Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Was just subjected to a vore-centric pistachio commercial during the RuPaul program and oh boy was that a choice. 000
Reposted by Jonbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/05/2026“All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in the rain…” 13822253
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Jesus CHRIST can someone please explain why every single Hot Dad in existence decided that today was the day to go to Disney? 130
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026My fellow f-slurs, I am attempting to do more stuff to improve my mental health, and one of those things is trying a little guided meditation a few times a weeks. Can anyone recomend a phone app or even like a youtube channel that works well for them? Nothing that requires a subscription! 010
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Went to a live IMHO show last weekend and had so much fun with the boyfriend! I am really happy to see more and more people realizing how funny Alexis and Darby really are. 1190
Reposted by JonMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 08/04/2026#MarioGalaxyMovie #Smokefleet 1241
Reposted by JonRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/03/2026“I’m Slytherin! What are you?” I’m 40. 3045934
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I don't know who this guy in Hormuz is but I really wish the media would STOP centering so many straight men. 😤 012
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Is it just me or does smoked paprika smell/taste exactly like hot dogs (derogatory)? 010
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Was looking at an article comparing the differences between Xenoblade Chronicles X on Switch 1 vs 2 with the new upgrade, then realized every screenshot included had all of the female characters in their underwear/swimwear, and immediately became less interested in the writer's opinion. 010
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Chicken breast I'm cooking looks like the Wu-tang Clan logo 020
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Luv 2 wake up and see every elected official shrugging their shoulders as we illegally invade the country my grandmother immigrated from almsot 70 years ago. I swear I feel like I have brain damage or something, how is this happening???? 010
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Made the mistake of commenting on a "friend's" pro-AI post and am now dealing with idiot chuds responding. 😑 100
Reposted by Jondr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦 9269792147
Reposted by JonMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Sometimes it’s hard to argue with Grok 924553
Reposted by JonVery Important People @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv · 20/11/2025You showed up. So did we. 🌺 Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂 19639108
Reposted by JonAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 07/11/2025begging gay event planners to quit it with the flowery tone poems for the description of the event just tell me if im wearing a jockstrap or what 936115
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025@kvetch.gay I know u are still catching up but I thought you would like to hear the good news: watch.dropout.tv/videos/very-...watch.dropout.tvVery Important People Season 3 TeaserGet ready to embrace change. New season coming soon. 230
Reposted by JonDominic N. Ashen @dominicashen.com · 23/10/2025Distance & Dragons is OUT NOW!!! Nothing can keep Khazak & David separated... But that won't stop an evil necromancer and his army of the undead from trying. Forced apart, they will fight their way back to each other, no matter the distance. Order here: books.dominicashen.com/distanceandd... 22010
Reposted by JonStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 144103102968
Reposted by JonRaven Paine @ravenpaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2025my friend just shared this with me 1936031263
Reposted by JonTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59175784714
Reposted by JonMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 954536679295
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 09/08/2025The way Joanna Lumley says the words "donate" and "donation" on Wednesday >>> 030
Reposted by JonDucky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word. 5453591152
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Donkey Kong is extremely good and I hate being a Big Boy because I would like to spend the rest of the day playing it please. 180
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Moving into a new place today and the Management company has been slow or late with everything and it is taking all my effort not to be a White Woman right now. 110
Reposted by Jonyeah no sure @ryneismean.bsky.social · 07/03/2025wasn't muted and sang "abracadabra gonna kill myself" before leaving a call 4667
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 25/02/2025It feels like I've had non-stop executive dysfunction since the start of the year. 010
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025A few highlights of this year's V-Day date with this sexy man. Love you. ♥️ 160
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025What a blessed day. @timbaltz.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social 3685
Reposted by JonYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 16/01/2025bring back forums when the internet was a proper country, if you wanted to talk to strangers online you had to find the set of strangers that read the same stupid webcomic you do and then create an account on their forum people do not belong all in the same pile like unsorted laundry 24947244
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Was JUST in LA not even a month ago and seeing the pictures of the destruction is heartbreaking. I hope everyone manages to evacuate safely. 000
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I miss when the Options/Share button was called Select. 😔 010
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Had such a great time in LA seeing @cbbworld.bsky.social (and Super Nintendo World) with Zach, but also very happy to be back in my own bed now. 😁 Feat. @scottaukerman.bsky.social, @pftompkins.bsky.social, @brettmorris.bsky.social, & @vicmmic.bsky.social 1433
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Have pictures to post from an amazing day at Super Nintendo World, but I'm too exhausted to go through them. 😩 000
Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Alright, finally got my AD account set up, so if you're someone I follow that posts primarily NSFW content, I'm probably unfollowing you here and following you there. Message me if you want the name! 030
