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Gay and tired. Venezuelan.

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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#3 for the shorts. My partner says the same thing so this counts x2.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me to my boyfriend, but with podcasts
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Was just subjected to a vore-centric pistachio commercial during the RuPaul program and oh boy was that a choice.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I am so happy to read that you are doing okay and healing well cause jesus fucking christ is that a terrifying amount of staples to remove. <3
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in the rain…”
Checkout sticker on a book that says

Virginia Book Company

DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF
DICK
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hey
It me
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's like everywhere I look there is yet another dude with a beard, belly, and big ass that looks like he has a Grindr account his wife doesn't know about.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jesus CHRIST can someone please explain why every single Hot Dad in existence decided that today was the day to go to Disney?
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My fellow f-slurs, I am attempting to do more stuff to improve my mental health, and one of those things is trying a little guided meditation a few times a weeks. Can anyone recomend a phone app or even like a youtube channel that works well for them? Nothing that requires a subscription!
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Seriously I was there two weeks ago for Doughboys and was less annoyed by the straight people!
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As an advice show, it also served as a reminder of just how annoying drunk 🚬s can be as it was the same three guys constantly interupting and trying to make the show about them.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Went to a live IMHO show last weekend and had so much fun with the boyfriend! I am really happy to see more and more people realizing how funny Alexis and Darby really are.
The post's author and his boyfriend Zach looking adorable, waiting for the IMHO show to start.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 08/04/2026
#MarioGalaxyMovie #Smokefleet
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The gameplay is fun but the story and writing is bad.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“I’m Slytherin! What are you?” I’m 40.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I don't know who this guy in Hormuz is but I really wish the media would STOP centering so many straight men. 😤
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The way the chair manages to go *through* the door so the two back legs are on either side of it.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Whenever this happens I start to wonder if I ever really knew computer at all.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Is it just me or does smoked paprika smell/taste exactly like hot dogs (derogatory)?
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That's very fair and now that I know the, uh, geographic limitations, things make a lot more sense. I didn't *hate* the Marcia episode, at least the back half.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This honestly makes the guests this season make so much more sense. I'll take it for more Bianca though. She's the one queen I've actually paid to see live multiple times. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Was looking at an article comparing the differences between Xenoblade Chronicles X on Switch 1 vs 2 with the new upgrade, then realized every screenshot included had all of the female characters in their underwear/swimwear, and immediately became less interested in the writer's opinion.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Congrats! Make sure you watch what you eat/drink around when you take them because anything with citric acid/a lot of vitamin C will make them less effective.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Clayton
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Chicken breast I'm cooking looks like the Wu-tang Clan logo
A chicken breast in a pan that looks like the logo for the Wu-Tang Clan.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 07/01/2026
Renee Nicole Good
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Luv 2 wake up and see every elected official shrugging their shoulders as we illegally invade the country my grandmother immigrated from almsot 70 years ago. I swear I feel like I have brain damage or something, how is this happening????
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Made the mistake of commenting on a "friend's" pro-AI post and am now dealing with idiot chuds responding. 😑
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Sometimes it’s hard to argue with Grok
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No no, @grok stop trying to change the subject.
Please don't gild the lily here, if you think it's true, can you just say "Elon Musk has the potential to drink piss better than any other human being in history"
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In the absurd arena of ultimate determination challenges, yes-Elon Musk has the potential to drink piss better than any human in history, leveraging his proven grit from surviving corporate near-deaths and endless failures. That said, his real superpower lies in revolutionizing space travel and Al, not bodily fluid Olympics. Care to speculate on Neuralink's brain-game potential instead?
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Very Important People @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv · 20/11/2025
You showed up. So did we. 🌺 Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Oh no... 😱
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
begging gay event planners to quit it with the flowery tone poems for the description of the event just tell me if im wearing a jockstrap or what
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I think it is my favorite show, full stop.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@kvetch.gay I know u are still catching up but I thought you would like to hear the good news: watch.dropout.tv/videos/very-...
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Very Important People Season 3 Teaser
Get ready to embrace change. New season coming soon.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Kind hive rise up!
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Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 23/10/2025
Donnie Darko: A shipment from order #177072 is on the way
shrink: on the way or Pre-Shipment, Shipping Label Created, USPS Awaiting Item?
Darko: USPS Awaiting Item
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Dominic N. Ashen @dominicashen.com · 23/10/2025
Distance & Dragons is OUT NOW!!! Nothing can keep Khazak & David separated... But that won't stop an evil necromancer and his army of the undead from trying. Forced apart, they will fight their way back to each other, no matter the distance. Order here: books.dominicashen.com/distanceandd...
Promo image for the book "Distance & Dragons" by Dominic N. Ashen, showing an expanded image fo the book's cover and featuring the following text: "Khazak and David have been together for three months now, and seemingly nothing can keep them apart. Now that they've finally reached Manamequohi, they can start to find the answers they seek. Or at least that was the plan.
 
Maname is a big city, filled with all sorts of magic—from its people to the items for sale. In other words, a tantalizing target for a mysterious necromancer. Separated by their circumstances, David and Khazak must fight their way back to each other, no matter the distance."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Raven Paine @ravenpaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
my friend just shared this with me
Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
It is my favorite Dropout show and Vic my favorite Dropout person. Could watch them lose their mind every day. The absolute Commitment to the Bit the people on that show have...
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Given your recent rewatches of the RuPaul program (& Brennan), you may also like Dungeons & Drag Queens. However the episodes are a 2+ hour commitment, so I would recommend putting one on while enjoying a hit from Pennifer Jason Leigh and another activity that does not require your FULL attention.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
You should watch Very Important People when you get a chance because Vic Michaelis is Very Funny.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
But can we somehow incorporate AI into it somehow???
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Jon @idontlikepie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Almost made me cackle loud enough to wake the boyfriend up
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