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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 11h
okay so is anyone else seeing those homemade meat tiktoks like every day cause all i can think about is that's some eddie munson nonsense right there. and i keep thinking about steve and robin being kind of curiously obsessed with the homemade meat videos. and i do think steve turned to robin one
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i still think about how the duffers had the opportunity to fade vecna's clock chimes into for whom the bell tolls and have big ol' kas eddie standing there but instead they fucked it and gave us nothing.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the face of a man who just said "perfect! i love them!" to his eyebrow tech but is actually about to go cry in his car.
joseph quinn on set of beatles film, sort of wincing at the camera... cause well the eyebrows... they ain't great.
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bigboydingus.bsky.social @bigboydingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Munson staring #Steddie #gif
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i think eddie starts to make a lot more sense once wayne is comfortable enough around steve to let his guard down. those mugs? not a single dollar was parted from in pursuit of that collection. got a call to pick up a mr munson from the police station? 50/50 if eddie got busted dealing again or
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
do not. i repeat do not. listen to coat of many colors and think about steve giving dustin eddie's blood stained denim vest.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i think, just one time, while dealing at a harrington rager eddie decided to exact his revenge on king steve by pouring bleach into steve's conditioner bottle. this however severely backfired on eddie because steve came into school the next monday with the most perfect sunkissed locks and
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
how eddie wakes up every september 1st with the knowledge he can now wear his leather jacket without sweating into a puddle.
static.klipy.com
Dracula Rises
ALT: Dracula Rises
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
steve and eddie being able to make each other cum with just a look and robin calling it their freakuency.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
alls im saying is the solution is a simple one. the folks screaming about taking fics/the site down are simultaneously complaining about the site being too hard to navigate. so,
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i really think wayne munson got no qualms about nothing. like he will kick the door open when the only three inch minimum between eddie and steve is what steve can't get down his throat and say "can y'all keep it quiet! tryna watch my stories!"
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
im beginning to think the folks constantly screaming and pissing about how problematic ao3 fics are have severely misunderstood the "minor character xyz" tag. and also maybe perhaps the difference between / and &.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
being obsessed with garfield, especially as a child, means that eddie has perfected lasagna. not as in he found a really good recipe, it's eddie's own recipe however the fact that he makes a damn good lasagna has been largely irrelevant for most of his life until he started dating steve
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
steve: it's just a mushroom eddie, eat it! eddie: absolutely not. steve: so you'll eat my ass like a man starved every night but you won't try one, one ☝️, teeny tiny little mushroom? wayne:
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
sometimes i think about eddie strolling into scoops ahoy on a random tuesday, immediately clocking steve harrington in his slutty lil sailor uniform and just short circuiting and asking for a "split on my banana" instead of a banana split then just running the fuck outta there.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
honestly one of the most underrated wayne munson moments is when the gummerment lady shows up and wayne gives her the bitchiest size up when he opens the door. like he saw that power pant suit and was about to give it the ol' "united we bargain. divided we beg." 1-2 jab jab.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
eddie was really excited when steve started reading the lord of the rings until one night he casually turned to him and said "you know which character reminds me of you? tom bombadil" eddie might have sorta gone into a fugue state for 3-5 business days cause tom bombadil? tom. fucking. bombadil.
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resande @resande.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#steddie lovedrug.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this is how i think it went the first time steve bought weed from eddie. steve: you're not just selling me oregano or some shit are you munson? eddie: you really think i'd ruin my rep for having the finest weed in the southfarthing just to get one over king steve? get your head out your ass.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
during the summer of '72 there was a mass outbreak of faintings and almost drownings at hawkins public pool that had since become urban legend. some blamed cuts in funding. others said it was the quarry contaminating the water supply or a leak of an airborne chemical weapon from hawkins lab
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
okay bear with me a second, what if the munsons have a tradition of giving their children the middle name "munson" with an additional son for each generation so eddie's full government name is edward "munsonsonsonsonsonsonsonson" munson & steve only finds this out after giving birth to their child.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
oh my god you cannot tell me this ain't eddie hanging with the little lost sheepies after hellfire you just can't
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
steve cause eddie really isn't picking up on all of his hints, suggestions and outright flirting.
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resande @resande.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#eddiemunson
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
wayne munson's trailer really is the unofficial rainbow house of hawkins and you just know he refers to each every person that seeks sanctuary under his roof as "my kids".
