John CNCena @genocid.ing · 19hcurrently working just enough hours that my jobseeker drops to zero but the jsp keeps making demands, still gotta apply for jobs I don't need 021
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 26/09/2026I didn't need to know that about gillian anderson. why can't people keep their sexualities to thereselves 150
Reposted by John CNCenaHannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.site · 23/09/2026Why is Bart Simpson texting me from a payphone? 48020
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 22/09/2026everyone calls me small penis dog-fellator because i'm not as tall as the other girl in my friend group named penis dog-fellator 010
Reposted by John CNCenaShape @cals.art · 17/09/2026Please look after yourselves first but @manse.bsky.social was kind enough to set up a gofundme to help if you're able gofund.me/c9f419bc5gofund.meDonate to Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life, organized by Marise JackHi my name is Marise. I'm a good friend of Cal (and Kishie) an artist in M… Marise Jack needs your support for Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life 12721
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 20/09/2026been wanking to my coworker's tall deep-voiced scottish husband for two years and just found out he's a cop 🤮 390
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 19/09/2026ordered 6-inch subway. chicken on rye, tomato lettuce carrot, mayonnaise bro had to WRITE MY ORDER DOWN 130
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 18/09/2026i assumed we all already hated the bland ranga from GoT who writes horny songs about his grandma my bad 010
Reposted by John CNCenaBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 18/09/2026is this anything? i can no longer tell if this is anything 422441
Reposted by John CNCenaYour good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If 1985 were written today, it would be about 2007. That's fun to think about. 1122
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 14/09/2026these irish bands that keep appearing for a little while with some success before dying off need a better name than poguelike 030
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 12/09/2026I love Bowden brewing but is this chat gpt or lazy copy-paste? if it's the former I'm out 141
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 11/09/2026weak to disruption in the morning. any change ruins everything. put shoes on before finishing coffee? gunna forget to brush teeth. run out of cereal and have to get a new box from the cupboard? forget keys when I leave for work and lock myself out of the house. 070
Reposted by John CNCenaJabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack 231679435
Reposted by John CNCenaBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 10/09/2023I hope this email finds you, whale. Yours to hell and back, Ahab 3174
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 10/09/2026the problem with suicide-proof fittings in wards and prisons is that it triggers my problem-solving instinct 190
Reposted by John CNCenamilkbean @milkbean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026some Y2K hyperpop vibes because I have free will!!! ⭐️ *•. xx Arcane Signet alter Xx 616841
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 09/09/2026if only someone had asked two gentlemen RUOK on September 10 2001 0111
Reposted by John CNCenafish video @ellekiwami.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Closeted guy with psychokinetic powers subconsciously willing a snake to bite his friends penis so he'll have a chance to suck cock without it being suspected that he is gay. real monkey shines type shit 03610
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 09/09/2026i feel like instead of spending $45 mil trashing the parklands for a non-existent golf tournament we could have maybe given it to the hundreds of homeless people who live there 084
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 07/09/2026some people call me see you space cowboy some call me millennion thug 050
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 06/09/2026too many religions go for greedy builds too early. obviously the goal is godliness and child abuse and fraud but you have to grind one class for a bit before going multi. catholicism has put in the hours. 050
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 05/09/2026Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad 1303
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 03/09/2026you could've had children with someone whose job was something other than enabling the murder of children. the pay would be worse but you'd have a husband and a soul. 230
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 03/09/2026couch co-op is maybe my favourite kind of gaming it would be Cool if devs stopped using that tag for games that are not couch co-op 130
Reposted by John CNCenaYour good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Unova, Paldea, Ooh, I wanna take ya To Alola, or Galar Come on pretty mama In Kanto and Johto Baby, why don't we go? 0164
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 31/08/2026no intention of playing An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire but the first screenshot in the Xbox store goes hard 0143
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 31/08/2026boss always asking us to donate to some charity event as though he doesn't know what we earn 060
Reposted by John CNCenalottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"america", 2026. All those who comply with this evil state's fathomless bloodlust stand smug and strong, yet they will be denied the bone shattering spells and immortality elixirs offered free of charge to the country's honest oafs and churls by the civilization destined to emerge from its ashes 14010
Reposted by John CNCenahaha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026in fair Verona, where the shadows lie 091
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 29/08/2026ever since childhood the one thing i've ever consistently wanted is to be struck by lightning 030
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 29/08/2026edge of tall building , skirt rippling in breeze. the tiny people. busy. so fragile. doubt? they can't help how they perceive me. their lives are complex too. maybe i- ONLOOKER: There's a MAN on that roof! HE's going to jump! 020
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 28/08/2026POV: You're about to write a letter to amnesty international 0343
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 27/08/2026trios wrestling is the women's wrestling of tag-team wrestling 061
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 27/08/2026I have a high tolerance for Australian-bluemaga-small-L-liberal-rustedon boomer memes but the deluge of Pauline Hanson "dunks" is just overwhelming 060
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 26/08/2026my one flaw is that if someone says "malaria" in any context I will veer the conversation to far cry 2 150
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