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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Genuinely though guys, don't forget. The ancient demon Dolly was keeping in check will be eating first borns tonight. Summoning Dolly's spirit is the only way to keep it out of your home

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

'Cos I'm still in yub-yub with you On this forest moon

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They're shaking things up in the MCU by killing half the cast and a quarter of the audience

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why don't we just escape society and live in the woods? We can take one book each and memorise it and eventually recite them on request and become the Book People from Fahrenheit 451

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I really, genuinely fucking hate to say this but after the Oxford Union debates and after clapping back at Suella Braverman's ethnonationalist bullshit today, Jacob Rees Mogg might actually be one of the most effective anti-racist voices in the country. Some country, huh?

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Science teacher gave an assembly that was a point by point rehashing of an argument he'd had with his wife about whether you should look two or three times when crossing a road. His argument was that looking three times is too much and indicates you should have more faith in your fellow man.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Americans are such big fans British post-punk and Mark E. Smith they renamed the entire season of autumn. It's time we returned the favour and changed the name of spring to "Hüsker Dü"

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Writing old school ASP.NET with my giant cat sprawled on my lap while listening to the Miss Rachel Subway Takes and starting to think hey maybe things are going to be OK

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don't celebrate International Day of Peace anymore because of that crew who go around slapping people and saying "nuh-uh, International Day of Peace" when you get mad

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Time we started enforcing our new national border around Piddington. Bad enough those bloody Piddingtoners steal from our electricity grid and shit in our sewers. Now they're coming over here, trying to go shopping in Bicester. Send 'em all back.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I hated Ed Sheeran immediately in the first nanosecond I saw him

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm not saying that's an animatronic wearing Mitch McConnell's skin I'm just saying that if it was a robot corpse puppet it would look and move and chill your soul exactly like that

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wheeling Mitch McConnell out has done nothing to stop the rumours that he's dead

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bet you a million pounds AI won't kill us the next ten years

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran figuring out that he could lose every fan who is a decent person and still have most of his fans left and remain extremely rich and famous

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I must have watched that Elizabeth Holmes / Nathan Fielder clip a dozen times now, and every time I'm reminded how Amanda Seyfried totally nailed that voice and that intense stare.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don't know what to make of the OOT remake. I don't hate the art style. I'm glad it's neither realistic nor a cartoon. I can't imagine they'll be able to translate the magical feeling of that weird and wonderful N64 controller becoming an ocarina in your hands.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

An RNLI lifeboat guy here, and as I’ve been saying for many years now: why is it that the public have been subjected to hate campaigns against hated enemies including rescue services, Stonewall, Amnesty International, the left of the Labour Party, the National Trust, the Proms and Match of the Day?

Fr Paul @revpaulwhite • 1h
Let me tell you about the Overton window:
A white, middle-aged, middle-class, clergyman in the Church of England, who volunteers with the Royal National Lifeboat Institution is a radical leftist seeking to bring down Western society.
That is how far it has shifted.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

One reason England does so well is our second generation immigrants outperform their peers which is not true in most OECD countries. We are also very good at integration. And it's v sad that this is never acknowledge in debates on immigration.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm glad Lou Reed had a "perfect day" or whatever but you really shouldn't be feeding animals in the zoo

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Genuinely angry that 10 years ago they decided that all browsers should always convert the unicode icons ▶, ↩, and, ❤ to emojis.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Is being right wing just a refusal to see things from somebody else's perspective?

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The perennial question: Is the Guardian just being credulous and gullible or are they intentionally running interference for the surveillance state? Also, is "our reporting ran into a dead end so we stopped" even a story? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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UK government does not know what datacentres are being used for, FoI request shows

Lack of information raises fears over environmental impact of the AI boom

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Bible, the Torah, the Quran and the Bhagavad Gita all together contain zero (0) references to domestic cats. I think that's kind of sus.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

once you've clocked the uk economy is rent seeking middlemen attempting to insert themselves into existing productive processes, it all starts to make more sense.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The worst thing about Traitors is that I ended up watching it and now I'm really looking forward the the next Celebrity Traitors like a fucking normie. That line up though...

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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

"Damn perfection" - Jack Kirby, 1970

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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

People be criticising the BBC for not screening edgy new comedy but they low-key be dropping content like this:

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Otters bonding with their caretakers Original post

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh for fuck's sake, Tim Curry has died. Awful.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

All films should be promoted this way. The Odyssey: The Rise of St George The Super Mario Movie: The Rise of Sonic the Hedgehog Michael: The Rise of Bruno Mars Project Hail Mary: The Rise of Captain Kirk The Devil Wears Prada 2: The Rise of the Antichrist

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 26/08/2026

it's important to stay busy

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Rest in peace Dolly Parton, you were actually the best.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm putting together a team

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just learned what alpine divorce is and I wish I could undo that

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026

A consistent pitch by the makers of ai wearables is that they solve the problem of getting to know your child. www.businessinsider.com/parents-brea...

Molly, who runs a startup to help parents book activities for kids, is willing to use AI for logistics, like meal planning or sorting through her email to surface the most important messages from their daughter's school. Sean, who works in tech sales, wants to go further. He has his eyes on Omi necklace, an AI wearable that listens in on your day and includes a feature called Parent Whisperer. It records and analyzes interactions between parent and child, logging things like school assignments and supplies to order. The device also picks up on tone, alerting parents when their kid may be unhappy — registering everything from "from toddler tantrums to teenage mood swings," per its ad copy — and offering "expert-backed guidance" on how to respond.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Guardian showing no contrition, no shame in hounding a man to death and publishing racist lies. Just circling the wagons, utterly rejecting accountability, complaining about criticism. UK journalists are cruel, sub-human freaks. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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A rightwing witch-hunt focused on Jason Arday – but so did legitimate journalism | Hugh Muir

Amid the grief and rage at a tragic loss, it’s right to differentiate between those who fought a culture war and others who just sought the truth, says Hugh Muir, executive editor, Opinion

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

In the history of advertising there has never been a more evil advert. They made this to hurt us. They want to tip us over the edge. They want to show us our full capacity for darkness and hate. They're colluding with TV & phone manufacturers to make us smash our screens.

That fucking Betfair ad where they changed the lyrics to a Backstreet Boys song and the guy front and centre is literally the most annoying cunt you've ever seen.

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