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@incitaus.bsky.social
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Caligula's bravest senator turned Costco guy enthusiast he/him| Regularly confused | Nazi punks fuck off 📍 Ngunnawal land | 🇦🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With Amazon wanting to trial drone deliveries in Australia there should be a rule that if you knock it down with a rock, you can keep what's inside
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy interest rate rise for those who celebrate
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I ain't on here much, mostly since the world's a fuck and bad shit keeps happening. That's continued with Andy William's death. ETID were an instrumental band for me, and he was a pretty sick wrestler too. Never got to see them live but jamming them big time today. RIP Andy.
Album cover for Every Time I Doe's final album Radical
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My latest TTRPG Idea: Dad Quest - a dad roleplaying game A game where you play as a boomer dad and try to survive the modern world.
A mock of on an RPG showing days near a BBQ, tool box, beer, Sportsbet, and Sky News
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me: It is what it is Also me:
A man pointing a gun in his own mouth
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"You're still punk rock" I whisper to myself as I put a pot roast in the oven.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
More tips for inner peace
A glitched out picture of Hal holding dumplings next to a guitar that says “be true to yourself, lie to authentication software.”
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Having an Australian in the final of Eurovision, while odd, is very cool. Just wish we sent TISM instead of Delta.
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10 - I couldn't decide so have two
Album cover for Lateralus by ToolAlbum cover for ...And Out Come The Wolves by Rancid
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I like wearing my TOOL t-shirt to the club so people know I don’t want to be here
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate
Marge Simpson dancing
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Time for another gruelling 8 hours of wiggling my mouse to show Teams I’m still active
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 30/11/2025
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I would pay extra to make select people's phones keep buzzing until they read my text
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
At least in Australia our leaders don’t fake publicly shitting themselves with AI, they do it for real at Engadine McDonalds
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hey siri: does mowing the grass around a tree make it look bigger?
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
ABC will give the briefest coverage to Israel invading Palestine after the UN found them guilty of genocide, but then spend all day covering how Trump was a little bit sassy to one of their journalists. #auspol
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Hey I found your truck
A truck with the words “Swallow Express” on the side
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Life has happened, so I forgot to continue my 10 days of Aussie albums, oops. It's a sad day with the passing of Brent Hinds. Mastodon were a formative group, everyone jam them in his memory. Crack the Skye is my all time fave from them, listen now if you haven't! open.spotify.com/album/2cyPix...
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Crack the Skye
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
One neat trick to avoid becoming Australia’s most hated man is not raping women in the first place
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Jack Bailey @jack-bailey.co.uk · 07/08/2025
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Day 5/10 of Aussie albums Polaris - The Death of Me (2020) Incredible modern metal album. Their follow up Fatalism is just as good, and an amazing send off for their guitarist that passed way too young. open.spotify.com/album/3lkFFM...
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The Death of Me
Polaris · Album · 2020 · 10 songs
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Day 4/10 of Aussie albums The Living End - The Living End (1998) Solid debut, a great punk/rockabilly time that doesn't really let up and formed my musical taste at a younge age during school drop offs. open.spotify.com/album/0byNNu...
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The Living End
The Living End · Album · 1998 · 14 songs
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Day 3/10 of Aussie albums Missed yesterday, so to celebrate my birthday day have my all time #1 Ne Obliviscaris - Portal of I (2012) While I think they've never released a bad album, this is a perfect showcase of their talent. open.spotify.com/album/2AX3vM...
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Portal of I
Ne Obliviscaris · Album · 2012 · 7 songs
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Day 2/10 for Aussie albums Silverchair - Diorama (2002) Yeah, Frogstomp was cool for that youthful grunge energy, but Diorama feels like this was them musically elevating themselves instrumentally and vocally. open.spotify.com/album/6Bef40...
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Diorama
Silverchair · Album · 2002 · 11 songs
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Thanks @halpocalypse.bsky.social for bullying me into doing this also. 10 days of Aussie albums starting now. #1 Karnivool - Themata (2005) Truly an incredible piece of alt/prog goodness, and for their debut it seriously puts other acts to shame. Give it a whirl if you haven't yet!
The album cover for Karnivool's 2005 Album Themata
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Who else up Thorning they Hill rn? Sick one from the boys on #likeaversion youtu.be/q5oPX4BG05I?...
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Thornhill cover Lady Gaga’s ‘Paparazzi’ for Like A Version
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Guy who got a rizzler tattoo having to explain that he doesn't actually have kids when meeting someone new.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/01/2025
please don't use "elmo" when you're talking about elon musk. elmo is the little red guy from sesame street, whom I also hate
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I must be in Paris the way in which I be showing these croissants no merci
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hey I did a a thing. Glad my actions are finally recognised on one of these things
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
a sleeper cell sounds so tranquil, let me take a little nap right here
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Two photos of the viral hippo Moo Deng. The first photo is of Moo Deng when young, and has the caption "me having social anxiety as a child". The second photo is a more recent image of Mood Deng, with the caption "me now, still with social anxiety, but bigger".
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rob cham! @robcham.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
DIY > AI
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 28/06/2025
#FreeLuigi
Luigi Mangione sitting outside at a tables with papers on it and a sign that reads “Every time a poor person dies from lack of healthcare, your government is breaking the social contract.
CHANGE MY MIND”
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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John CNCena @genocid.ing · 17/06/2025
The Hottest 100 of Australian Music is the perfect opportunity for Shaddap You Face
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Sharks, today I'm asking you to kill me right here on this stage
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Incitatus @incitaus.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
So war it is then? Glad we got that squared away nice and early then... Christ on bike, if anyone needs me I'll be listening to Frenzal Rhomb www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
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Israel-Iran live: Trump demands ‘complete give-up’ by Tehran
The US president raises the stakes as he says Iran should have signed a nuclear deal and Israel launches further strikes overnight
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
a porno in the style of a wes anderson film
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
dad (looking out the window at the apocalypse): really comin down out there
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
seriously, what what a piece of shit thing to do. imagine this idea forming in your brain & just following through. no impulse control. juvenile brain function. years of training telling you all your peers are totally down w/ what you're about to do. what a bad organization this guy's a part of.
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