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Muz

@impliedoralconsent.com
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Father of one plus a cat. Baseball and College Football Fan. Covered in moss. Go Blue

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, is it?
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 27/09/2026
Holy shit! I just saw the most biased anti-everyone not in the cult ad I’ve ever seen. Clear and obvious “disclaimer” “Paid for by the US Government”. Impeachment is too kind.
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ToughPigs @toughpigs.com · 18/09/2026
Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets is now available! Stream it, spin it, listen to it, sing along with it. So many options!
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Uno has symbols on the cards so color blind folks can play and that feels like a thing Fox News would turn into a whole weeks worth of TOO WOKE
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Michael Graham @michaelgraham76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m so proud of the Hawkeye Marching Band. They did an incredible performance today after the most difficult week.
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 12/09/2026
I’m hearing MAC > SEC
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 12/09/2026
Love me some Seger, but in Roll Me Away when he’s 12 hours out of Mackinaw City that doesn’t really narrow it down much. Nashville? Fargo? Syracuse? Who’s to say?
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 06/09/2026
Video of the Big Ten's review process saying 1 second left on the clock. Don't know why this was different than what we saw on NBC.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2026
Did the Big Ten need to release their statement in the same font as the back of choose your own adventure books?
STATEMENT FROM THE BIG TEN CONFERENCE
Following video review, it was determined Western Michigan's #18 started his jump from an established out-of-bounds position (left foot) and made contact with the ball with one second remaining on the clock. As shown in the provided video of what was viewed during the replay process, a side-by-side view of the play and the game clock, using a direct shot of the game clock in the stadium, was used to determine the final ruling.
Eighty-five minutes prior to the game, all broadcast cameras used for the replay system, including the camera on the game clock, are synced using a strobe system to ensure all cameras are aligned.
Per NCAA Football rule 4-2-3-a, "A ball not in player control, other than a kick that scores a field goal, is out of bounds when it touches the ground, a player, a game official or anything else that is out-of-bound, or that is on or outside a boundary line." and thus the clock is stopped.
BIG
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CATBOY HUSBAND @ CURSED DETROIT SPORTS @sportsgeek42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FB: Michigan 13, Western Michigan 12, F This should be embarrassing. And it is. It's also better than a loss.
RUSHED THE FIELD AFTER A DUBIOUS SECOND WAS GIVEN SO MICHIGAN COULD THROW A HAIL MARY AGAINST A FUCK MOTHERING MAC TEAM
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 06/09/2026
1-0. National Championship is still on the table.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan is a basketball school anyway, football is for schools like Indiana
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Ellen. @ellenk124.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I JUST CANT LOOK ITS KILLING MEEEE
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 06/09/2026
It’s early but it may be time for Michigan to grab a real QB in the portal next year.
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 05/09/2026
Doink points at The Factory!
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 04/09/2026
It’s way too easy to get, and keep, a gun in this country. share.mprnews.org/jDXF/yqq060w8
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Suspected shooter at Minneapolis apartment complex was getting evicted
According to court records, Loring Towers, now known as Shoreline Plaza, filed an eviction complaint against Carlton Johnson II in June.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/09/2026
Poster of Disney's The Three Musketeers, showing four musketeers. Below, screenshot of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard, being told by his Cardassian captors that there are five lights, when in fact there are four.
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 02/09/2026
Good governance is learning from past mistakes. aquarium.org/whale-bones/
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Four Divers, 17 Bundles, One Very Long Day - Oregon Coast Aquarium
An Oregon Coast Aquarium dive team rigged a blue whale skeleton to the floor of Yaquina Bay in 2016 and pulled it back up in 2019. In 2026 it went on display at Hatfield.
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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”.
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. 

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“My parents died so fuck yours too,” is quite the argument against reasonable healthcare
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Shawn @trambopoline96.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah, unfortunately that French dude that was like “it’s dumb as fuck to stake everything on a couple thousand voters in Wisconsin “ was right
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 18/08/2026
What does this candidate for state auditor think auditors do, exactly?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Freealonzo @freealonzo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Michelle Tafoya plays Duck Duck Goose.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/08/2026
lol. Republican US Senate candidate for … [checks notes] … Minnesota
As a native Californian who moved to Minnesota in 1994, I know.  Fleeing soon. x.com/dilldear47954/…
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we're at the "they're arming unaccountable masked men with electric torture gloves" stage of fascism
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Justin Vernon prophecy fulfilled
 Minnesota, WI by Bon Iver
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So Trump used a bunch of journalists and even some of his own staff as human decoys to possibly get murdered in mid-air so he could live on and make more money
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This site lets you scan barcodes to see if they’re part of Taylor Farms: www.taylordetector.com
taylordetector.com
Taylor Detector — Scan for Taylor Farms brands
Wondering if a product is made by Taylor Farms? Scan any barcode to instantly check brand ownership and affiliations. Free, no signup required.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
keeping with the tradition of it always being some mediocre bum whose athletic career basically doesn't exist, reminder that Royce White and you have scored the same number of points in the NBA
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The Sacramento Bee @sacbee.com · 08/08/2026
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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A ghost ship with a crew of cats? Empty boat near Tacoma beach full of mews
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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John Carpenter’s Halloran @profhalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Life, man, I don’t know. You’re born. You assemble countless pieces of inexpensive Swedish designed furniture. You die.
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
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The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 31/07/2026
I'm not going to post any of the words because this is just another social media identity theft setup but I was surprised that some words from my year are so old and others so young.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The league has to get rid of this Dundon guy. He bought the Blazers to hold the city of Portland hostage for arena money and now he's telling all of his underlings to shittalk the city so he can move to Kansas City or something. Cut this shit out or the league will be held hostage by similar ghouls.
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's that time of year in seattle again
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is anyone more cartoonishly pathetic than the weak little babies yelling at Fauci The saddest YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME toddlers who just couldn’t fuckin pitch in like everybody else
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin dressed as a noir detective, saying "Yeah. That's me, Tracer Bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver. I'm a private eye."
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 27/07/2026
You say to-MAY-to. AI says to-mah-to. You say po-TAY-to. AI says po-tah-to. To-MAY-to. To-mah-to. Po-TAY-to. Zu-KEY-nee. Let’s call the AI thing off.
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Muz @impliedoralconsent.com · 26/07/2026
Not a fan of Banana Ball in general but this is a fun pitch.
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