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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin

@infinitelyjeff.bsky.social
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If there is breath in you, there is hope for you. My presence here is @violetthunk's fault. Always remember: (insert name of marginalized group) are human beings...just like you.

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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When I snap, it will probably have something to do with Walmart.
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My gay pirate catchphrase is, "Sugar me timbers!"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
bring back shame!!!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Boundaries, not borders.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
they need to make tiny cans of seltzer. i just want those first two sips
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✨Franky✨ @franky.franklinstower.online · 17/09/2025
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
Marco Rubio awkwardly leaning forward.
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I've always liked the name Kyle, but I'm a Jeff, so what do I know?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Vogon poetry now the fourth worst in the universe.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 22/11/2025
YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.
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Jeff Horwitz @jeffhorwitz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto. I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
countdown to the first police chase through a car wash
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Did it come packaged in plastic? Then I'm sure it's fine.
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
America, 2025: the laugh-track has been turned off.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I think we should just call the administration’s approach to oversight hearings the yo momma strategy.
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I'm really glad my* cat has no idea what's going on out there. *Does not denote ownership, merely affinity
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Let's preview how the discourse around "political violence" is going to be exploited going forward. When lawless thugs brutalize the citizenry of Blue cities on Trump's orders, that will be "law enforcement." If citizens do anything to resist, that will be "political violence."
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Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The laws are to protect our own soldiers. This is the actual truth.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If there isn't a rapid and vast rejection of this by every level of civil society, the consequences will be counted in dead neighbors.
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Democrats are being asked to fund a government that just openly pledged to use the military to murder Democrats
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!! reactormag.com/reading-rain...
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Reading Rainbow Is Back, With Mychal the Librarian Hosting! - Reactor
The butterfly is back in the sky; can’t wait to fly twice as high.
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If I'm not careful, I might sigh myself to death. *sigh*
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dude! 💪❤️👍 youtube.com/shorts/Cl0RG...
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Michael Caine - Use the Difficulty
YouTube video by Outstanding Screenplays
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
/5 I’m old, and fat, and slow, and live a mostly complacent and banal life, so maybe it’s more appropriate to put it less dramatically: I am prepared to accept substantial unpleasantness and hardship rather than submit to fascism.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Kash Patel: We caught the guy, easy peasy His 22 year old groyper head of terrorism: the boss is based *10 minutes later* Kash Patel: shit damnit that was actually a large possum shit fuck the news crews are gonna be here 22 year old groyper, absolutely covered in scratches and bites: ow boss
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
better things are possible!!!!
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My brain is falling out of my ears like wet cake.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man says we all go a little mad sometimes in a black and white photo
Alt: Anthony Perkins in Hitchcock's Psycho says "We all go a little mad sometimes."
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The obvious age of Trump's subject is bad enough, but she has been rendered to this armless, headless torso. So gross on all levels.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
The vast bulk of stopping rapists, looks more like alienating one's family and friends than a badass kung fu battle on a dark street
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Robert Vaughn AND John Saxon?! C'MON, man! Also: mole.
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I wonder if it's ok to burn the Epstein Files...
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
If rich people hate poor people so much, why do they keep making more of us?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2025
zohran mamdani is making me filled with too much hope for the future whatever happened to the good old politics of “everything must be dog shit”
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Lalo Alcaraz @laloalcaraz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Trump paints the town! Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons!
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
That’s just too many words for “is racist”
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I regret to inform you the US CPSC social media team has fallen
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
every time I see LIFEFORCE this shot makes me laugh
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/08/2025
starting to suspect my neighbor is a large language model
Cardboard box of apples that says “Free Lemons”
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Talk about a cheap date
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erin mccann @mccanner.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
it finally happened www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The news out of DC is consistently awful but it’s still kind of amusing to see all these tough guy members of Congress lining up in front of the cameras to say things like, “I can’t step outside the Rayburn Building when I’m here because if I hear rap music I’ll shit myself.”
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Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin @infinitelyjeff.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Blue Oyster Coffee Klatsch
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Gonna pour one out for the humble Kenmore dehumidifier in our basement just plugging along day after day like Sears is still an anchor store at the mall
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