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Ian Michael B.S.

@ianmichaelbs.bsky.social
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b.s. is my name it doesn't stand for blue sky. that's not what the b.s. stands for. 📍 minnesota

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
some say the legend of wide jeff was born that day others say there's always been a wide jeff, and there always will be
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Denial - Digger is going to win all the oscars! Anger - the critics are idiots! Digger doesn't need them to be a hit! Bargaining - Digger is just ahead of its time. Ten years from now, Digger will be universally beloved. Depression - movies are dead Acceptance - inarritu is a hack fraud
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that was an unbelievably spursy performance from the eagles.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
may the fourth be with you
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I went outside at half time to pick up dog shit in the back yard. I am spiritually one with this game.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made it through five whole minutes of game day before screaming "shut the fuck up" at pat mcafee and shutting it off. Premier league can't come back fast enough.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
instead of "tush push" we should call it the "french mistake"
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's so funny when someone pretends they've never heard "meemaw's taters." yeah, right, and i suppose you've never eaten dick-nickle stew either.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we want a tie! we want a tie! we want a tie!
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh my god. that matty cash own goal was the cherry on the sundae. perfect game. no notes.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm hearing Ike Turner has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
4-0 to the Arsenal youth squad. Choke on it, Sheeran.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My lifelong urge to bully ed sheeran into transferring to another school is finally vindicated.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my neutral and unbiased position on the foden/bruno red card is that both players should have been summarily executed on the pitch.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
what a coincidence. they wouldnt have gotten one under college rules either.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
mmm mmm, smells like home cookin'
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think this year spurs will get the monkey off their back and finally be relegated
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
first "waka waka" of the season it's good to be back
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
have to imagine haaland is suffering from a serious case of homesickness. with the world cup this summer, I dont think he got to spend any time back in innsmouth
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the moral of hard knocks is that the biggest trucks are always driven by the smallest babies
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
wake me up when netflix previews sleeping dogs 2
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
djed spence. my word.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
that attack started with a foul in the argentina box. astonishing
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
that second goal was big. fifa aren't going to go through this entire match without giving Messi at least one penalty
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
thank you president trump for applying your midas touch to this usmnt
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
what the hell is going on
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
never count out brave little belgium
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
waka waka 😎
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Infantino is in hell watching his home country get dogwalked
Giannai Infantino scowling next to Canada's prime minister celebrating his country going 4-0 up on Qatar
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
absolutely insane non-penalty there. this guy shouldn't referee another match
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That was downright spursy, san antonio
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The easiest jobs to replace with AI are execs because AI is remarkably good at doing nothing useful and being dumb as hell while pretending to be the most special smartest boy in the room
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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
never change, Ben, never change
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the atlanta hawks have now joined the "30-point club," having scored at least 30 points in a single game
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
sports in the age of hypercorruption are such a bummer
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I am pleased to announce that I am now the sole owner of infowars.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
do you think one of them farted in that capsule
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
one of the things I would love to do at The Masters, if I were ever fortunate enough to go, is to not go.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
if i was trying to humiliate someone into taking their own life, this is exactly the sort of thing i would do
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 23/03/2026
i think the reason people say "dont let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is because they know on a neutral field, the perfect would beat the fucking hell out of the good. the good sucks shit compared to the perfect. thats why im always going for it. the good is my enemy, too. fuck the good!
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Baseball vampire
Kellz Militant comments “Played baseball with a vampire when I was a child in the Bronx NYC .. he had sun glasses Latino looking with fangs.. he was hitting home runs like no tomorrow.. I asked him "you a vampire" and his whole aura changed when I did and he just disappeared after .. I'll never forget this I'm 29 now shit still with me.. everything u said resonated my brother”
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
i'm seeing a lot of people imply that city paid off the ref, and I just think that's beyond the pale. yes, of course, they'd cheat 130 times, but 131? I can't possibly imagine.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
do bodo/glimt have a chant based on "hobo humpin' slobo babe?" because they need one
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I truly believe spurs fans created this reality for themselves when they cheered for their team to lose to city. It's the football equivalent of kinslaying in Westeros. They will be cursed for at least a generation.
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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
we are through the looking glass, here
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