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Mark Holland

@riffraff1971.bsky.social
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I do all my own stunts

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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 3h
True story.
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 11h
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 10h
I probably will.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The worst thing about having a stinking cold isn’t the permanently damp moustache - it’s the amount of tissues one goes through. I haven’t used this many tissues in one day since I was 14 years old.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#GrafittiCorner
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wednesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Captain Japseye.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop sniggering at the back.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NowPlaying
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hard booze drinks with wor lass.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#NowReading
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nice one, Ernie.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alarmingly accurate #scd #strictly
Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your champagne, Madame 🥂
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Hourly Father Ted @hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · 16/09/2026
I had my fun, and that's all that matters.
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S02E09 New Jack City 3 May 1996
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Cartwheelcaff, disco hoofer @cartwheelcaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Raw Sex will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Comedians Rowland Rivron and Simon Brint
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THWART potential biographers by living a mundane and insignificant life, never aspiring to anything above mediocrity.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tuesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Life - amiright?
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What a splendid day for shoving one's face into a big pair of knockers and going 'wibble'.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just because we dressed as gimps and had a custard fight in my dream, it don't mean we're an item now.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wednesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is said that the ancient philosopher Charlemagne had such a long, luxurious beard he could kneel on it. Although why this was necessary is not recorded.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
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Trëy @quiksnowboard7.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"I preferred rock when it was in the dark, when it was a secret between me and the audience, when it wasn’t mainstream." - Chrissie Hynde The remarkable lead vocalist, guitarist, primary songwriter & unmistakable driving force behind The Pretenders, was born on this day, 1951 in Akron, OH.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tuesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sunday (FREE SAUSAGE ROLL)
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your favourite Oasis songs tells a lot about you.
For example, if you have a favourite Oasis song you probably have bad taste in music.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saturday
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Hourly Father Ted @hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · 04/09/2026
I'm not a fascist.
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S03E01 Are You Right There Father Ted? 13 March 1998
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A murmuration of starlings above Sardinia, Italy. One of my favorite natural phenomena.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can’t even.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thursday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Strange to think that inside each of us is a skeleton that will one day wander the earth carrying a rusty sword.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Making the most of the dying light.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🎶light up a spliff, turn up the music🎶 open.spotify.com/track/5SQaQW...
open.spotify.com
Skankin' Sweet
Chronixx · Chronology · Song · 2017
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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