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@itsfloortime.bsky.social
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18+ ONLY • Boston skulldog that cares about your vision • 28yo, ze/hir or they/he pfp by me

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 9h
r/bonecollecting is currently beating the shit out of an OP who picked up a human femur because Claude told them it was a camel bone
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/10/2026
it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7E0... Angela Collier on why Trader Joe's clerks are so infuriatingly talkative about the stuff you are buying "Every time an employee is doing something weird it's because someone yelled at them about it"
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why do Trader Joe's employees do that?
YouTube video by Angela Collier
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You don’t have to be a slack jawed MAGA voter to like hot dogs whats your problem
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Tansy, barking quietly @offbeatbarking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Sex positive” does not should not mean “I am horny at my friends even when they have made it clear they don’t want that.” Furries gotta stop excusing that stuff by saying we’re just a sex positive community. It’s not sex negative to want other people to check in about boundaries or simply stop
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uh, no…did you think AI has always existed, or have you just somehow never learned about real life people making art with their real life hands and brain?
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's almost here! youtu.be/fEbFfoBPfw4?...
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I'm Mr. White Christmas (Snow Miser Song) - 4K Remastered
YouTube video by Julian Lachniet
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Flicky Laserflick @laserflick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
October fit
Flicky removes her Laserdisc and dons a witch fit, along with a broom running off the energy of dead video formats.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Until further notice, Jacques is an unsafe venue for artists to play at. Do not perform there. Don't attend shows. Don't even stop in for a drink until scales is fired (again)
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
-you haven't been able to fly to russia since 2022 -there are a dozen cases of plague in the US every year and it never goes anywhere because medieval diseases are actually no match for soap and antibiotics
"Plague outbreak in Russia from a lab. 

We MUST ban all commercial flights to and from Russia NOW"
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Kathleen Childs @octatonic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
injured? get bloody vengeance in kind.
a faded billboard reading "INJURED?  CALL THE SNIPER! (212) 222-0000 WWW.SNIPERLAW.COM
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Quake @quakeroc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have a lot of deep seated distrust towards FA and the decisions their staff have made in the past, but i would rather critically support one of the last few independent art websites against an apathetic closing in a hostile political environment
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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Flicky Laserflick @laserflick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's that? Yet ANOTHER short about Laserdisc, and it's about Pokemon?? You better believe it! 💿🤍
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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FloorTime.jpg @itsfloortime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New template unlocked???
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 26/09/2026
A WICKED WIND
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026
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SerRandal @serrandal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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FloorTime.jpg @itsfloortime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm considering it. my rice and veggie reserves are low and HMart is calling
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FloorTime.jpg @itsfloortime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why would I ever switch to Fluxer when Poob has it for me
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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TC Coyote / Not What I Was webcomic @tccoyote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Food recall: Pork, beef, and goat products for possible "undeclared allergens, harmful bacteria, or other contaminants" from Star Meat Delivery Inc. which are... *checks notes* ...labelled with a false USDA mark of inspection. Oh come on now, now you're not even trying to look accidental.
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Massive meat recall affects beef, pork and more: USDA
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has announced a massive meat recall on more than 167,000 pounds of of raw pork, beef, and goat products that officials said were produced without the benefit of f…
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Driving into pedestrians is the weaponization of isekai
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fellas, is it sigma to yiff?
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Mutual Aid Medford and Somerville @mutualaidmamas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ENG: Check out our mending skillshare coming up this Sunday! Join your neighbors to learn (or teach!) how to darn, sew, patch, and repair clothing—no experience needed. Either mend clothing for the free store, or bring your own projects! Masking is encouraged, but not required.
Pictured is a green flier with a darker green dot border on the top and bottom. In the bottom right, green pants, a green cardigan, and multi colored thread spools are pictured. Near the top left, “MEND” is written large black text and "with MAMAS" is beneath. "Join your neighbors for a mending skillshare!" is below in black text. In a white text box below that, "Learn to darn, patch, and repair clothing, no experience needed. Bring your own projects to work on or mend clothing for the free store. Masking is encouraged, but not required!” is written in black text. In a white box with black text on the top right, "Sunday, 9/27 1:30-3:30 PM, Connexion 149 Broadway, Somerville" is written.¡Echa un vistazo a nuestros talleres de reparación de ropa que tendrán lugar este domingo! Únete a tus vecinos para aprender (¡o enseñar!) a zurcir, coser, poner parches y reparar prendas; no se requiere experiencia previa. ¡Puedes reparar ropa para la tienda gratuita o traer tus propios proyectos! Se recomienda el uso de mascarilla, ¡pero no es obligatorio!

