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Suburban Death March

@suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com
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Hi, I'm Jason (he/him) Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!). linktr.ee/suburbandeathmarch ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi

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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 13m
Tonight is going to be a big gig for the cover band! We’re playing every song we know at the Bistro in Hayward, with pro sound by the bassist from our original band who makes everyone sound good, and some of my fun new lights! It’s gonna be a real good time so come on out! #musiciansky #eastbay
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 28/09/2026
Up way too early but I have therapy in a half hour and OMG do I need it this week!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 27/09/2026
RIP Sexecutioner
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GWAR - Sexecutioner
YouTube video by The Ultimate Bohab
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026
So tired of constantly living my life at the end of my rope, crisis after crisis after crisis. This life is bullshit.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026
Here’s the trailer they don’t want advertised online which means we gotta do it ourselves, dammit!
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026
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Dread Zeppelin - Heartbreaker (At The End Of Lonely Street)
YouTube video by DreadZeppelinVEVO
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026
Fuuuuuck! Now I have to take a personality assessment so AI can see if I’m up for the next step. I hate this timeline.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026
Just had a really positive job interview! 🤞🤞🤞
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026
Who else has angst in their pants today?
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Sparks - Angst In My Pants (Live In Germany 1995)
YouTube video by Alex K
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026
Dammit, I’m going through way too much of my own shit to have to deal with my kid melting down right now.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026
It’s Bruce Springsteen’s birthday today and my Facebook feed is full of posts that are full of asshole comments from members of the Trump cult. Can we talk about our personal favorite from the Boss?
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026
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Ween 10-02-21 I Don't Want It - Live at Brooklyn Bowl, Las Vegas
YouTube video by Michael Neal
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026
So I got to sit front row tonight for the Stickmen! Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, and Markus Reuter dropped some heavy mathy Crimsonian prog right to our faces. Being in the front made whipping out the phone a bit awkward but I got a few shots and this short vid
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026
So I got to sit front row tonight for the Stickmen! Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, and Markus Reuter dropped some heavy mathy Crimsonian prog right to our faces. Being in the front made whipping out the phone a bit awkward but I got a few shots and this short vid
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026
Our seats!
A front row view of a corner of a museum gallery with Tony Levin’s area of the stage and part of Pat Mastelotto’s drum set to the side
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 19/09/2026
Off on a small roadtrip to see the Stick Men play at a museum in Stockton! This will be my fourth time seeing Tony Levin, the third time with Pat Mastelotto, and definitely in the most intimate setting!
Yours truly wearing a bowler hat with a Sheriff badge on it that also reads “Tun-er” and a white shirt that looks like the cover of Sonic Youth’s Goo album but it says Steely Dan LP and the picture is Walter Becker and Donald Fagen
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 17/09/2026
I cannot believe that the Emma Ruth Rundle account following tens of people and with a handful of follow backs who slid into my DMs, called me “suburban” and thanked me for being a fan, got removed before I could ask for a collab! Nothing shady at all going on there.
A screenshot of my chats that reads 

Deleted Account 22h
I would like to personally thank you for your support and love. The future can be yours...
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 15/09/2026
More Porchfest Alameda from Sunday! Melt With You #musiciansky
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 15/09/2026
Sunday playing at Porchfest Alameda!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 13/09/2026
It’s gig day. Out the door 15 minutes late and my kid has to get a separate ride because he couldn’t get it together in a reasonable amount of time. It will be nice for my family to hear me play but this is why I typically fly solo to gigs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 11/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew: wrong answers only
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Chestbuster Aliens
Alt: The Chestbuster scene in Alien
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 11/09/2026
RIP Hunter Thompson. He would have had some shit to say about a lot of shit these days!
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Hunter S. Thompson's Prediction of the Post 9/11 World Was Chillingly Accurate
"Make no mistake about it: We are At War now — with somebody — and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives."
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 10/09/2026
Well the daily shit has hit the fan at home again so I walked down to the park and then this happened!
A squirrel next to a fence eating a slice of pizza
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 09/09/2026
Text reads How Erika Kirk be pulling up to the kirkversary
Over a picture of a blonde woman with fireworks shooting from her sequined tits.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 09/09/2026
This Sunday, both of my bands will be on porch 4 at 1000 Grand, along with a bunch of other great bands! Transparent Things at noon and StarStrut at 3. Come on out and support local music!
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Front Porches Become Live Music Stages for Alameda Porchfest - Alameda Post
Alameda is gearing up for Alameda Porchfest 2026, a free, family-friendly neighborhood music festival on Sunday, September 13.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 09/09/2026
Merry Kirkmas Eve to all who celebrate! Why not give this Kirkmas carol a listen, and maybe buy the EP because I'm still out of work?
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 08/09/2026
The Kirkiversary is in 2 days and goddammit this song better be on your party playlist. And then we get that shit out of our systems because there’s another anniversary that needs our mockery the very next day and Charlie ruined that last year.
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Charlie Kirk Circle Jerk, by Suburban Death March
from the album Acid DeathGrass for a Dying Empire
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 08/09/2026
The Kirkiversary is in 2 days and goddammit this song better be on your party playlist. And then we get that shit out of our systems because there’s another anniversary that needs our mockery the very next day and Charlie ruined that last year.
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Charlie Kirk Circle Jerk, by Suburban Death March
from the album Acid DeathGrass for a Dying Empire
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day in a country too chickenshit to celebrate global worker solidarity on May 1!
The Boromir meme, with text that reads "One Does Not Simply Ask for the Means of Production"
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day in a country too chickenshit to celebrate global worker solidarity on May 1!
The Boromir meme, with text that reads "One Does Not Simply Ask for the Means of Production"
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Life is full of beautiful chaotic whimsy, if you choose to seek it out:
'COKED Up' across a discarded bag of cocaine
SEAGULLS KEEPently ate it, have kept
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STREET AWAKÉ a Brighton street up with 72
FOR 3 DAYS constant squawking.
SOLID

