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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
girl who gets bottom surgery on 9/11 out of solidarity to commemorate another tower falling.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this sucks. you want "restorative justice" as opposed to punishment, but what has he restored? what has he done? what does a youtuber losing his career for admitting to be a rapist have to do with carceral abolition when he has never and will never see prison time, or even actual consequences?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt was questioning Jack Smith the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The funniest thing about the Schmitt rake stomp is that if it'd been a Dem we'd have a week of think pieces about how Dems lack of hoops literacy was alienating them from real America.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Marc Deschamps @marcdachamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The overarching theme of the Star Wars sequel trilogy is that fascism will come right back in a few years if you don’t completely stamp it out.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm seeing a lot of these images for fortunes weave and I'm glad people are having fun I just can't help but always think of this one every time I see one
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you are seeing this the curse is lifted 

have a good day

with a ?? wombat? no clue on the beach
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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Futurama Saturdays @futuramasaturday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ً @noetuka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This "Fast X leak" is actually a wild animal moving so fast it looks like a Hollywood chase scene, no CGI involved.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl opens a fridge and says “brie, did u buy like 300 buzz balls?”

i look down forlornly and say “oh god, i was just a kid when i bought those”

she says “didnt you go on the drink run 20 minutes ago? plus you dont even like buzz balls”

i reminisce fondly about 20 minutes ago, me crouching in front of a shelf full of buzz balls and saying “gimme blue… all the blue…” i say “i was just doing anything back then man…”
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a sign on a post that says "something good will happen soon", and an orange cat driving a grey car thinking "i sure hope so, thank you though".
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Star Trek Shots @startrekshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn on the set of "Emissary", STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993)
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn in his seat at Quark's (note the lack of replicator and generally unfinished look of the set) during production of "Emissary".

Morn originated as a sketch based on a bulldog which Makeup Supervisor Michael Westmore drew on the back of a shooting script. According to Westmore, the Morn mask underwent several revisions to fit alongside the franchise's aliens before it was approved by the producers: "Several heads were made for Morn to appear in DS9: 'Emissary'... some of the heads they felt were a little too far out, that they weren't quite STAR TREK."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obviously “antiwoke gamers” are the #1 most insufferable demographic in gaming but you know who is #2? “Everything was better back then” nostalgia addicts. They only whine about modern popular games and never engage with anything from a studio smaller than EA/Ubisoft/etc
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
good moment from the scarlet blaze prologue
Bernadetta and Ferdinand next to each other, both saying “edelgard, you arrested my father?!” With Bernie saying it hopeful and excited while Ferdinand is shocked and mortified
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dad walks into the room "are ya winning son?"

There's a pile of fish. Shannon and Brian are looking at it

Dad "is that fucking fish Jenga"
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mr. Hegseth's critics point to an ongoing military defeat in Iran, hiding the number of dead soldiers, running out of missiles, and an alarming pattern of racism and misogyny. Mr. Hegseth's defenders point to successes like not getting blackout drunk in public and not raping any of his colleagues.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is profoundly un-American for President Trump to ban my colleagues from the White House grounds. In protest, I plan to give him a good ribbing about that when we break bread at next year’s White House Correspondents Dinner.
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Blacktop Angel 🪽🖤 @ohhdahlia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She could cleave me in two and there would just be two of me to love her
Wonder Woman art
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'attack a minority who typically vote for us, piss off our own base, & just hope we attract more voters across the aisle than we lose' is a risky galaxy-brain tactic to try when there's 'record high fuel prices' sitting right there. but they know this, of course. they simply don't want progress
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dude ive been trying to find this image forever and i never realized i actually had it downloaded all along
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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