Reposted by panic attack jones🧊 dani 🧊 @icebitez.bsky.social · 22hpc ports rn just feel like this 222104624
Reposted by panic attack jonesKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 766286725988
panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Braves fans always bring bad vibes on themselves when they have a lead and start doing the chop 011
Reposted by panic attack jonesRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When are people in the sports world going to stand up and say “we would prefer the openly evil 28% approval rating president not attend our game in-person because it is a massive inconvenience for our in-person fans, a strain on local law enforcement, and harms the television product” 942312382
Reposted by panic attack jonesNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless. 352571394
Reposted by panic attack jonesMearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 22/09/20261. Acquire half of your industry. 2.0Adopt the streaming model except instead of TV shows you have video games that cost $500 million to make. 3. Run at a loss due to the obvious math issue above, just like the streaming model. 4. Consolidate your previously valued IP under your biggest acquisition. 1112
Reposted by panic attack jonesJulian @madco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No overlap whatsoever, drove right through him for the clicks. Taking the corner is a defensive move now, amazing. 3106
Reposted by panic attack jonesMichael Finley ~! @finleyfactor.com · 20/09/2026I never want to hear anybody compare Dale and Hocevar again. Dale never once got punched nor did he punch somebody in Cup at least. He also wasn't a little shit playing to the crowd after wrecking second place with 45 laps to go. 093
Reposted by panic attack jonesJosh is "here" @realracingroots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bluesky the NASCAR app 0337
Reposted by panic attack jonesJunk Knuckles @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In another life Carson is a middle aged woman who assaults people in public and then pepper sprays them when they retaliate 282
Reposted by panic attack jonesMearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 20/09/2026"I don't fucking know" is a valid response but we also would have accepted "What kind of fucking question is that?" 34610
Reposted by panic attack joneshester @thehestercution.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's going to keep happening until someone does something about it, and nobody seems to care enough to do that. 3205
Reposted by panic attack jonesScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history. 331815491
panic attack jones @immortalpatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They need to start suspending drivers for putting guys on pit road in danger 001
Reposted by panic attack jonesErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102413196
Reposted by panic attack jonesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/09/2026it is the same story everywhere. young men convinced by their phones that the reason they are unhappy is that they don’t live in the imaginary utopian ethnostate they think existed before they were born 2503121
Reposted by panic attack jonesweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The 38 Most Annoying People on Bluesky 6453565
Reposted by panic attack jonesAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am going to watch the HP series as god intended: via a six hour long video essay dunking on it and Joanne's entire career 1549892
Reposted by panic attack jonesYin @yin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026gee nice fireblu texture top Betty! 1182
Reposted by panic attack joneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026microsoft shoving copilot into places it doesn't belong (and google being probably as bad about this but in kinda different ways you might not see if you don't have a pixel) probably did at least as much reputational damage to the tech industry as the data center stuff 371591143
Reposted by panic attack jonesBrooke @bc12.bsky.social · 30/08/2026@DOJ there is man posing as a nascar driver his name is "Ricky Stenhouse Jr". He's attempted to kill multiple people 36613
Reposted by panic attack jonesabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There will never be another Dolly but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t all strive to be more like her. Kind, humble, and unapologetically authentic. 16811
Reposted by panic attack jonesJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage. 292456842
Reposted by panic attack jonesdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality 673193565
Reposted by panic attack jonesInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Walton Goggins I have an army of patriots ready to liberate you from the Walmart ads, we await only your duress signal sir, I promise we will not allow them to harm you 0986
Reposted by panic attack jonesCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces 1936957
Reposted by panic attack jonesReplacement Level @negativevorp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There’s 100 more laps of this shit 092
Reposted by panic attack jonesErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780261991
Reposted by panic attack jonesCitizen Michael @citizenmichael.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The Atlantic and NYT are extremely frustrating publications, because the best journalism they do shows that *they do know better.* But they don't exist to publish the best stuff: they exist to control the terms of debate and represent politically vile bullshit from the ownership levels. 17010
Reposted by panic attack jonescomrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026Exquisite KHive, no notes 402748332
Reposted by panic attack jonesmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Tom Clancy was a load bearing pillar of American male literacy 4152741
Reposted by panic attack jonesvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/08/2026hypothetical trans women in hypothetical sporting events 218322
Reposted by panic attack jonesJoey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard. 19994952291
Reposted by panic attack joneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2026Lawrence low key goated when being in kansas is the vibe 391340104
Reposted by panic attack jonesDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/06/2026"FOR TONY SCHIAVONE! FOR TAZ! FOR EXCALIBUR! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR *DIE*!!!!!! *THIS* IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!!!!!" - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEWDynamite 11822330
Reposted by panic attack jonesMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“What’s your Hate Language?” “Gift-giving.” 29945103
Reposted by panic attack joneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/06/2026i love it when the clock strikes 10:30 every morning and the usual sites publish their 3 infuriating news stories that will drive all discourse today like zookeepers raising the enclosure's gate and letting the seals get into the day's bucket of chum 301882217
Reposted by panic attack jonesClaire - open for work 🦈 @thesharkbit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Shocked & heartbroken to say Team17 PR & Events dept & thus my role have been made redundant. ✨Looking for new roles using my 15 years supporting projects & brands across Marketing, PR, Brand & Comms✨ I appreciate any help that comes my way. Dhia libh uilig💚 (More info in post under this) 42222136
Reposted by panic attack jonesOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026tapping the sign: please support billionaire free, worker run, and/or reader funded newsrooms as you are able to 238380