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Hal (Supreme Friend)

@halpocalypse.bsky.social
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Who milks the milkmen? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia

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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to figure out a way of monetising my hate for big tech and AI
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My red flag is that the sympathy I feel for someone making a mistake or getting in trouble is always dwarfed by the sheer relief it wasn’t me who messed up
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Am I excited for WoW Forever? Yes Do I think Skyborne are dumb addition? Yes Am I going to main a Skyborne Mage? Yes
Screenshot of WoW forever showing the Skyborne
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The R U OK? Day poster with Homer Simpson’s saying “I told you last year, no!”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Erika tonight
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My latest TTRPG Idea: Dad Quest - a dad roleplaying game A game where you play as a boomer dad and try to survive the modern world.
A mock of on an RPG showing days near a BBQ, tool box, beer, Sportsbet, and Sky News
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Doctor Who hot take is that Jo Martin has been the best actor to play the Doctor since the 2005 reboot and it’s a crime she had so little screen time
Jo Martin as the Doctor standing next to the TARDIS in UNIT HQ
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pickles is having minor surgery to remover a broken claw. Please send him your love and snacks
A table male Siberian laying on his back
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s been two days and I’m beginning to suspect the PM isn’t going to announce a national day of mourning for Dolly Parton
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To many he was Frank-N-Furter or Long John Silver. To me, Tim Curry was Nigel Thornberry
Nigel Thorberry from the cartoon the Wild Thornberry’s
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Emotionally and physically, I’m just a Linux user trying to survive a Windows run world
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Grand Theft Auto VI leaks be like
A warning saying “you wouldn’t download a car”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The tenth circle of Hell
A circle of the Microsoft 365 apps
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m not a huge sports guy, but when I am I tend to watch the women’s leagues like AFLW or the Women’s Super League. Aside from the games being solid, the games don’t have what ever this toxic shit is that seems to be mandatory in men’s leagues www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
sbs.com.au
What we know about the Sydney Swans alleged sexual assault investigation
Police are continuing to investigate a sexual assault report at a Melbourne hotel in the early hours of Monday morning.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me: It is what it is Also me:
A man pointing a gun in his own mouth
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy birthday to my little brother, @purgedkale.bsky.social
Hal and his brother in Pyongyang central
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Smashing my 2026 reading challenge btw
Goodreads reading challenge showing I have read 15 of 1 books (1500%)
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A man standing at a stall called “cum department” with a woman asking “do you have any cum?”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Census night to those who celebrate
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think the quintessential “Aussie” trait is pretending to be laid back but actually being really uptight and conservative
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You made it til Friday. Good job everyone
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I wish we could somehow force Elon Musk to personally go and collect all the trash he’s left out in space www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Defunct SpaceX rocket crashes into Moon at 8,690km/h
A stray piece of a rocket, the size of a school bus, has smashed into the Moon, likely creating a new crater.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A cat saying “I hope I don’t go aw jeez today” next to the aw jeez factory
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cats will relentlessly attack if for sleeping in five minutes past breakfast time and then look at you like this
A cat on a beanbag A cat on a couch
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Back from a social media break. I had wizard stuff to do
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Can’t believe they copied my Letterboxd review boxd.it/fhfSGj
A review for the Odyssey (2026): i wish i had something more meaningful to say right now, but i am at a major loss for words. several instances i found my body having a physical reaction to the pure filmmaking magic that i was experiencing. my eyes watered, my body began shaking, and i could feel an overwhelming visceral reaction consume me as ludwig göransson’s poetic composition flowed through my being. christopher nolan, thank you for making a film of such sheer ambition.My review for SpyKids (2001): i wish i had something more meaningful to say right now, but i am at a major loss for words. several instances i found my body having a physical reaction to the pure filmmaking magic that i was experiencing. my eyes watered, my body began shaking, and i could feel an overwhelming visceral reaction consume me as danny elfman’s poetic composition flowed through my being. robert rodriguez, thank you for making a film of such sheer ambition.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I got called a nerd at work. Since when has liking table-top roleplaying games, fantasy novels, the band TOOL, and a hobby in IT been considered nerdy?!
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🎵✍🏽Muse en Lystrala📖🎶 @museofpvd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today I have released "The Years of Glass: Dawning Light," reflecting twenty-five years of work in the #gothindustrial and #electronica scenes. Now streaming on (almost) all platforms. #MusicianSky museofpvd.carrd.co
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Maybe the real World Cup was the friends we made along the way
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Diary of a mid-30s middle manager: Today I had to officially ban our spate of “deez nuts” pranks because we all became too paranoid to talk to each other and all communication broke down. I felt like a class traitor.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They should invent a type of sleep that makes you feel well rested
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Normalise calling it the ‘men’s world cup’
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“Please attach a resume, cover letter, 2000 word essay about how the company’s goals perfectly match with your principles, and a 2 minute video of you begging for this job.”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The reason I was offline is because I got stuck in the Backrooms. I’m fine now but I got scared by some upside down chairs and a pool
Hal taking a selfie in the Backrooms
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A picture of Hal on a static background with the words: “Sorry I have been offline for a while

I still love you

- Hal”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I made this to express my love for MicroSlop
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just remember that everything I say is a joke (unless you agree and then come chat to me after)
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Everyone: the algorithm advertised this funny temu product lol Me:
A suggestion for a page where Ugandan General Muhoozi declared that any contractor who leaves potholes on newly constructed roads after being fully paid by the government will face severe consequences. “If I see a pothole after we have paid for construction of a road, that contractor will pay with his head.”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Back Rooms (2026)
Scenes from the Simpsons that look like scenes from the movie Back Rooms
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Second piece of “art” for the day
A fantasy picture of three adventurers walking to a portal titled “ciggy zone”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Please enjoy my painting of a Showk (shark cow)
A paining of a Showk at a zoo
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Them: “Why are you so anti ID/Authentication?” Me:
A news article entitled: White House launches alien-themed website that allows users to track arrests made by ICE
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
With the rise of AI, I am now sympathetic to the sci-fi trope of the person who bullies the android protagonist
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Enjoy life. Enjoy the internet
A photo of Hal on a computer with the words “You can be anyone online so be yourself (except on sites that require ID verification)”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Enjoy life. Enjoy the internet
A photo of Hal on a computer with the words “You can be anyone online so be yourself (except on sites that require ID verification)”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
More tips for inner peace
A glitched out picture of Hal holding dumplings next to a guitar that says “be true to yourself, lie to authentication software.”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Follow for more happiness tips
A picture of Hal drinking a bubble tea with Kim Jong Un near the words “Enjoy Yourself - Give False Information”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’ll never forget the episode when Brum used the N word
A warning for the show Brim stating that the language and attitudes may reflect the time of creation
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live. Viagra Boys TOOL Solange Amyl and the Sniffers Frenzal Rhomb Slipknot Nine Inch Nails Faith No More HEALTH Future of the Left
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