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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

some say the legend of wide jeff was born that day others say there's always been a wide jeff, and there always will be

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

is this another reference to choosin' texas?

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Denial - Digger is going to win all the oscars! Anger - the critics are idiots! Digger doesn't need them to be a hit! Bargaining - Digger is just ahead of its time. Ten years from now, Digger will be universally beloved. Depression - movies are dead Acceptance - inarritu is a hack fraud

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You get so nasty when the birds lose

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

that was an unbelievably spursy performance from the eagles.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

what do you think liberty biberty's body looked like

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

smdh. cardassians broke her ass in under 20 minutes

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the nfl is cyclical. one day they are passing. the next day they are running. it all comes a round

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I went outside at half time to pick up dog shit in the back yard. I am spiritually one with this game.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

he's also one of my favorite disco elysium characters

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I made it through five whole minutes of game day before screaming "shut the fuck up" at pat mcafee and shutting it off. Premier league can't come back fast enough.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I moved into The Torment Nexus last week. My productivity has skyrocketed and I can't stop screaming!

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

instead of "tush push" we should call it the "french mistake"

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's so funny when someone pretends they've never heard "meemaw's taters." yeah, right, and i suppose you've never eaten dick-nickle stew either.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

we were 1 second from glory. Oh, well. Go chiefs.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

we want a tie! we want a tie! we want a tie!

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

matty owns that goal, btw. spurs still haven't scored shit this season.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

oh my god. that matty cash own goal was the cherry on the sundae. perfect game. no notes.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm hearing Ike Turner has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

4-0 to the Arsenal youth squad. Choke on it, Sheeran.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just read his statement, and I want to wedgie him so hard it cuts him half.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wanna give that nasty ginger little freak a swirly and shove him in a locker overnight.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My lifelong urge to bully ed sheeran into transferring to another school is finally vindicated.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

my neutral and unbiased position on the foden/bruno red card is that both players should have been summarily executed on the pitch.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I call that the "don't show any more videos from this channel" face

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

what a coincidence. they wouldnt have gotten one under college rules either.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yup. I love it, and I can't quit it, but, boy, does it have a lot of these moments.

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I have terrible news about the premier league

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

mmm mmm, smells like home cookin'

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

did someone say "shot in vancouver?"

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

only one of those things is an emergency

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Ian Michael B.S. @ianmichaelbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

sentiment among fans currently seems split between "actually Brentford are a champions league side" and "Once our team gets settled we'll magically stop being shit"

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