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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 4h
WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN TRYEN TO CHILL OUT BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPEN'S, YA GOTTA BE PREPARED, AND WHAT IF DA WORST POSSIBLE CASE SCENARIO'S, THEN YA GOTTA KNOW AHEAD OF TIME, AND BEING HYPERVIGILENT SUCKS UNTIL SOMETHING GOES WRONG AND THEN YOUR PREPARED "I KNEW IT" AND DA TEXT : ALWAYS UNCOMFORTABLE, NEVER RELAXED, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN I KNEW IT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 06/10/2026
brain brain go away no you can't come out and play
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Ryan @kuvosa.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
been thinkin about this a lot lately
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ryan @kuvosa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nosferatu: So this quarter's budget-- Dracula: Can we circle back-- Nosferatu: The ceiling is not open for questions.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Raven Song Farm @ravensongfarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is something deeply wrong with trying to kill a person twice, then sending her to a hospital for life saving measures so that they can try to kill her again.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
surely if you botch an execution that's divine intervention and you have to set them free right
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woah a Methuselah rookie card!
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 01/10/2026
i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do the men in the group chat like each other, i wonder flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an...
Do the men in the group chat like each other, I wonder-these men expressing such unmistakable, unrestrained glee as they stain their souls forever and ruin their classmate's life. I can't decide whether they're more odious if the answer is yes or if it's no, but I can't dismiss the question as unimportant, either. These fraternities that the public rarely hears about, except when their members kill or rape: do they foster the bonds of friendship or just cheaply mimic them? When some ex-frat boy needs a lawyer or an introduction to a senator later in his life, when that boy digs through the network of other boys for a hookup, what is the nature of the bond he's leaning on? I want to diagnose it. I'm the naive fool who believes that in diagnosing it, I can cure us all of it.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that clothing was put together by an underpaid worker in a factory overseas under the cheapest circumstances possible. not assembled by a magic factory, but a human quietly exploited and erased an appropriate metaphor, then. AI was trained on the blood of real artists and profits from their absence
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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting anxiety about if i want to try taking an anti-anxiety medication
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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🍊tang ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ @tangerine-haus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wore this tshirt yesterday and someone tried to explain it to me
Star Wars number one fan. Image of the enterprise from Star Trek 
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
monday morning
Here we are again, kids. Step on up
into the liminal libertarian space
between home and school. You can
go crazy as long as you’re quiet, but
there are no seat belts. No rules,
no protection.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 28/09/2026
if you're scared to drive you shouldn't drive. I see people terrified of their own cars and they drive badly. going around every shadow on the road. a car weighs 2 1/2 TONS. you can make it over things, at reasonable speed, easily. this does not apply to Teslas, which obviously you're terrified
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roman Officer: So it's important to thoroughly clean the crucifixes between each execution with hot water AND soap Roman Solider: Why is that sir? Roman Officer: To avoid cross contamination
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 26/09/2026
good lord @weatherishappening.com
most incredible sunset i've ever seen in my life 
constitution beach east boston
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cowcore
I done told ya varmints already!
I ain’t a damn cowboy! I’m
cowcore! It uses the themes of
cowboy in a modern context, ya
puckered buzzards!
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the wizard of loneliness (Halloween edition) @chairness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you tell me I have no choice but to vote for this man for president I will spit in your face
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mad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 24/09/2026
"I don't know my phone number haha" you have assistants who handle your calls. You don't have to order anything or confirm your identity on the DMV's website. You don't experience the same world we do and you shouldn't have any say in how it operates
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The wizard reads a poem about blood.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
don't worry!
Don't worry! The invisible hand of the free market, gripping you ever-tighter, continues to enjoy little, if any, restrictions from our government!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 19/09/2026
‘Glückspilze’, “Der Guckkasten” Paul Lothar Müller, 1909 digi.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/diglit/guckk...
bunch of redcap mushrooms with faces in a woodland.
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