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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 40m
The most indebted corporations in America right now are, at their core, computer virus companies. They think the computer viruses are their girlfriends, so they think this absolves them of guilt. Let's find out!
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Anthropic warns AI models could soon copy themselves across home devices
Anthropic's latest research adds to the growing safety concerns around AI from the ability for models to carry out cyberattacks to the technology going rogue.
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K. Vale Nagle @kvalenagle.bsky.social · 1h
I felt like a poltergeist animating a corpse, and I wanted to inhabit a living body I loved that was my very own.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 1h
It is generally good life advice that if you ever hear some "everyone knows" third party gossip about a trans creator or public figure, your 1st instinct should be to disbelieve it, your 2nd instinct should be NOT to pass it on, and 3rd to check VERY THOROUGHLY who's saying it and where it came from
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bs @bendotben.bsky.social · 52m
You Can See Everything is rated R for some graphic nudity and people are hoping it's Holmes but it's just gonna be Nathan Fielder alone in his room reflecting on every previous scene butt naked.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 40m
go read and play your games, Autumn. Maybe even get yourself a bowl of soup to keep you warm too
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2h
Ken Starr, 1998:
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 4h
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Delia Ramirez is bringing a bill to eliminate DHS a day after the raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home.
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Don’t Stop at ICE, Says Progressive Dem: Abolish the Department of Homeland Security
The bill to eliminate the Department of Homeland Security comes a day after the HSI raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 5h
Reminder: Joe Biden could have pulled Musks government contracts at any time but decided to let him get richer and richer and spend hundreds of millions of dollars telling people immigrants were going to eat their pets while his AI cooked up CSAM
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 2h
cloud winning a chocobo race
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 1h
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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Nicole Haase @nicolehaase.bsky.social · 1h
Not only by *choice* but Americans pay for the privilege
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 1h
I am glad that you were at least able to get this little bit of relief before tomorrow
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 2h
That semi-conspiracy-theory about oligarchs banding together to make owning your own PC hardware a thing of the past is looking truer and truer all the time
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 2h
When you forget to bring kugel to grandma’s Rosh Hashanah dinner
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 2h
I have accepted that it will likely not be so within my lifetime, but also that I still need to do the work because that's the only way younger generations of us will have the chance to know justice.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2h
guy who spent the 2000s on a political crusade against Napster has thoughts on political agendas
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is quite literally what happened to one of my grandparents in 1933. You know, in case we still have folks in the “it’s not fascism if it doesn’t meet these very specific, arbitrary characteristics based on my own refusal to accept responsibility to oppose it” crowd.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 4h
Seeing things like "Chinese youth unemployment is 18.9%"is why I feel more than a little insane when young people talk about how much better China is than the US
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Tess,, biddy blazer @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 12h
gone too soon 🕯️ he was a disability activist, having lived with a cerabral palsy diagnosis since age three
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Ian Petrie @icpetrie.bsky.social · 6h
Belatedly
Screenshot from 30 ROCK:

Tracy yells "Dot Com -- do you ever read books by women?"Dot Com holds up MIDDLEMARCH, saying "But George Eliot was a woman"
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 6h
Was watching Buffy’s Anya backstory episode. Friend asked why I sighed. “She’s not of a sufficiently high social class to have domesticated rabbits that far north in Europe in that century, but the writers couldn’t know, the paper was only presented at a conference yesterday.” Accuracy is fleeting.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 12h
One of the reasons for this is that the rhetorical figure of the trans child is never transfeminine. The trans girl is not a figure in the conservative lexicon because the transfeminine is a grotesquerie positioned always as a sexual threat to "real girls", and thus always adultified.
It is the latest development in a story ignited by a comment made by Indiana Fever player Sophie Cunningham, who said she wanted to protect young girls "who shouldn't have to go against biological men" in sport.
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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 19h
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13h
I'm glad he wrote this down! It could be incredibly ironic some day
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 15h
In the single biggest breach of professionalism I’ve ever had, I stoped taking notes and all-but-shouted “MY BOY MERCUTIO LITERALLY GOT KNIFED IN GANG VIOLENCE SO TWO TEENS COULD HAVE SEX WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?” my boss ‘bout fell out of her chair laughing none of the three M4L had read R&J
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 15h
The legislator I work for and I once met with Moms for Liberty in good faith to listen to them and consider their view point They spent the entire hour talking about the “fifth with sex & gang violence kids read these days” and asked “why don’t they read the classics like Romeo and Juliet anymore?”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16h
Talarico oppo drop: Podcaster breathlessly livestreams himself searching Grindr metadata for the name "Jaims [sic]" Paxton oppo drop: Tagged in Instagram post captioned "The Kinahan cartel throws the BEST orgies #iykyk"
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 19h
True about clits even with cis women, but imagine thinking that you need to tell women thi--WAIT IT'S THAT WEIRD SON-BLOOD-STEALING EGG GUY DUDE YOU JUST HAVE GENDER DYSPHORIA, PLEASE BE NORMAL ABOUT IT
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17h
it turns out that “optimize for engagement” and “optimize for societal best outcomes” are opposing goals and if you look at the entire history of the tech industry you can see which of those two wins out
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 22h
Alessandra Fumagalli housing spaghetti
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 12/10/2026
The Dem internals that keep getting released keep trying to paint that likely will be not that competitive as neck to neck and Republican ones keep saying “the independent candidate from South Dakota is in the MoE I am so scared”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23h
It is actually sane to spend unlimited money to possess outsized influence on the democratic process if you have limitless funds. What is insane is… just letting it be okay for a guy to do that and not simply consuming that guy for the good of the species like the noble army ant would.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think they’re gonna fuck with the elections guys
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think that if millennials/gen Z work together we can drive HOAs to the breaking point
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My HOA once charged me $75 because my trash can was visible from the street for approximately six minutes. So now I use the anonymous form on their website to report myself for having grass that's too long. Sandra has to walk all the way over with a ruler and measure it once a week. It's important to stay involved in your community.

A lady with a ruler walking away from a yard
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What a lede ☠️ www.washingtonsun.com/sports/washi...
As soon as the clock hit zero, Dan Quinn ripped the headset off his backwards-ballcapped head and spiked it to the turf, in much the same way a well-prepared quarterback of a well-coached team might be expected to do with the football, when his team is out of timeouts and well within range of a game-winning field goal in the final, ticking seconds of a critical NFL game.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You absolutely have a knack for titles
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Absolutely not
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 12/10/2026
everything reported in this story indicates that the raid was the entire point and they do not expect this to hold up to any kind of scrutiny at all
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HBD BMD 💚
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
congrats, Stella!💚
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 12/10/2026
Really should run a ton of ads saying Elon musk is buying the country and he’s horrific because they’re using all the data they stole from the government to create new valuable line items for companies
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 12/10/2026
trans women are held accountable for the crimes of men more than men are held accountable for the crimes of men
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Third Summers Brother @hugetinymistake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Memories
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Getting married to save your business is a ludicrous setup for a romance novel. And yet… buy.bookfunnel.com/75qwmuvjov
A book cover showing the inside of an inn
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i was mostly joking about how they look Exactly The Same, but it would not in the least surprise me
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, the villain of one of the matrix sequels is pro-AI? Wow, I can't believe this thing I am definitely just hearing for the first time...
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh no, delicious treats...
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ah you got me this time 100🎯 93🏆 98🔥 98🔥 91👑 Final score: 956
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