a clinic for 4500 patients in Horowhenua has resigned.
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Tim Welch @tfwelch.com · 28/09/2026
We're on a mission to map and catalog every tree in New Zealand, creating a complete digital record of its entire life. ALTO, the Aotearoa Long-term Tree Observatory, is over 6.2 millions trees strong and growing! Check out the Auckland release: alto.tfwelch.com
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For you stressed out HCWs; 1) Stress ball mini orthopaedic surgeon with bone, and saw. Given to a patient by his shoulder surgeon. 2) Nursedaughter bored on nights made a glove doll
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The cast for Men in Black 5 is a bit sad TBH. I mean Jenny couldn't take down a Perlaxian brain worm, and Bill can't run in those shoes.
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Manu Caddie @manucaddie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“So now, what we’re saying is, it’ll be two racisms, and washed up, or washed up and disgraced, or… it’ll be two out of three. Two out of three.” #nzpol thecivilian.co.nz/2026/09/27/n...
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NZ First says new candidates must now be both washed up AND disgraced
Overrun with a torrent of applicants seeking to reignite their political careers, or who are unwelcome in other parties on character grounds, New Zealand First has tightened its criteria for accept…
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nicky Hagar, now do ACC AI in NZ. Because it's ruining people's lives. #nzpol
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Terrible Maps :bot: @terriblemaps.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Countries by how New Zealand they are
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tristam @tristam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chlöe Swarbrick gives an almighty summation of the current governing coalition’s record. Her speech, given as parliament closes for the election, also outlines why the @greens.org.nz need to lead the next government… the video is well worth your time. #nzpol
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Andrew Little @andrewlittlenz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The government has announced the Head Start programme for local government amalgamation is not going ahead. The government is responsible for a total waste of ratepayers' money, and it's totally unacceptable 🤯
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol. Adopt-a-Cooker First #nzpol
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NZ First’s health policy copy-pasted from advocacy group’s website
New Zealand First released a health policy on Sunday that is largely copy-and-pasted from a charitable trust called Make New Zealand Healthy.
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Anneleise @anneleise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If anyone is shivering with antici - pation of Nicky Hagar's Unity launch: here's The Hollow Men doco links for a warm up #NZPol www.nzonscreen.com/videos/the-h...
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NZ On Screen
NZ On Screen is the online showcase of NZ television, film, music video and web series
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Diesel and 95 both $3.60. Thanks orange shitler.
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Gareth @grenow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fry me a river…
An image of a BBC news tweet that says “battered Smart car pulled over by police”. It has been retweeted with comment “The Scottish have gone too far this time “.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎶 *light questioning*🎵 🎶 The damage is done So I guess I'll be leaving Cry me a river 🎶
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
big if true
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Opportunity for Bluff to snare Ed on his No Regerts Tour. #aotearoa
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 14/09/2026
the webworm comments section is *so fucking sane* (with debate thrown in - which is always polite and well-reasoned). not sure how this community got so good but very happy for it: www.webworm.co/notalive/#gh...
I tend to think all this talk of alignment and rogue AI agents is a kind of PR false flag - “Hey, look at this incredibly powerful but dangerous technology. You probably want really smart people like us to train it to work for us and not against us, right? To keep the guard rails on? If we don’t do it then China probably will, and god knows what kind of monster they’d put out there. It’d probably speak Asian. Anyway, forget about the frankly absurd natural resources we’re pillaging and the fact that your economy has become a massive Ponzi scheme of data centre construction, because we’re going to take care of you.”
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s hilarious to me that people continue to purchase this nonsense! 😂
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Im sorry but the 80s comical irony with cartoon villains on trains still has me laughing at the #coc stupidity. Wife giving me the weird sideye for chuckle fits.
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sallyposts/mall ghost @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Crunchie gang on notice
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We had a $850 power bill in May 😱. I protest installed a decent solar and battery kit via the mortgage, and spent several months faffing the settings/ plan Yesterday had net use of around $0 of grid power (no peak use and winter buy back rates) on an average spring day. Vote for #solar policies.
