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the sloppy slurper

@irlpigmon.bsky.social
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tep 🪴 she/they/he 💄 i love ultraman 🛸 leftcath ✝️ commie 🛠️ philosopher 🤔

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Josie | Cina @cinanuva.bsky.social · 11h
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 08/10/2026
I’ll not be juggled with.
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
deep down at heart i love an age gap
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the way this is even funnier after 7 more episodes of Hat
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A little Sunday Jazz with Luna the Cat from Ipanema.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this kind of stuff never stopped happening, really
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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XENOFAUNA @xenofauna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My client commissioned this piece in remembrance of their late father, who originally introduced them to the Ultraman series and whose favorite monster was Jamila. Really honored to have been able to paint this for them.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026
The vibe I get from these early TNG episodes is that it was a bunch of writers trying to do scifi stuff and then Roddenberry would come in and be like “time to rewrite this whole script to make it horny and weird”
leader executed for treason."! Black explained the premise of a society that developed laws to prevent terrorism and chaos: "Let's say that what we do is kill everybody who is a terrorist or suspected of being a terrorist. Now the people who have killed everybody, what do they do?"[2]
The idea was re-written by the show's creator Gene Roddenberry and writer Worley Thorne. It was Roddenberry and Thorne who created the godlike entity and sexed up the Edo." James L.
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
kamen rider as a franchise at basically completely random moments: oh women are inherently inferior btw just thought y'all should know. anyway back to the action
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy 9/23/26
Nancy is reading a trendy fashion magazine that says “Trend alert! Boys love long hair. Grow!!” Nancy takes the advice, and grows out her hair spikes. Sluggo is stunned by her beauty.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching kamen rider is like lol. so much for women.
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Crabbytime @mckrabbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was hesitant about Zero showing up in Teo but his instant side-eyeing was probably the funniest way they could've approached their dynamic. Dan Moroboshi jr, everyone #ultraman #ultramanart #ultramanfanart #ultramanteo #ultramanzero
A redraw of a Madoka Magica meme, where kyubei is replaced by Ultraman Zero and Madoka is replaced by Ultraman Teo. 
The text reads: 
"I only want to protect my friends"
"Christ you are extremely fuckin selfish, die"
"I am a refugee"
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what is it with gay porn blogs on tumblr and posting pics of guys with their dicks obviously digitally enlarged to comical proportions....
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乃和 @noix-waltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
「わたしは地球人」
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
for some reason this website has concluded that I live in Seattle and so my feed is full of seattle posts.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
people act like they've never heard of the Midwest
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2️⃣ @nigo340.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
いきぬき
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
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錠マヱ @joemae000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💐
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훠궈킬러(HuoguoKiller) @youthwithoutu.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fedri doodles
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
now this is ultraman www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylfd...
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Featured: Ultra Zone Ep. 6 "THE LOVE" | Ultra Series 60th Anniversary -Official- [ENG SUB]
YouTube video by ULTRAMAN Official English Channel
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"cap" as in "peak" @tsumihorob0shi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
my wokest take is i do think the world would be a much better place if wojaks were abandoned entirely
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𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖆 𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 @sievish.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Here’s a tip for graphic designers: if you include the “weakest” option in your pitch the client will choose it 9 times out of 10. If you include something you hate they will choose that option. They can’t help themselves. They don’t do it consciously but they’ll do it
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 11/12/2025
Cannot stress enough how true this is. I stop and say "this is very Holst" constantly while hearing soundtracks in video games and such
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Reminder: women's hockey ☺️
nest-of-shiny-things

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every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like "we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn't realize it until now." anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.
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Rudo Judo @rudojudo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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PSYFE @spacefox.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ask Grok to explain this post
It's super-sentai-themed porn illustrations accompanying a post written in Chinese
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maud @peloriemate.net · 20/11/2025
i never actually pay attention to what the picture is when im doing a picross and just kind of treat like a sudoku so its basically this
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
are you telling me a masc king taped this?
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
the more time goes by the more arc becomes cemented in my head as one of my faves out of new gen ultra
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spooky24.bsky.social @spooky24.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
tweet quoting my who's this clown tweet, reading "this post ripped through my early 20s friend group with the power of mgmt’s electric feel a few years prior. we’d be at the bar on molly giggling and chainsmoking and referring to strangers as “not even one of the better known clowns” all night. instant classic"
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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The memetic shot of Dubya being told that a second thing has thinged
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Screenshot of Tweets that say: 

"Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/11/2025
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-a…
Claim: Mamdani is a communist.

False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.
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chicken @superchickendx.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
[coping] they're going to give precure giant combining robots surely
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Tadness @tadness.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Don't worry, I fixed it.
Hastily edited YT thumbnail with Akaranger saying "Super Sentai will span for   5 more series!"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/10/2025
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
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Have you become so fond of humans, Ultraman? @pyonkotchi.com · 30/10/2025
they're rebranding super sentai to super hentai and are gonna fight in freaky mechs
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Donny @kidonny.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Super Sentai is being replaced with Kaiketsu Zubat
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Triblast28 @triblast28.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If the Sentai news is real, it speaks to the depths of chaos and mismanagement Toei has fallen into in recent years. If the Sentai news is fake and released intentionally by Toei, it's a poor PR stunt that puts a bad taste in everyone's mouth. If the Sentai news is fake and not released by Toei, it
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