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mob boss: *sneering* take care of him
me: sure thing, boss *brings him home, raises him as my own, cries as he leaves for college*
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![Fierce Pigeon Interview
I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).
What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreifdyrvpqth7zxpoobfdexc2t63cwecz6a333pbkvsrgtn4hku2fgq)
![[digital art of an alarm clock]
I'm Your Alarm Clock and I Hate You
Time to wake up, lazy ass. Get the FUCK out of bed. GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING FUCKER!!!! DON'T YOU DARE HIT THAT SNOOZE BUTTON!!! I'm not playing around this time!
I'm sick and tired of you. Don't you hear me????
What the HELL is wrong with you??? I'm FUCKING BEEPING. GET OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreic4vzocwx6ukjqksyskafso23ckaaq6bm5pw2htfkpb7al5erd2uy)