brightonbulletin / August 24, 2016

A group of 6 charged up seagulls who stumbled across a discarded bag of cocaine and subsequently ate it, have kept residents of a Brighton street up with 72 hours of constant squawking.

[paired with an image of several squawking sea gulls]
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
More Nitzer Ebb from last night. This show blew my mind! I definitely need more live industrial music in my life!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
Lead Into Gold is Paul Barker from Ministry and he opened for Nitzer Ebb last night!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
Nitzer Ebb!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
OMG the opening act was Paul Barker from Ministry!
Paul Barker singing on stage at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
At the Regency. Won tickets for Nitzer Ebb tonight! Waiting semi patiently for the opening act to start!
Yours truly in a black Swans shirt in a selfie in front of a purple lighted stage at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 04/09/2026
Oh hey, it's Bandcamp Friday again and I could particularly use some sales right now being out of work and all. Also, my latest EP features a song you're really going to wanna bang out loud to mark a whole year since Charlie Kirk has said anything awful! #bandcampfriday #musiciansky
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Acid DeathGrass for a Dying Empire, by Suburban Death March
5 track album
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 04/09/2026
Oh hey, it's Bandcamp Friday again and I could particularly use some sales right now being out of work and all. Also, my latest EP features a song you're really going to wanna bang out loud to mark a whole year since Charlie Kirk has said anything awful! #bandcampfriday #musiciansky
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Acid DeathGrass for a Dying Empire, by Suburban Death March
5 track album
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 04/09/2026
Help this amazing human out! I would if I had a job. Stupid capitalism!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 03/09/2026
They got the shapely body. They got the Steely Dan t-shirt.
A white tshirt in the style of the cover of Sonic Youth - Goo. Only it’s Walter Becker and Donald Gagen in the car and the top reads Steely Dan - LP while the side text reads “I remember the thirty five sweet goodbyes when you put me on the Wolverine up to Annandale”
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 03/09/2026
They got the shapely body. They got the Steely Dan t-shirt.
A white tshirt in the style of the cover of Sonic Youth - Goo. Only it’s Walter Becker and Donald Gagen in the car and the top reads Steely Dan - LP while the side text reads “I remember the thirty five sweet goodbyes when you put me on the Wolverine up to Annandale”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 01/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live 1 - Ween 2 - James Brown 3 - GWAR 4- Public Enemy 5 - Ramones 6 - Rush 7 - Afghan Whigs 8 - Negativland 9 - Stereolab 10 - Belle and Sebastian
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 29/08/2026
Greyboy Allstars at the Castro Theater last night were amazing! @seedysong.bsky.social and I danced our butts off!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 29/08/2026
Greyboy Allstars at the Castro Theater last night were amazing! @seedysong.bsky.social and I danced our butts off!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 27/08/2026
Cat people, any tips?
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 26/08/2026
Goddammit, first Dolly, now Tim. On the upside, these things happen in threes so today could be the day we've been waiting for!
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Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
Alt: Rocky Horror: Frank Sings 'I'm Going Home'
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 25/08/2026
A cartoon showing multiple Spider Men beating up on Jake Lange who is on the ground and peeing himself in front of a Minneapolis Police van.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 25/08/2026
A cartoon showing multiple Spider Men beating up on Jake Lange who is on the ground and peeing himself in front of a Minneapolis Police van.
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