Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yeah, IDGI, just post goatse or any other shock image if you want people to be randomly disgusted. 010
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love the TV cut of that scene because there's so little of the song Still by the Ghetto Boys you can play on TV so it's just two lines replayed over and over again like it's the DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS STILL FOOL hook 020
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They won't be gone for very long with Dems like that in office though. Dems failing to rise to the moment got us Trump and then got us Trump again. 210
Reposted by KalliMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10996203671
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah, 4 is the big one. Without the TO THE MOON aspect of this turning into a bazillion dollar industry, the economics just don't make sense. There is a market for AI... it's just nowhere near where they need it to be, so they need to pretend they can develop until magically it happens 031
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am not the most observant of people and even I can think of more then a handful of places where I've seen what are obviously an employee's pre-k kids just sitting in a booth on a tablet as their mom works their shift 0120
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A little old lady asked my 5'9 ass to get her a package of cookies halfway deep into a shelf the other day and it put a little hop in my step. 0100
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It just looks like mobile game ads, and yeah, just the same reflexive action to look away I have at like a truck ad. 051
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Because they take your money and loan it to guys buying $70k pickup trucks at a 10% interest rate. They need your cash to get their cash. Every time a Dodge Ram passes you, you could be thinking there goes my Japan vacation. 050
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fantastic, I think about GOOMF more then anyone probably should. 000
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 23/09/20262 is by far the most likely scenario. The right spent 50 years building to this, they can wait for 6/10 more years for the Dems to flail around, accomplish little, and a less incapable fascist getting to complete the journey. 010
Reposted by KalliTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 563222436
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of my favorite images, Myles Garrett with his teammates in high school 516810
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Right, like they better have a project 2029 together laying out exactly how they plan to break the SC, prosecute the Trump admin, destroy ICE and pass a VRA, because those are the minimums for like, free and fair elections going forward. Else you're just handing it to a less incapable fascist soon 220
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if we had a real commish, their 3 prime time games over the next 3 weeks would be flexed immediately. 1150
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jags were up 24-3 at this point vs the Browns, c'mon 49ers, do your part 100
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean, I kinda hate to say it, but they sure do look a lot like the team we saw in the playoffs 010
Reposted by KalliCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cue yakety sax* 32982201
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I always saw your work in more of a Stab Master-Arson light. 070
Reposted by KalliAmelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5259161626
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Right here officers, that's right, we're all discussing A GIANT BOMB 050
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The 10 do's and 10,000 don'ts of moderating a social media platform 1100
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Someone should add "Hypothetically speaking, what if Raksha had possession of Balor's Heart" to a soundboard and drop that one during Blight Club. 1360
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Somethingawful coined the term "Calm Hitler" like 25 years ago and I thought it was more widely known for evading exactly this style of moderation, but guess they get to reinvent the bus 1292
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Instead this all lives matter nonsense is just pissing people off, very funny. 020
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Macklemore called on him to match his $1m donation to palestinian focused charities, which I thought was an honestly magnanimous offramp offer to Kraft. Like if he did take that up, he'd drop out of the main character of the week position , still hated but in a much more muted way. 110
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's all good, I'm enjoying watching Kraft squirm and that actual good is coming out of this just makes the smile wider. 110
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's pretty funny how he's so magnanimous to give Kraft an offramp here, especially so in how unlikely it is genocide Bob will take it. 1410
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So you want the Ankh-Morpork City Watch series. You can skip Guards! Guards! if you want, it's quite good, but no werewolf, she joins the crew in Men At Arms, the 2nd book. 020
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Seriously get the Hellraiser nails on him and do Pain-thing Manning 120
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Seems to just be advertising a pivot to investing in AI security services as AI is failing to even come close to the necessary financial success 2302
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Giants in the 2nd half had a 12 play, 8 minute drive, a 13 play 8 minute drive and a 12 play game ending drive. Yeesh. 070
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Go take a gander at what Spencer looks like these days. Boy really ate his hate 010
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah, the Falcons are nearly at "needs to do a 6th for a 7th pick swap to get Dillon Gabriel levels of down bad 000
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's like a genie granted: "I wish people would stop buying up graphics cards for bitcoin mining" in the most malicious way possible. 1150
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Perfect opportunity for refs to tell teams to stop calling the bad, boring play 131
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026For the unfunny answer, yeah, it's when the foot rolls in instead of out, and is way more common, so just called an ankle sprain. Also heals a lot faster, so doesn't really enjoy the NFL headspace high's do. 1140
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Which worked because the only people watching cable news / reading papers are boomers with no loans, so it's (((those people))) getting 'em, and not me, who deserves $5k 110
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's a bad rule, but people wave their hands and go protect the QB's and so it stays legal. It sucks, defenders should be rewarded with negative plays for doing that 000
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It makes sense, how many questions could someone have about generic ketchup? While Ketchup as a vegetable is a bon mot that still gets thrown out today and reading about what started that and where it went is an interesting rabbit hole to fall down. 010
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Mass has masssave which will cover a lot of insulation work and has some rebates / 0% interest loans for energy efficient furnaces, appliances and heat pumps, yeah. 000
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Taking data security trainings when your company signed a contract with Palantir. 1701
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Bought the soundtrack 30 years ago, went to see it in Imax yesterday and was just giddy the entire time. 140
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Trying to shove an open churo tube into my monitor right now. 010
Kalli @itskalli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I miss really hating on Jerry Falwell, that was some good, classic hate 1120
