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Michæl 🐩

@itsamemikey.bsky.social
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 7h
Punished for the 5th. Ignored for the 14th. Erased for the 13th
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 8h
In case you need to put a smile on your face, watch the below
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 11h
NYC mayors love to make a big show of confiscating and destroying teens' ATVs every now and again (although it's always framed as a quality-of-life issue rather than about the kids' safety)
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The typo is revealing af
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
last night, 13 Brooklyn Dems leaders held a meeting and claim they elected a new chair how many ways was this illegal? -RBH is not the party leader, Nydia Velazquez is -the majority of "voters" at this meeting are not elected DLs -there is a specific order enjoining against holding an ExCo meeting
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was 5 years old and my grandparents went to see this in their local theatre and took me with them and yes the movie that's scared me more than any other in my life is a comedy
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LFGY pét-nat check
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you know the NHS doesn't cover COVID (~£85-£99 ($112-$130)) or influenza (~£15-£25 ($20-$33)) vaccines unless you meet strict (flu) or extremely strict (COVID) criteria? Three cheers for inefficient bureaucracy because I managed to get them for free today. 🫡
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still think about the whole gretchen @drydickrando thing from time to time
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sondheim check
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even the reformers in BK Dems are fucking useless, oh well, not my problem
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a 'joke' per se, but every time my gf tells me to calm down. Unsurprisingly she hates this bit.
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Walter Lebowski: Calmer Than You Are
ALT: Walter Lebowski: Calmer Than You Are
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yankees legend jahmai jones
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As always, fuck Boston
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eat shit Rodnyse www.nycourts.gov/courts/ad2/H...
nycourts.gov
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ran into this cutie in the park
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chardonnay of my dreams bottle check
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not eavesdropping on my neighbours' conversation at the wine bar but just overheard "I love the fact that he hates me because judge me by my enemies" and this guy is correct surely
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, I'd like to see ol Man City wriggle their way out of THIS jam! *City wriggles their way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my mayor
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They don't make you mask at Gay Hooters. Can't enjoy those Ghazi wings with a mask on.
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Good Life is probably the 'best' song on the album but my favourite by far is Falling For You
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what a party that remains focused on transparency, modernization, and strengthening internal processes so that our County Committee can continue its work without unnecessary distractions looks like
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally looked up the price of unleaded where I live and it's $9.15/gallon so everyone in the States should probably stop whingeing
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Julie Vatabb-Open @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spice bag check
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like I'm forgetting something but I'm ready to stand by this Top Ten
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pink pét-nat bottle check
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BKDems making their members take off work on a Wednesday for their annual meeting and announcing it the Friday before, never ever change County 🤡
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Phil Neville
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again fuck to ticketmaster
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Congratulations to me on being the first person to make this joke
The “Unshakened” part of that insane video the Brooklyn Dems put out, but with “Un” scratched out
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we won! the court just declared the Brooklyn Democratic Party's attempted coup null and void in a victory for democracy and common sense, Justice Jill Epstein finds that outgoing District Leaders had no right to change the rules after an election they lost iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewD...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the super bowl should work like mlb hall of fame voting does, where every few years they decide that no one will play in it. they'll still have the broadcast and everything, but the broadcast booth will fill three hours with "well you know, the super bowl is really hard to get to"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Amy @pineappleheave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ten years of outdoor summer hoops
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Completely forgot about this lmfao
Tim pool tweeting on the day Charlie Kirk was killed “source tells me Charlie is stable. Please god”
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
twas the night before kirkmas and all through the quietness, not a creature was asking, "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LMAO cc @relevantrachel.bsky.social
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Moved from Brooklyn to London ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Picking a nice spot for this in my mind palace as we speak
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
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Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
not gonna ask why tennis is still on when i woke up this morning, just gonna accept it
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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Despite my affectation for purposely using certain terms different from that which I was taught growing up (e.g. there's no reason I should say 'trolley' or 'bubbler'), I can't escape whom I actually am
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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
as a Californian marooned in NYC with not nearly enough good taco options, I'm taking this one EXTREMELY PERSONALLY. (BAD COMPANY Private Equity and the Death of the American DREAM bookshop.org/a/109816/978...)
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New York City’s Los Tacos No. 1 nabs private-equity investment
TSG Consumer — which has backed Crumbl and Dutch Bros — has made an investment of an unknown amount in the taco brand.
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