B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 18hHardle 🟦🟪 #1695 3/8 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.comhardle.herokuapp.comHardle - Hard Wordle!Game 000
Reposted by B J. WitkinThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Coworker: I love this time of year. Me: Yeah I can’t wait to dress up like a witch and sit on my porch to frighten children. Coworker: Halloween is the best! Me: What the fuck is Halloween? 545232
Reposted by B J. WitkinJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good times for Ken Paxton and Roger Marshall 64965228
Reposted by B J. WitkinKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wanna see the most Oregon thing ever? 23670138
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Great thread. I volunteer at an animal sanctuary that does cat and dog adoption, and I’ve been doing dog rescue for over 20 years. Courtney makes excellent points here. 051
Reposted by B J. Witkin🏳️⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 4173
Reposted by B J. WitkinEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 120100182573
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hardle 🟦🟪 #1694 2/8 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.comhardle.herokuapp.comHardle - Hard Wordle!Game 000
Reposted by B J. WitkinAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is how I know the police/army and BBC are way behind the times; we should have a camera on the wee bomb-disposal robot and be able to watch the livestream of what it does 99610
Reposted by B J. WitkinJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is a perfect library joke 📚 535742
Reposted by B J. WitkinRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time. 1106130924659
Reposted by B J. WitkinMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026incidentally i think these guys are the patron saints of bluesky 11187153
Reposted by B J. WitkinPhil Hill @highburyphil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social Doctor of Urology ... Richard Chopp 66314
Reposted by B J. WitkinEmma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984 36315
Reposted by B J. WitkinChris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Greetings and good morning it’s the Sunday farm rush hour with Kate 1640160
Reposted by B J. WitkinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026"Our internal polling indicates that football remains incredibly popular. Even the general idea of Charlie Brown successfully booting a football, which we concede has never come close to happening, nevertheless polls modestly well across most major neighborhood demographics." buff.ly/X2RjqP5buff.ly“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen... 311749
Reposted by B J. WitkinStephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Insomniacs, look at the bright side. It's only three sleeps until Xmas. 061
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hardle 🟦🟪 #1693 6/8 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.comhardle.herokuapp.comHardle - Hard Wordle!Game 000
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hardle 🟦🟪 #1692 4/8 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.comhardle.herokuapp.comHardle - Hard Wordle!Game 020
Reposted by B J. WitkinK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 25/09/2026I can hear this photo and it sounds like *khkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkh* 418320
Reposted by B J. WitkinJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Critically important information right here 1027218
Reposted by B J. WitkinJoe Phelan @joejp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've just listened to Neil McRobert's interview with Deena Helm author of Our Cut of Salt. What can I say other than a classic heartfelt interview. Well done Neil. 283
Reposted by B J. WitkinJeremy Cole @jeremycole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today I delivered another 18 bags (225 lbs!) of groceries from White Center Food Bank to 9 neighbors in White Center and Seattle for @cascade.org #PedalingReliefProject – we use volunteers with bikes and trailers to bring fresh food every week to folks with mobility and accessibility challenges 🚲 😍 1605057832
Reposted by B J. WitkinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5buff.ly“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen... 11610237
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hardle 🟦🟪 #1691 5/8 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.comhardle.herokuapp.comHardle - Hard Wordle!Game 000
Reposted by B J. Witkinrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026trying to imagine how i’d react at my job if i asked an adult their address and they were like, huh! i don’t remember 3085350
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@alwayscoffee.bsky.social I thought you might chuckle at this 010
Reposted by B J. WitkinPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ringen.wikipedia.orgIron Ring - Wikipedia 2072902267
Reposted by B J. WitkinSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026lol lol lol lol lol lol lol 913436921
Reposted by B J. WitkinLily Lachance 🏳️⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 24/09/2026*nods sagely* "Ahh, yes, that'd be tapeworms." 041
Reposted by B J. WitkinKameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 24/09/2026Me: when one of our dogs dies, we are DEFINITELY going to be a two-dog household from now on. Not three, not four, TWO! We're getting too old! Also me, seeing a bunch of Saint Bernard puppies:static.klipy.comBarbossa: Code is Guidelines, Not RulesALT: Barbossa: Code is Guidelines, Not Rules 5673
Reposted by B J. WitkinMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@dkmyed has a very special carrot: #AGoodPlace 1666560663
Reposted by B J. WitkinFor the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pregret Knowing what you're about to do is wrong While also knowing you're going to do it anyhow 683094276
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can’t make this up? Tommy, I think you just did! 020
B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@pashion.bsky.social I think you might like this. Alicia Witty is a Hollywood actress who worked with David Lynch several times (she was the little girl in Dune!). She wrote this song about him www.instagram.com/reel/DdpHe9V...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 010
Reposted by B J. WitkinMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I find the whole idea of cat breeds inherently silly because they only come in three types - Gremlin, Cushion and Serial Killer. 16213
Reposted by B J. WitkinHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There is a cupboard in the new flat that has been painted shut, we tried to pry it open yesterday and we couldn’t and now I’m thinking we should just never open it so I can live in the fantasy that there is something inside it that should never be let out. 262854
Reposted by B J. Witkin🏳️⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026open.spotify.com/track/2wNxnU...open.spotify.comLet's See Action - Original Single A-Side MixThe Who · Who’s Next : Life House (Super Deluxe) · Song · 2023 051
Reposted by B J. WitkinRavenMae @ravenmae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This includes all of us who have worked behind the scenes too, even as freelance. So if that's you too, please take 10 minutes & fill this out! 1137
Reposted by B J. WitkinRussell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 13931211
