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Joe L

@illogicalhell.bsky.social
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'Sometimes right. Sometimes wrong. Always certain.'

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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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David Stubbs @davidstubbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My feed here is just yard after yard of Dolly Parton, all of it adulatory. And rightly so. A great woman who lived the greatest life. She brought joy to millions, literacy to millions upon millions more. And she was universally loved.
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RMJ @rmccarthyjames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In the last decade or so, as things have gotten worse and worse, Dolly was an unceasing ray of goodness and light. I always worried it would lead to an epic public backlash; we love to topple revered women. And it never came, because she was so good even this awful world couldn’t smear her name.
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.” – Dolly Parton
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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STYLE COUNCIL A PARIS (LONG HOT SUMMER)
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Rod Liddle biography suggests a certain post-1968 'type' who was just idiotically drawn to norm-breaching, moving via adolescent rebellion, punk, revolutionary socialism, and eventually ending up at racism, because by the 21st century that was the most efficient transgression still on offer
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Two years since that guy at the race riot was taunting police before getting hit in the head with a brick then as he was walking away rubbing his head he took one to his dick
A man in a grey tracksuit in front of a line of riot police, walking away rubbing his sore head. The exact moment the brick hits his cockHim doubled over in agony, all thoughts of his head gone as both hands check his willy’s still there
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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KUNG FU FIGHTING CARL DOUGLAS
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Joe L @illogicalhell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Michael Fassbender! Tom Crean! Pat Spillane! Jessie Buckley! Michael Healy-Rae! Danny Healy-Rae! Your boys took a hell of a beating!
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Joe L @illogicalhell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
FUCKIN' YASSSSSSSS! UP MAYO!
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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CLUB TROPICANA THE WHAM!
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Kharn the Betrayer edited to look like he's saying the quoted skeet
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There's an Alexei Sayle joke about a fellow comic advising he make himself more contemporary by replacing the various dated celebrities in old routines with modern figures, and it culminates in him bellowing "bloody Dizzie Rascal, SINKING THE BELGRANO!" And it's lodged in my head ahead of tonight.
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Worm In Heaven @isthisross.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mallett’s Mallet est un jeu d’association de mots il ne faut ni faire de pause, ni hésiter, ni répéter un mot, ni en dire un qui ne me plaît pas. Sinon, vous recevez un coup sur la tête, comme ça BONK ou comme ça BONK. Maintenant, regardez-vous et faites BLEURGH.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Do you think anyone is going to recognize us?" "Don't worry. We're wearing dark glasses." "You're right. We're practically invisible."
at a soccer game:
I like how everyone is wearing their whatever team's colors and these two are like...
That's great, but we're Depeche Mode.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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NO EDUCATION NO FUTURE FUCK THE CURFEW MOGWAI
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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SCUM NAPALM DEATH
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Annie Zaleski @anniezaleski.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy 40th today to the Wham! Final. For my money, the show's intro is one of the coolest of all time. George and Andrew are at peak confidence and magnetism, and the choreography and dramatic tension just ramp up excitement. youtu.be/hSfh3l8LBQ4?...
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Wham - Everything She Wants (El Concierto Final - Estadio Wembley 1986) (The Final Concert)
YouTube video by Hernan Jones
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Gitaroo Man Soundtrack now on streaming: Spotify buff.ly/Fg9gTfl Apple Music buff.ly/hIjVqnX YouTube Music buff.ly/YlEnDnP Amazon Music buff.ly/YYD43ro
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Joe L @illogicalhell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Goodnight, Anthony Head. I shall raise a cup of Gold Blend to you. xxx
Anthony Head, looking all saucy in the late 1980's when his neighbour asked to pinch some coffee off him.
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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small ChildChris Morris
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tuomaspirinen.bsky.social @tuomaspirinen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
John Blanche has died. Absolutely devastating news. I have no words right now. It will have to wait. Farewell, old friend.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hugely sad. We've lost John Blanche. It's hard to know where to begin. He set fire to a generation's imagination, and those fires show no sign of stopping burning. His work very much illuminated the darkness.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
RIP to John Blanche, the best to ever do it. Before Warhammer was even Warhammer he understood what it was: weird, gross, unsettling, maximalist.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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DER MUSSOLINI DAF
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Some legend started this petition and it’s just been approved! Protect organisations like parkrun when fascist American hate groups try to force them to ban trans people from a fun run. Sign and share cis people. Its the least we can do 🏳️‍⚧️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
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Petition: Protect sports bodies from coercive legal actions over inclusive trans policies
1 Legislate to give protection to British sports bodies and charities from legal actions that are intended to intimidate them in abuse of the British legal system 2 Until legislation is in place provi...
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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
this truck in front of me has a sticker that says "i identify as a corvette" and it's making this ungodly noise every time it shifts gears. my dude you are worried about the wrong kind of tranny
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Joe L @illogicalhell.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
'You punch like Keir Starmer' is now a go-to insult.
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Judgment Dave of the Dead @davesdogmaggie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.
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TechnicalCakeMix @technicalcakemix.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Some ads have aged horribly due to cultural shifts. Some have taken on new meaning and are now even funnier because of it
"WHAT DO YOU THINK 500MG MEANT, TIMMY?"
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Im gonna clip this just for u guys but I have real tears in my eyes
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Happy St George’s Day 🙏🏼❤️
A tweet by George Michael

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER
APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
INFERNO. 18 TRACKS. 70 MINUTES. 2xLP, CD, DIGITAL. 29 MAY 2026. boardsofcanada.com
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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Joe L @illogicalhell.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Huge soft spot for this song, as it soothed my son a treat when he was a newborn.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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A DIFFERENT CORNER GEORGE MICHAEL
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Joe L @illogicalhell.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
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Ghostbusters Silly Walk GIF
Alt: Ghostbusters Silly Walk GIF
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Mims☃️❄️ SHOP OPEN @mimscosara.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
HAPPY FRANKY DAY ⭐️😎🩲 Shares are appreciated 💖 . . . #franky #waterseven #ennieslobby #tomsan #iceburg #cola #strawhat #onepiece
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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BLUE SAVANNAH ERASURE
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Dave Cook @davecook.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Birth of a legend.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
Alt: the Antonio Banderas reaction meme from Assassins where he's read something pleasing on a laptop and is reclining back in pure smugly overwhelmed enjoyment
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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MOULDY OLD DOUGH LIEUTENANT FUCKING PIGEON
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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MOULDY OLD DOUGH LIEUTENANT FUCKING PIGEON
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