Reposted by Sweet BeezusArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 177123712649
Reposted by Sweet BeezusU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/09/2026Not a single tip-over prevention kit at Cap'n Clark's Ottoman Empire. Very disappointing. 32127
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican" 81138186
Reposted by Sweet Beezusdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this looks like bilbo seeing the ring again lol 51102999
Reposted by Sweet BeezusDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.” 121906218
Reposted by Sweet BeezusU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 853612919
Reposted by Sweet Beezusgwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts. 62424418
Reposted by Sweet BeezusJIll Kent @jillkent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've only ever seen that vacant eyed smile on pageant kids and people taking hallucinogens. McConnell is probably a mix of column A and column B. 191
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing 532921268
Reposted by Sweet BeezusPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That was me, it was March of 2020, and it’s only gotten more accurate in the last six years 252225491
Reposted by Sweet Beezushammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So turns out the reason carriers are running on stale cheese puffs and expired rice is Iran beat the shit out of the only us navy supply base in the middle east and they have no other options closer than diego garcia Sun tzu wrote a whole ass book on this shit 614431
Reposted by Sweet BeezusRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 94142973818
Reposted by Sweet BeezusBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The extent to which I would notice it at all would be me being less irritated when I Google something 25117090
Reposted by Sweet Beezuscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/08/2026it's extremely fucked to personally target a single trans person for an extremely mild critique of your behavior and then turn your "apology" into a self-indulgent brag about what a good ally you are, actually 321895299
Reposted by Sweet Beezusrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 30/07/2026ken jennings looking through the hills department at costco for 4 fuckign hours before settling on the dumbest one he could find to die on 21329
Reposted by Sweet Beezuscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026we have issued an arrest warrant for Diarrhea 291441131
Reposted by Sweet BeezusJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/07/2026Live your life so that your Nazi tattoo is not the least problematic thing about you Also don't get a fucking Nazi tattoo 221917214
Reposted by Sweet BeezusCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689492265
Reposted by Sweet BeezusJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/06/2026Not true, you can't put Mike & Ike's into a bowl of M&Ms and really fuck with someone's day 3261332
Reposted by Sweet BeezusBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ok, but hear me out... 1036248
Reposted by Sweet BeezusShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/05/2026feed a man a fish, you feed him for a day but feed a fish a man and you'll feed them for generations. Do the long term greater good. Throw everyone to sharks. 1659677
Reposted by Sweet BeezusKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER 524352265533
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter. 2895696356
Reposted by Sweet BeezusTreasonous Algae @cheshious.bsky.social · 10/05/2026For me, it's the guys pretending that it's about attracting women. If you're going to talk about your kink in a public forum, it seems silly/foolish to pretend it isn't a kink. "I like group sex because it's better exercise" or "getting flogged makes my skin more supple." Just own it. 131
Reposted by Sweet BeezusBAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 06/05/2026these 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 things they neither lift nor peel. I can't remember the last time I didn't give up and stab the damn thing to get it open without dealing with this bullshit 872979603
Reposted by Sweet BeezusChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 04/05/2026A little bit of bolognese in my life, A little bit of pesto on the side, A little puttanesca here I am, A little bit of this goes in the pan. 14547486
Reposted by Sweet BeezusHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this: 9573051609
Reposted by Sweet BeezusBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, hibiscus, blanket flowers, and cucumber 426132
Reposted by Sweet BeezusKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 29/04/2026Although this reminds me of the very first time my mom came to a con and saw me on a panel, and @scalzi.com nobly volunteered to be my stunt profanity. “Whenever you want to say “fuck!” just poke me and I’ll say it instead.” MOM: Hon, I have been married three times and two of them were sailors. 872318
Reposted by Sweet BeezusKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026He's worse than Roger Taney now. He's the worst Chief Justice in history, I'd say. 13067281456
Reposted by Sweet BeezusKeith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 23/04/2026can we impeach someone for crimes against math 791758254
Reposted by Sweet Beezuswesley b @wesburt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it 164102472337
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMother Jones @motherjones.com · 14/04/2026Roan demonstrated more moral courage than many powerful people in her decision to leave a talent agency after reports revealed the exec’s ties to Ghislaine Maxwell. Yet she received far more social backlash over a non-event than praise after taking a material risk for the sake of her principles.motherjones.comThe Chappell Roan harassment campaign is plain old misogynyThe artist faces online backlash not for any wrongdoing but because she's a woman. 10435119
Reposted by Sweet BeezusErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 13/04/2026This will only mean anything if the Dems find a fucking spine and shitcan Schumer from his leadership role. I’ll cheer if we take the senate. And I’ll also groan because I have ZERO FUCKING FAITH that the Dems taking the senate will do anything more the waffle and say “now is not the time” 20632121
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 13/04/2026me: trying to fall asleep my brain: ...what if he's already just three viziers in a trenchcoat 017211
Reposted by Sweet BeezusBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 282822329
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect. 886275446167
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMicah @rincewind.run · 09/04/2026some people may argue that The Beekeeper not high art but it contains a scene in which a scammer tries to bribe Jason Statham with NFTs and is immediately tied to a truck and driven off the bridge so who’s to say it is not the greatest cinematic accomplishment of our times 341785255
Reposted by Sweet BeezusArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon 253162033473
Reposted by Sweet BeezusRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026alex trebek in famous paintings: thread 17744141
Reposted by Sweet BeezusBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Happy Easter to all, including the losers, the haters and the fuckin' crazy bastards 316710
Reposted by Sweet BeezusRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 04/04/2026I’m so happy someone leaked the video LMFAO 37870231
Reposted by Sweet BeezusJess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Rick Astley did the anti-milkshake duck. Started as a joke, earned our respect through good humor and humility, keeps earning our respect through those & his musical covers, did the house dad thing to raise his daughter, and is headed into graceful elderdom. Hats off to him. 16980223
Reposted by Sweet Beezusfurnace (haunt) 🏚️❤️🔥🕷️🕸️🦹🦇 @furnace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Yossarian gonna be PISSED 071
Reposted by Sweet BeezusTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Someone sent me this. 196119112957
Reposted by Sweet BeezusTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 31/03/2026the brobrahamic faiths: broseph (jewish), brohammed (muslim), and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk steve (christian) 2218911
Reposted by Sweet BeezusMolly White @molly.wiki · 30/03/2026"he has no point to make" would be harsh from a literary critic but andy weir says it about his own writing 722015269
