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Madeley

@madeley.bsky.social
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Nid doddynt, nid ydynt, nid ŷnt barawt. He/him/fe.

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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 2h
I would rather repeatedly kneecap myself with a nailgun.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 9h
I've had opinions on art and music that have made people question my taste, other people have had opinions that I've been very mean about myself, such is the experience of being human, but with people hawking AI I finally have objective proof that some people have dogshit aesthetics.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 9h
Hanging's too good for AI shills.
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jimmy is human except when he is with the mods & then they're all Muppets. Sting is a Muppet until he's shown working as a bellboy & then Jimmy sees him as a mere human. On his solitary trip back to Brighton at the end, Jimmy flips back & forth between human & Muppet. This thing writes itself!
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's going to want to watch out for Spiderman
Headline from Guardian live coverage of Andy Burnham's speech: "Burnham turns to electricity"
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the opposite of the increasingly excited wrestling man meme
Headline which reads "Kelly Macdonald Exits Dept. Q Ahead of Season 2, James Corden Will Take On Role Of New Forensic Psychologist"
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking good, Wales.
A glorious sunset in the Rhymney Valley.
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Dr Sophie Michell @sophiemhistory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found a woman who killed a man by clatting him over the head with a turnip after he called her a mucky bitch The day is redeemed
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHAT A FUCKING RECORD INDEED
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Cenobite 2: there are conditions of the nerve endings the like of which your imagination, however fevered- Frank: I have shingles and trigeminal neuralgia Cenobites 1 and 2, suddenly impressed and aroused: oooh that is so fucking sexy Frank, picking up on it: I also have IBS
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frank: print witch @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
your yearly reminder that #Mabon is a Welsh word plucked out of Y Mabinogi by an American Wiccan in the 1970s for some bullshit reason (maybe bc Welsh sounds all Elvish to non-speakers), it has fuck-all to do with the autumn equinox, & the Welsh witches I know refuse to use it #witchsky
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Bethan M Jenkins @gwenynen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh doctor! My doctor!
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WARHAMMER: TARTES
Warhammer's Instagram account posts a picture advertising their new cartoon, but because Instagram have put some icon on that obscure the first "As" it looks like the show's called Tartes.
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Lanterns: I love how the Guardians recruitment method for their intergalactic police force is the equivalent of hiding in a bin wearing a clown mask, jumping out at random passers by, and giving a gun to the first person to punch you instead of scream.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Croeso i Gymru, fuckers.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Context on Mieville as abuser here.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Endless ads like this popping up everywhere, the publishers obviously having decided that it's long enough since Mieville was accused of abuse that we're all going to let it slide.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got a targeted ad for the latest China Mieville novel, a man who disappeared from the publishing world for a decade following credible accusations of abuse. These guys always feel they can slink back when the heat dies down. Left a comment on the advert, let's see if Picador leave it up.
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tiny streeeetch
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
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Comic Book Yeti @comicbookyeti.com · 21/09/2026
Just gonna leave this here for…reasons.
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Batman without flash/ Batman with flash
The newly released, shadowy photo of Robert Pattinson as Batman in Batman 2.Batman carrying the Flash in The Brave and the Bold #67 (1966)
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trouble at the charity gala
Bruce Wayne in a tuxedo glances over his shoulder as he dashes away Bruce pulls his bowtie out like a parachute ripcord  Bruce's tuxedo pops like a balloon, revealing the complete Batman costume underneath, cowl and all
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some more Batman for you.
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Human beings do some awful things but any species that can create something as great as Batman can't be all bad.
Cornelius Stirk shitting himself because Batman is breaking free from the bed frame he's tied to.Some martians shitting themselves because Batman has discovered their weakness and is about to give them a hiding.Amanda Waller shitting herself because Batman is on her security camera.A lion shitting himself because Batman has him in a head lock.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God I love Batman
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today has been about centering my wellbeing and holding space for myself* *Sitting on my favourite chair and mindlessly playing Hearthstone for four hours
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will never ever ever tire of this
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NEW CAT! NEW TYPE OF CAT! NEW CAT!!!
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I enjoyed this one a lot.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HE SHOULD HAVE DIED IN THAT FUUUUUUUUCKING PLANE CRASH
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is a great thread, go read it, and I'd also add here at this bit that as @jamesotron.bsky.social saw when I was giving him the tour on the weekend, even Caerffili's got a great big Glyndwr mural in town now, something that would have been unthinkable twenty, maybe even ten years ago.
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Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can confirm this is exactly what politics is like back home.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is an absolutely fascinating read.
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Bethan M Jenkins @gwenynen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pidyn-ton, ydw i'n iawn bawb? 🤭
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Wee Moo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kowbayashi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm staying up until the Wheeltappers and Shunters release a statement to clarify their position, probably.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran, a man who surrounded himself by Irish musicians yet did not realise where their sympathies were likely to lie when it came to Palestinians, once again reminds us of how pig fucking ignorant Brits are when it comes to our own history.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Said it before, I'll say it again, the Viz Comic is one of the few, perhaps the only, truly great thing the English have ever created.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I spend a day preoccupied with other stuff and the Senedd goes completely mental.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Glantaf are going to be fucking unbearable
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mk VI "Corvus" Space Marine helmet
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Fix Your Heart or Die. @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Nitro Nine Milkshake @adamclegg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So I think someone may have fiddled around with the TV in the Travelodge I stayed in last night.
A TV screen with the Travelodge logo and beneath it the words it’s not shit it’s “affordable”.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 12/09/2026
being a cat must be like a neverending Twilight Zone episode where you’re the last man on earth who’s heard of dinner
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Stuart Webb @inflatabledalek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RDJ takes off the Doom armour to reveal Tony Stark but dressed like this.
The opening page of Iron Man issue 219, showing a stupidly ripped Tony Stark running down a beach with a ridiculously ripped body, tiny 80s tshirt with "Forbes 500" on it. Two women are admiring his pecs.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've quoted this line enough in my life that, through the looks on people faces, I've discovered a surprising amount of folk haven't seen Predator.
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