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the sloppy slurper

@irlpigmon.bsky.social
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tep 🪴 she/they/he 💄 i love ultraman 🛸 leftcath ✝️ commie 🛠️ philosopher 🤔

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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
cant believe pucchi is still JAILED
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Josie | Cina @cinanuva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh but he would
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 08/10/2026
I’ll not be juggled with.
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
deep down at heart i love an age gap
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the way this is even funnier after 7 more episodes of Hat
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A little Sunday Jazz with Luna the Cat from Ipanema.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there are a billion catholics. ofc people want the pope on their side.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this kind of stuff never stopped happening, really
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just like it almost killed ryu manatsu tbh
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i was like "bald gabora? neronga?" and then they were like Actually it's a new kaiju, Nebora when it clearly is just a modified gabora suit. just like how the original gabora was a modified baragon among many other modified baragons. which surely was the thought process behind the joke.
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XENOFAUNA @xenofauna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My client commissioned this piece in remembrance of their late father, who originally introduced them to the Ultraman series and whose favorite monster was Jamila. Really honored to have been able to paint this for them.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026
The vibe I get from these early TNG episodes is that it was a bunch of writers trying to do scifi stuff and then Roddenberry would come in and be like “time to rewrite this whole script to make it horny and weird”
leader executed for treason."! Black explained the premise of a society that developed laws to prevent terrorism and chaos: "Let's say that what we do is kill everybody who is a terrorist or suspected of being a terrorist. Now the people who have killed everybody, what do they do?"[2]
The idea was re-written by the show's creator Gene Roddenberry and writer Worley Thorne. It was Roddenberry and Thorne who created the godlike entity and sexed up the Edo." James L.
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
kamen rider as a franchise at basically completely random moments: oh women are inherently inferior btw just thought y'all should know. anyway back to the action
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy 9/23/26
Nancy is reading a trendy fashion magazine that says “Trend alert! Boys love long hair. Grow!!” Nancy takes the advice, and grows out her hair spikes. Sluggo is stunned by her beauty.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching kamen rider is like lol. so much for women.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im glad im not the only one who was entirely surprised
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Crabbytime @mckrabbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was hesitant about Zero showing up in Teo but his instant side-eyeing was probably the funniest way they could've approached their dynamic. Dan Moroboshi jr, everyone #ultraman #ultramanart #ultramanfanart #ultramanteo #ultramanzero
A redraw of a Madoka Magica meme, where kyubei is replaced by Ultraman Zero and Madoka is replaced by Ultraman Teo. 
The text reads: 
"I only want to protect my friends"
"Christ you are extremely fuckin selfish, die"
"I am a refugee"
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BADLY AND OBVIOUSLY
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what is it with gay porn blogs on tumblr and posting pics of guys with their dicks obviously digitally enlarged to comical proportions....
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乃和 @noix-waltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
「わたしは地球人」
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
for some reason this website has concluded that I live in Seattle and so my feed is full of seattle posts.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
people act like they've never heard of the Midwest
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2️⃣ @nigo340.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
いきぬき
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
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錠マヱ @joemae000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💐
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훠궈킬러(HuoguoKiller) @youthwithoutu.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fedri doodles
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
now this is ultraman www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylfd...
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Featured: Ultra Zone Ep. 6 "THE LOVE" | Ultra Series 60th Anniversary -Official- [ENG SUB]
YouTube video by ULTRAMAN Official English Channel
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Puella Magi Disbelief!Sayaka☆Magica @tsumihorob0shi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
my wokest take is i do think the world would be a much better place if wojaks were abandoned entirely
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
developers are like god........
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
PEEPS ARE HIS FAVORITE CANDY??
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𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖆 𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 @sievish.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Here’s a tip for graphic designers: if you include the “weakest” option in your pitch the client will choose it 9 times out of 10. If you include something you hate they will choose that option. They can’t help themselves. They don’t do it consciously but they’ll do it
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 11/12/2025
Cannot stress enough how true this is. I stop and say "this is very Holst" constantly while hearing soundtracks in video games and such
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Reminder: women's hockey ☺️
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every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like "we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn't realize it until now." anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
bimbo-seijin would never be able to bimbify Dan. Gen, on the other hand...
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Rudo Judo @rudojudo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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PSYFE @spacefox.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ask Grok to explain this post
It's super-sentai-themed porn illustrations accompanying a post written in Chinese
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maud @peloriemate.net · 20/11/2025
i never actually pay attention to what the picture is when im doing a picross and just kind of treat like a sudoku so its basically this
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
are you telling me a masc king taped this?
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
episodes 9/10 were crazy!!
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the sloppy slurper @irlpigmon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
the more time goes by the more arc becomes cemented in my head as one of my faves out of new gen ultra
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spooky24.bsky.social @spooky24.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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