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i know steddie's ideal date is to take edibles and walk around an art gallery. they tried it once with shrooms but steve had to curl up in the corner cause he felt like he was gonna throw up and eddie spent 40 minutes staring at a blank wall. they were asked not to come back.
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count fagula 🔞 @venomshusband.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
📢 eddie munson whimpers if steve breaks the kiss too soon for eddie’s liking 📢
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@dadfishing.bsky.social i need you to know that for 24 days gay, this flashes in my mind and i bluescreen/dial up internet sound for a few seconds approximately every hour of every day. i might need to pwp fic this for the sake of my health. 🫪
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
wayne munson the kind of father in law/boyfriend's dad that would see a pair of pink fuzzy socks and think "oh i bet steve would like these" and then get all shy and awkward acting like it's no big deal when he gives them to him.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i do think eddie had a serious moment of reconsideration when he discovered the harringtons were a ceiling light family. just sitting at the fancy dinner table, glaring and seething at his boyfriend like "it is so damn bright in here i can see your organs through your papery ass waspy skin."
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
wayne munson knits tiny sweaters for rescue hens in his free time. sometimes he even knits in little phrases like "good egg" and "cool chick"
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i bet rockstar eddie felt real smug posting these photos to hard launch his boyfriend. (also he was grinning at steve calling it a hard-on launch cause hehe nice 😏)
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
gareth's answering machine message is absolutely "im too busy listening to megadeth to answer the phone. don't call back..... ✨wAtCh HiM bEcOmE a gOoOood✨" and it successfully ragebaits eddie every single time.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
big time corroded coffin having a merch line for the most dedicated fans and it's just a series of mugs with "wayne's warriors" in like a very coffee shop/diner style design.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
steve and eddie dancing in the kitchen and singing "heb bab be deeb ba heb be dab bo" and robin just doesn't have the heart to tell them that's not the actual lyrics to cotton eyed joe.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i really do not appreciate half man coming along to fuck my shit up on a random wednesday. cause like im clawing at the walls for the next episode and daydreaming the plot points to make it steddie.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i hate to be the one to say it but eddie is most definitely a jello slurper. he's not coming at it with a spoon or any sort of decorum. he's just slurping it straight down the goozle.
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russ 🦇 @hiir0.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Corroded Coffin’s #1 fan 🖤 #steddie
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i'd like to put forth a new tag for "slow burn" cause like i need to know if it's ten+ chapters of tomfoolery before they actually meet or if it's straight to knee grazes, prolonged eye contact, accidental hand holding and interrupted almost kisses and i think this tag should be "literary edging"
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riah 🌙 @kaleidomoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
"so like what are your hobbies??"
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
y'all remember the vine of the guy running into the house saying "momma they chasing me!" and the mom is all panicked but also ready to fight god like "who? who chasing you?" and when the guy says "the bugs!" she looks like she's about to slap him into next week? cause yeah, that's wayne and eddie.
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caz! @cazmonaut.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
yippee #steddie
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
steve frothing at the mouth feral at eddie using a pink banana clip to pull his hair up cause apparently hair ties give him a headache.
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resande @resande.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Wiskey, cigarettes & other things that burn. One of my soul crushing favourite fics. I'll draw more for it. Link down below. #steddie #eddiemunson #steveharrington
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
y'all out here doing the lords work inundating the timeline with steddie art, threads and inspo. i haven't seen one iota of that dogshit cash cow animated series. wayne would be so proud of you 😌
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
eddie's pet names for steve include but are not limited to, sweetheart. baby. stevie. stevia. phteven. stove. stouffers. steve stevestoufferson. piss flap.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
eddie in horny jail because steve breathed.
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
rockstar eddie munson having an intricate tattoo of a flower on his arm and fans start getting the tattoo as well. he has to smile and play it cool when fans show him their matching tattoos because what they don't know is the center of that flower is actually an impression of steve's booty hole.
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count fagula 🔞 @venomshusband.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
the warmer seasons are for eddie to objectify steve in his tiny little shorts while the colder months are for steve to objectify eddie in his grey sweatpants
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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
this is eddie tripped out of his ass wearing his jim jams trying to seduce steve and convince him to come to bed... they're not dating.
picture of a hasbro glo worm that is basically eddie munson
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