Domingo, 27/9 en Connexion (149 Broadway, Somerville). 13:30 a 15:30.Confira nossas oficinas de consertos que acontecerão neste mês de domingo! Junte-se aos seus vizinhos para aprender (ou ensinar!) a cerzir, costurar, remendar e reparar roupas — não é necessária experiência prévia. Você pode consertar roupas para a loja gratuita ou trazer seus próprios projetos! O uso de máscara é recomendado, mas não obrigatório!

Domingo, 27/09, na Connexion (149 Broadway, Somerville). Das 13h30 às 15h30.Vin gade sesyon nou yo k ap fèt dimanch pou pataje konesans sou jan pou fè reparasyon! Vin jwenn vwazen ou yo pou aprann (oswa anseye!) kijan pou rakorde, koud, rapyese, epi repare rad—ou pa bezwen eksperyans. Swa ou ka repare rad pou magazen gratis la, oswa ou ka pote pwòp pwojè ou yo! Nou ankouraje w mete mask, men se pa obligatwa!

Dimanch 27/9 @ Connexion (149 Broadway, Somerville). 1:30-3:30 PM.
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Rivkah @rivkahwinter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Doodles lately
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oil Crisis! Unpopular wars galvanizing student movements! Loss of trust in the office of the President! It's the Turbo 70s baby. Hopefully this will precipitate a return of dogshit Blues Rock that I love so very much.
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FloorTime.jpg @itsfloortime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I regret to inform you that OP is pushing 30
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FloorTime.jpg @itsfloortime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
which is sad on its own bc T4T was originally meant to *not* be monetized. which was an insane decision to make and only set the dev and userbase up for disappointment bc no app escapes App Store Marketability
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FlogginFish @spiralink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly kind of glad more women are using Grindr. And like, I get the consternation. Gay men deserve theirs own space. Would that we had our own space for sure. But all the spaces people seem to try to make don’t seem to put on the same lackadaisical forward horny vibe.
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“no one wants to date you, the women who pretend to like you actually also hate you” haha
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 18/09/2026
"Making new friends as an adult is so hard!!" ok but have you tried being a freak online
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way queerness is seen as something only young people are allowed to perform really boggles my mind.
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FloorTime.jpg @itsfloortime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's fucking easy just ask for their venmo. I'd block OP on the grounds of not even trying
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Y☼TƎ 𓃥 @yotecoyote.art · 13/09/2026
was gonna repost this here, if you're active in the NY furry scene, do NOT go there, it is not safe
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 12/09/2026
/ O ITS 2 BAD THE PORTION OF THE BOSTON ART REVIEW ABOUT WEATHER IS HAPPENING WAS PRINT ONLY / PLSD 2 HAVE BEEN FEATURED ALONG W/ @getthotbot.bsky.social / IT WAS A REPENTFUL ARTICLE / HERE'S A CHUNK NOW / U CULD OBTAIN THE FULL ARTICLE HERE IN IRL FORM HERE: www.bostonartreview.com/shop/issue-16
A ABOLISH ICE WEATHER IS HAPPENING STICKER
A TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS WEATHER IS HAPPENING STICKER

...MAKE THAT THE MAIN ISSUE BY ANY MEANS. IT'S SORT OF A SIDE ISSUE, BUT I MEAN, REALLY IT BEGAN BECAUSE I NEEDED FREE SOFTWARE.

DM: BECAUSE ONE DOESN'T NEED TO BUY ANYTHING, A LICENSE OR ANYTHING, IN ORDER TO REPENT.

WEATHERMAN: EXACTLY

DM: THE PROCESS CAN BE FREE.

