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panic attack jones

@immortalpatt.bsky.social
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He/him 30, Virginia. Posts about racing, other sports, and politics. Go to a fucking show and support local music. Opinions are my own.

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🧊 dani 🧊 @icebitez.bsky.social · 22h
pc ports rn just feel like this
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Braves fans always bring bad vibes on themselves when they have a lead and start doing the chop
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meme feauring a cat in a tie outside of a factory. The cat says "I hope I don't get pissed off" while the factory says "pissing me off" factory. The factory also include the logo for the Baltimore Ravens, implying that the Ravens are upsetting the cat.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When are people in the sports world going to stand up and say “we would prefer the openly evil 28% approval rating president not attend our game in-person because it is a massive inconvenience for our in-person fans, a strain on local law enforcement, and harms the television product”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 22/09/2026
1. Acquire half of your industry. 2.0Adopt the streaming model except instead of TV shows you have video games that cost $500 million to make. 3. Run at a loss due to the obvious math issue above, just like the streaming model. 4. Consolidate your previously valued IP under your biggest acquisition.
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Julian @madco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No overlap whatsoever, drove right through him for the clicks. Taking the corner is a defensive move now, amazing.
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Michael Finley ~! @finleyfactor.com · 20/09/2026
I never want to hear anybody compare Dale and Hocevar again. Dale never once got punched nor did he punch somebody in Cup at least. He also wasn't a little shit playing to the crowd after wrecking second place with 45 laps to go.
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Josh is "here" @realracingroots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bluesky the NASCAR app
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Junk Knuckles @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In another life Carson is a middle aged woman who assaults people in public and then pepper sprays them when they retaliate
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 20/09/2026
"I don't fucking know" is a valid response but we also would have accepted "What kind of fucking question is that?"
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I will die for my country Ryan Blaney
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hester @thehestercution.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's going to keep happening until someone does something about it, and nobody seems to care enough to do that.
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Corey Day:
An illustration of the Pokemon Clodsire.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They need to start suspending drivers for putting guys on pit road in danger
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
deeply unserious series
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/09/2026
it is the same story everywhere. young men convinced by their phones that the reason they are unhappy is that they don’t live in the imaginary utopian ethnostate they think existed before they were born
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 38 Most Annoying People on Bluesky
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am going to watch the HP series as god intended: via a six hour long video essay dunking on it and Joanne's entire career
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Yin @yin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
gee nice fireblu texture top Betty!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
microsoft shoving copilot into places it doesn't belong (and google being probably as bad about this but in kinda different ways you might not see if you don't have a pixel) probably did at least as much reputational damage to the tech industry as the data center stuff
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Brooke @bc12.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@DOJ there is man posing as a nascar driver his name is "Ricky Stenhouse Jr". He's attempted to kill multiple people
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lol
A wikipedia page's recent edit history, all within the last half our or so, of people changing Lake Ontario's name to Lake America and then fighting over it, with one parenthetical reading "aint no one calling it that" highlighted
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There will never be another Dolly but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t all strive to be more like her. Kind, humble, and unapologetically authentic.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Walton Goggins I have an army of patriots ready to liberate you from the Walmart ads, we await only your duress signal sir, I promise we will not allow them to harm you
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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Replacement Level @negativevorp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There’s 100 more laps of this shit
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%
bluesky post by Politico saying "Progressives didn't get the big election night they wanted" referring to Abdul el-Sayed defeating Haley Stevens in the MI Senate primary and linking to their story with that headline.bluesky post by Politico with the text "The far left hits a wall" referring to David Crowley defeating Francesca Hong in the WI Governor Primary and linking to their story with that headline
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Citizen Michael @citizenmichael.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Atlantic and NYT are extremely frustrating publications, because the best journalism they do shows that *they do know better.* But they don't exist to publish the best stuff: they exist to control the terms of debate and represent politically vile bullshit from the ownership levels.
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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026
Exquisite KHive, no notes
Resistance Queen

@resista.... 1h

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No, Rahm Emanuel is a better person than anyone on the far left will ever be.

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Cody Johnston

@drmisterco....

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He covered up a murder.

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Resistance Queen

@resistancequee1

Replying to @drmistercody

Everyone makes mistakes. Bernie
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tom Clancy was a load bearing pillar of American male literacy
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/08/2026
hypothetical trans women in hypothetical sporting events
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Joey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lewis Hamilton is in fact, not washed
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Connor Jones is such a little punk lol
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2026
Lawrence low key goated when being in kansas is the vibe
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panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Pronouncing Monaco like Pocono
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/06/2026
"FOR TONY SCHIAVONE! FOR TAZ! FOR EXCALIBUR! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR *DIE*!!!!!! *THIS* IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!!!!!" - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEWDynamite
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“What’s your Hate Language?” “Gift-giving.”

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash
psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/06/2026
i love it when the clock strikes 10:30 every morning and the usual sites publish their 3 infuriating news stories that will drive all discourse today like zookeepers raising the enclosure's gate and letting the seals get into the day's bucket of chum
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Claire - open for work 🦈 @thesharkbit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Shocked & heartbroken to say Team17 PR & Events dept & thus my role have been made redundant. ✨Looking for new roles using my 15 years supporting projects & brands across Marketing, PR, Brand & Comms✨ I appreciate any help that comes my way. Dhia libh uilig💚 (More info in post under this)
Some key art from a few games I've worked on past couple of years (I have worked on a lot more these are just some highlights).
Featured are Date Everything!, Hell Let Loose Vietnam, Banquet for Fools, Lumentale, Alien Isolation and Worms franchise
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
tapping the sign: please support billionaire free, worker run, and/or reader funded newsrooms as you are able to
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