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Chaboi Ian

@ianbrooks.bsky.social
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2026 and I'm up to my old tricks!

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 08/04/2026
(The threat of global imperialist war, global warming, increasingly concentrated wealth and extreme wealth inequality hanging over my head) time to punch left
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I can't wait to get out of these winter boots and into some fuckin Chucks
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Kevin @ksconw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Another question for any thinkers out there; Why are “we the people” paying $60bn to $100bn+ every year to have a congress who is on vacation 90% of the time, and refuses to do anything “FOR“ we the people??!?!? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Actually I knew this after Sandy Hook. That was officially a Crossing The Rubicon moment
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Customer looked at our menu and saw some sandwiches which were listed as sold out bc we didn't have ingredients for them, and he asks: "what does sold out mean?"
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mike scary™️ 🧟‍♂️ @bizkitpilled.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
sometimes you gotta put on a little tech n9ne and go ape shit, as a treat
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Everyone annoyed me today!
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Jay @pescado70.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's because Harry Potter sucks
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Currently Engaged in Racckiteering @racckiteering.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Hey guys, the numbers aren't doing as well as we want. Let's fire the people that make the numbers go up over time to make the number go up right now."
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bragelbytes.bsky.social @bragelbytes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
They started making only 2.6 million a day instead of 2.7 million. Won’t somebody think of the investors!
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Travis William | AEW Women’s Division Blog @aew.one · 20/03/2026
How I’ll get thru 2026 without Timeless Toni Storm on my TV😭 Get well soon Toni❤️ #AEW 🤼
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Honestly they probably should have cancelled TV after Battlestar Galactica, because it's the only show I can think of in recent memory that actually managed to stick the ending, and this was 20 years ago
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
the stock market believed in NFTs, AI and the metaverse. finance people are the most gullible motherfuckers on the planet
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A lot of "the anti-semitism of the left" talk going around lately and the target seems to be more "the left" than the anti-semitism.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/03/2026
Yeah I’m a dune fan

Okay, then name five characters 

Duncan Idaho

That’s on me, I set the bar too low
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SCREAM, R.D. OLIVAW, SCREAM! @rhidaneelolivaw.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
DUNE: OK Ima Fight Destiny DUNE 2: damn DUNE 3: Destiny Got Hands
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Andy Masley @andymasley.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Dune
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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yeah I'm ready for the new dune. dune me sire's bidding around the keep.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Dune 1: Go White Boy, Go Dune 2: Oh Dune 3: Oh White Boy, No
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Can't believe we're lucky enough to live at the same time as the Dune films
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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 17/03/2026
My life as a writer is mainly just finding endless hacks that trick my brain into writing. Seriously, that damn thing throws up so many obstacles.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/03/2026
Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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When he looks directly in your eyes and says
"open your mouth"
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m not interested in what Harry Potter is like. Every theme park visit, every branded gummy drop candy, every branded plastic magic wand Eventually funds the very literal political campaign to murder my friends
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 14/03/2026
Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March?
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The very concept of not latching the door here made my skin crawl
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The concept of war crimes is pretty silly. War is a crime.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
where’s my money 😔
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Was getting hammered with "what/ why is that" by coworker's very young kids, and it got to what video games I like to play and I said Fallout and they asked what's that, and let me tell you how tricky it is to explain what Fallout is to a small child. Next they asked me about Metal Gear Solid
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
A frame showing the current blockage of the Strait of Hormuz with a curved red dotted line and Bugs Bunny sawing the ground above it. and the second frame shows a canal where the dotted line was and the ship on the other side of the land mass.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
can this be a solution?
strait of hormuz map featuring the big ass eagles from lord of the rings
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Vote for me, my policy will be “no, we don’t just murder people nor do we participate in genocide”
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I quit reading comic books around the time of the DC Flashpoint reboot bc I was getting annoyed with so many reboots, but I'm hearing what sounds like good things about the Absolute line? Should I get back into comics??
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meraWRESTLING @merawrestling.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Mike Bailey with a Super Poisonrana to Kyle Fletcher. #AEWDynamite
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
oh boy when I find out how anything works at all there's a long list of people who will be In Trouble
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Pale Phosphorescence is what they call me
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Why do foreign currencies get beautiful ornate designs and the US gets illuminati Gameboy colors
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Another tough day for team “there’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Daniel Avery w/ yunè pinku - "New Life (Midnight Version)" #music
danielavery.bandcamp.com
New Life w/ yunè pinku (Midnight Version), by Daniel Avery
from the album Tremor (Midnight Versions)
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
there is nothing more toxic, more deadly than sitting down to read a new book and discovering it is written in the first person. excuse me but "i" didn't do shit, stop projecting onto me.
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Imagine Jesus name of my mid90s soft pop-rock band
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Imagine Jesus - the guy who flipped over the tables of the money lenders - is like, you need to accumulate as much real estate as possible so you can get a fake valuation which will be used to buy up more property, that's the Christianity this country and our political parties run on
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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Propertarians ruining this world, swear to fucking God
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i have a knife bitch
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
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