WEATHERMAN: YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A DOT-COM MILLIONAIRE TO PRODUCE ARTWORK OR TO REPENT 2 YOUR WEATHER LORDS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

DM: DO YOU THINK THAT THE WAY THAT PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT WEATHER IS HAPPENING IS THROUGH WHAT IS...

...COUNTRY THAT FOLLOW WEATHER IS HAPPENING, AND PEOPLE WILL SAY, "I TOOK A TRIP TO BOSTON, I SAW A STICKER, I LOOKED IT UP, AND NOW I FOLLOW YOU." OR TH EY JUST HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR A VERY LONG TIME WHEN THEY GOT INTO IT VIA FB DURING THE 2015 SNOWSTORMS. AND SO THE STICKERS ARE SORT OF LIKE AN IRL VIRALNESS THAT I LIKE. I DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY FROM THE STICKERS, BUT I DO MAKE ENOUGH TO COVER ALL THE OPERATIONAL COSTS OF WEATHER IS HAPPENING.

DM: I NOTICED YOU ALSO HAD INFORMATION ABOUT TRANS RIGHTS ON Y OUR WEBSITE. WHAT CAUSED YOU TO CONNECT THAT ISSUE WITH THE WEATHER?

WEATHERMAN: YOU COULD DESCRIBE ME AS NONBINARY BECAUSE I'M NOT EXACTLY A MAN, I'M NOT REALLY IN TUNE WITH MANHOOD OR WOMANHOOD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I'M JUST ME. I'M JUST WEATHERMAN. EVEN THOUGH MY NAME IS WEATHER MAN, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M A MAN.

DM: I SEE. BUT ARE THE ATTACKS ON TRANS PEOPLE PART OF THE DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM?

WEATHER MAN: OF, FOR SURE. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM.

DM: AS WELL AS THE ICE RAIDS.

WEATHERMAN: AS WELL AS THE ICE RAIDS.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 13/09/2026
/ O ITS SO WET OUTSIDE / U KNOW WAT U NEED, DONT U / A UMBRELLA / SPECIFICALLY / THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER REALM UMBRELLA / OR EYE SUPPOSE THE PATTERNED LOGO UMBRELLA / THE CHOICE IS URS / merch.weatherishappening.com/product/the-...
A SCREENSHOT FROM MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM

THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER REALM UMBRELLA
$34

A PHOTO OF A LARGE UMBRELLA WITH A LARGE WEATHER IS HAPPENING LOGO ON IT

 FINALLY
/ A WEATHER IS HAPPENING UMBRELLA
/ IT JUST MAKES SO MUSCH SENSE
/ UTILIZE THIS UMBRELLA WHILST UR OUTSIDE DURING PRECIPITATION
/ 2 STAY WETLESS
/ PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM IS PRINTED & SHIPPED FROM CHINA
/ BEYE A PARTNER COMPANY 2 PRINTIFY NAMED: ARTSADD
/ READ PRINTIFY'S CODE OF CONDUCT 4 THEIR PRINTING PARTNERS:
/ https://printify.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Printify-Partner-Code-of-Conduct.pdf

WITH THE WATERPROOF COATING AND SEMI-AUTOMATIC OPERATION, THIS STYLISH AND FUNCTIONAL UMBRELLA CAN KEEP YOU DRY AND STYLISH ALL YEAR ROUND. FEATURING 8 RIBS FOR EXTRA SUPPORT, EACH UMBRELLA IS MADE WITH 100% POLYESTER PONGEE FABRIC THAT IS 100% WATERPROOF. THE DESIGN IS PRINTED USING THE SUBLIMATION METHOD FOR VIBRANT, LONG-LASTING RESULTS.
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
deflates you making you small and wrinkly
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got me throbbing 🧎‍♂️
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Nuber 🔞 🇧🇷 @nuber.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
via wiktionary
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 08/09/2026
based on a true story
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
common noises made by pet skeletons & their meanings SOFT CREAKING: alert, but not threatened LOUD CREAKING/RASPING: afraid of conflict, attempting to submit SLOW RATTLING: playful, seeking attention BRISK RATTLING: threat display, fighting for dominance NASAL, SINISTER LAUGHTER: sexually aroused
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