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Mearn (postseason)

@mearn.me
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Not a real Muppet. Opinions just my own. Back-to-back Employee of the Quarter award winner due to a clerical error. If you’re mad at what I posted, I was doing a bit.

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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 2h
I guess with Richard fully out of the scene these days JGR has taken up the Be Petty role
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 5h
paying a guy to kill all my grass
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 5h
where will "needlessly counterprogramming a memorial show" rank in the Observer awards for 2026
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 6h
get a room
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 19h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 7h
my computer fans are very loud but the temperatures seem fine and nothing intensive is running I don't get it
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 20h
this would probably cost over a hundred dollar and get repetitive quickly i don't need them
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 20h
The kind you find in a candy store
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 21h
This Donalds ad about being so broke that they ate Wendy’s chili and went to Ft Lauderdale for a honeymoon might be a little out of touch
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 21h
I’m not going to stand for Jack Roush revisionism
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 22h
The Florida races are too close for the television ads to be this lopsided
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 23h
The difficult thing about wrestling social media is it’s hard to discern the intellectually dishonest from the stupid.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mars Inc. is pulling its Pop-Tarts and BuzzBallz collaboration just a month into its rollout over concerns that the product could appeal to underage drinkers."
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Pop-Tarts Ends BuzzBallz Partnership on Underage Drinking Fears
Mars Inc. is pulling its Pop-Tarts and BuzzBallz collaboration just a month into its rollout over concerns that the product could appeal to underage drinkers.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
More like Eric Schitt
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
Do you ever think about the direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise of gang activity?
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
@burk.racing happy birthday
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
thought i'd drive up the road to arby's for lunch and remembered I CAN'T ANYMORE
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
They're gonna poach Layne Riggs for the 6 right
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
RIP RFK Racing you're something else now I guess
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
we can sell the data back to advertisers to make new commercials
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
as he looks to move into private equity, what's the dumbest idea I could get Chapek to give me money for
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
Tate’s would be a terrible ice cream sandwich cookie. Absolutely not.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
Opened a new brokerage account but the functionality to add funds is down so I have an account with $0 and no way to change that
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026
timely!
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
That’s a thing?
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
no i don't think knowing more about the people who jumped corey heim would change my perspective on the incident
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I noticed last year that sweetgreen pivoted to MAHA when it started advertising seed oil-free french fries. Going MAHA is what a failing restaurant chain does now to get free advertising.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
dale whyyyyy
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
Got a 1:24 replica version of a car coming tomorrow that I already have part of the actual car in my garage. Pretty exciting.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
Seen so many people surprised by a bottled water being $5 and I have to wonder if they haven’t been outside in ten years
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
I've been keeping my car key in a zippered shorts pocket when at a theme park ever since The Incident, but then I always forget to take it out at night. It hasn't happened yet but I know this is eventually going to a result in a $300 load of laundry
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
was gonna shave today but I think I was outside too much yesterday and I'm worried there's gonna be a beard shaped tanline underneath now
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
Vouchers aren't about effective education they're just another step in the long running effort to dismantle public education vote no on 3
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
It was a GI Jane joke...
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
My TV has informed me that the iron claw is now available to stream and I think that would be a bad idea at 11 PM most nights but especially tonight
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
I could really go for a cold apple juice right about now
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
It’s minor compared to the human lives involved and it’s all largely coincidental but damn AEW has had to put out far too many of these announcements for a company this young. Especially in today’s wrestling environment.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
We just saw him last night. What the fuck.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
PAC? Dammit. This has been a brutal few weeks.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
I have now seen two different GM EV1s in the last calendar year. Some people go a whole lifetime never seeing one.
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 28/09/2026
"Cornette Side of the Ring" why would I watch that he's the one who likes to watch
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 27/09/2026
Just saw one of themeparkswindlers favorite people
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 27/09/2026
Just rode Pirates of the Caribbean and our boat just floated into the unload area? No eight-boat backup bumping into each other for three minutes?
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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 27/09/2026
I’m not watching but I’m sure that was Brads fault and want to know why he did that
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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