24 hours of power use. The grid use was almost all overnight hot water boiling
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dublin protesters greeted Trump’s visit with an inflatable Netanyahu appearing to have his way with him.
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Aaron Hawkins @ahawkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good to get a tour today around Whare Matūtū, the new outpatients building for public healthcare in Otago Kicked off in 2017 after a sustained campaign by the Dunedin City Council. A timely reminder that the 'core business' of local govt has to include fighting for the public services we deserve.
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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CindyBax @cindybax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think this is only on FB?Carpool Coalition does Bird of the Year. absolute genius www.facebook.com/share/v/19U3... #nzpol
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am laughing #apple
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Paula Penfold @paulapenfold.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I spoke to Sarah Kapene at 7 on a Saturday morning as she finished her final shift in the emergency department. It was another 12 hour one and she feels relief at the decision to not go back. She and other nurses and doctors describe what it’s like on the frontline of NZ’s EDs.
stuff.co.nz
‘The system’s just broken me’: The pressure in ED is overwhelming
Emergency department doctors and nurses across New Zealand describe conditions they say are unsafe
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Igor later stated: You may find yourself Living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself In another part of the world
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CindyBax @cindybax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is only the past week of headlines... Do we really want more of this? #nzpol
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General Practitioners Aotearoa @gpaotearoa.co.nz · 07/09/2026
Our billboard campaign Everyone Deserves a Whānau Doctor is live around Aotearoa today! Remember, no major political party has promised adequate working conditions for general practitioners. This election season, tell your politicians how important a GP is to you! #nzpol #health
A billboard on Auckland's Southern Motorway: 
"You deserve a doctor who knows your family. Everyone deserves a whānau doctor."
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Oli - something or other @olimnz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
KiwiMart not a silly idea, says Singapore, Mexico, Bulgaria and Sri Lanka. #nzpol
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
D2 has become obsessed making jewellery. Along with the emotional support #cat, who doesn't mind blowtorches hammering and power tools.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some say Im full of something #fathersday
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Kyle MacDonald @kylemacd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Hardworking. Proven” Just not with a hammer and nails it would seem. 😂😂😂💚
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Forget Watties, Al Brown is a sauce mage. I am in a cult.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For those not familiar, it will take many many weeks to advertise, recall, order stock, and hire extra staff at pharmacies and clinics to vaccinate thousands of children. Also some kids need 2 shots.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rimmer and CodeBrown breathlessly claiming they had to make a bigger flu graph! Wow! Motherfnckers, if you cancel flutracking and free vaccines, and don't understand exponential growth, then just get back in your little mancave, while the grownups keep health and education on life support. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/09/2026
"We're not a poor country. We make poor decisions" - @clrenney.bsky.social - the should be shadow finance minister. I am going to post this once every day between now and Nov. Hopefully somebody in the Labour NZ party sees this and takes note. #nzpol
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.” The late great RODNEY DANGERFIELD on The Tonight Show.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A day late and a dollar short. We live in an Idiocracy. Why not all kids? Parents? 🤡
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Free flu vaccines for under-5s made available from today
Free flu vaccines for children under five are available as of Tuesday, as the health system struggles with the worst flu outbreak in years.
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Robot Muldoom @robot-muldoom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hospitals slammed with respiratory illness. RSV a big driver. Australia funds an infant RSV vaccine. Medsafe approved it here in July. Pharmac still deciding. Average Pharmac decision: 7.7 years. Aus/UK: 6–18 months. NZ health-budget spend on medicines: 4.9%. Aus: 12.2%. #nzpol
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Medsafe approves RSV prevention medicine for babies, Pharmac urged to fund
Cardiac and Respiratory Foundation chief executive Letitia Harding and paediatrician Maneesh Deva both urged Pharmac to fund the medicine.
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