Sign in

Kalli

@itskalli.bsky.social
271 followers 348 following 454 posts

Basically Michael Bolton from Office Space

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Kalli
Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
10492323510
Reposted by Kalli
TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
562822426
Reposted by Kalli
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cue yakety sax*
32983201
Reposted by Kalli
Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
5159101626
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have a awful September.
From some 2023-ish Haute Couture pc graphics glitch inspired collection
000
Reposted by Kalli
Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
621249281
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just glad to hear about awful people dying in a time where there's a massive breakout of ultra diarrhea. In our hearts, you'll always have shit yourself to death Lindsey.
160
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey, with all the news of Trump deciding to go to the Knicks game tonight I instead watched Naked Gun, anyway image unrelated.
040
Reposted by Kalli
A Quaint Duck @serisothikos.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
for remy & orsillo connoisseurs also the slightly deeper cut of r: "whoops!" [near silence for almost 30 seconds as another microphone faintly catches them struggling to breathe from laughter] o: "nick markakis... [pitch rising to a squeak] takes strike on-kkkhhh" www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5x...
youtube.com
Jerry Remy Don Orsillo Boob grab
YouTube video by JKeyz28
1589
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Whenever I see Matt Millen, I don't think about his tenure as Lions GM, I think about him dropping a verse on Silver & Black Attack (3:20 in) youtu.be/pUvJSWDxdP0?...
youtu.be
Silver & Black Attack - L.A. Raiders team song (1986)
YouTube video by Hilltopper Vault
130
Reposted by Kalli
Coach Dan Casey @coachdancasey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Kids these days have no idea how dangerous it was to play Quarterback in the 90's
810011
Reposted by Kalli
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
1341414257383
Reposted by Kalli
ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
propublica.org
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
22673488917189
Reposted by Kalli
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"
8098642186
Reposted by Kalli
austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.
944841366
Reposted by Kalli
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
YOU: If I were an owner I'd simply hire the most competent people I could and let them run the organization well. ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
 SMITHERS, I'VE JUST SEEN
 THE MOST HEROIC QB ON
 TELEVISION. HE THREW A 
PICk-six despite being
44-years-old
1538
Reposted by Kalli
MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
2151648320294
Reposted by Kalli
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lotta bad posting today let’s change it up
914511
Reposted by Kalli
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version
My depiction of Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya but with Lisa Frank horses
462691571
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Holy shit Caleb Williams
000
Reposted by Kalli
SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
16567564946
Reposted by Kalli
DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 05/01/2026
CONGRATS, PITTSBURGH!
928146
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Same
Fan wearing a Fun Drake Maye fact:  I love him sign
022
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Jets fans also making some business decisions to start the 2nd half
Jets stadium with a whole lot of empty seats
000
Reposted by Kalli
outbreezy @outbreezy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Jackson is crowd surfing 😂
031
Reposted by Kalli
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Zooming in on Puka’s celebration after a big catch
Ad for Seinfeld with Michael Richards that says 
Must see TV Thursday
Will he say it?
475292
Reposted by Kalli
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
463874775
Reposted by Kalli
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The kick 😭
621937
Reposted by Kalli
NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
TREVEYON HENDERSON TO THE CRIB FROM 52
0378
Reposted by Kalli
Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/12/2025
3583174
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Aaron Rodgers post brutal sack fumble
020
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The world needs a Texans @ Broncos wild card weekend game.
040
Reposted by Kalli
The Onion @theonion.com · 19/11/2025
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
1645474673
Reposted by Kalli
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
45579491348
Reposted by Kalli
rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
petro is so beast
94102052660
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Man these emails and the response today has shown that most of the media class in the US are more pathetic and awful then Lowtax.
010
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Today I found out my rep sounds like a surly MBTA union guy. Most Boston accent you can imagine. Spit Trump like it was a slur worse then the Yankees.
Picture of a lovely fall day at the No Kings event in Quincy
060
Reposted by Kalli
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
WHAT IS GOING ON The Jets block the Bucs FG attempt and take it all the way back for a TD, Aaron Glenn's reaction is amazing
327538
Reposted by Kalli
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
1036344548743
Reposted by Kalli
Nat Cassidy @natcassidy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
8754951576
Reposted by Kalli
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It’s about time someone stopped an Israeli bomb
324322856
Reposted by Kalli
Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
3155674465
Reposted by Kalli
ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
902494404
Reposted by Kalli
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
nobody in attendance for a tank show in Washington? Is this a military parade or the last 4 months of the Wizards’ season????
572272361
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Even with a ton of people going to Boston for the much larger events (Pride / etal) there were still a good 1000-1500 people at No Kings Framingham. Good dogs, good people.
010