iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025

PSA

crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Scoop — I've ID'd the two men sitting behind Sen. Eric Schmitt during his botched attack on Jack Smith this morning. Ethan Harper (left) is Chief Counsel to Schmitt, and Andrew Ceonzo (right) is Counsel to Schmitt and the Senate Judiciary Committee.

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EKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · 15/01/2026

damn, life so long fuck it, i wanna go to jail

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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.

A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love playing videogames right up till the scales fall from my eyes and I realise the roguelike I’m playing is gambling dopamine disguised as strategy mixed with light execution barrier and then I start trying to press the scales back on. Yeah usually when I press on the scales they just say FAT

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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/07/2025

Garfield digivolutions (11/2021)

Drawing of Garfield with three arrows pointing to three different Garfield digivolutions, a little bomb thing with arms and legs,a lion, and a winged dragon with a gun head.

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Commercials UPN 9, New Jersey, WWOR 1999 10 31 : 1679s

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”

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$20 Real Sword (OSHA CERTIFIED) @hugeproblem.help · 27/09/2026

Is there ANY chance blue shirt is Andrew Cuomo

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026

Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Same energy

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this is why we got suspended btw

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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Listen here, I don't give a good goddamn who is under that mask, you're never inheriting the Inugami Pharmaceutical Empire and that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026

The actors playing pedophiles in PRIMETIME being credited with just the screennames is so fucking funny

Caveh Zahedi
Wow_U_Like_Pot
David Fierro
Raysfan22
Ed Malone
Nextbestfriend_14
David Pridemore
Georgepitansky_9008
Charles Schneider
Cool_guy5
Jonathan Francis
Canifuckyouanally
A.J. Leitell
luv2Bnude
Christian Vazquez
Xbeachdude
Berwick Lagarde
Jeremys_talented_tongue

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

guess god frowns upon genocide apologists

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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026

Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lol

Israel ישראל

@Israel
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel like people need to be reminded of the classics.

lehon @lehOn• 8/10/12
Being an ironic peace of shit. Now thats paper.
Getting faved by a Net Girl *in slowed down voice* Now thats paper

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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026

Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.

poorly photoshopped face of Elizabeth Holmes (from the trailer of You Can See Everything when she says “why would I deceived you”) over Trusty Patches character model from Dark Souls 1

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fallout New Vegas is really a story about how anything is possible as long as you have a dream and are also willing to take a pile of drugs

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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OSCAR WINNING HEIST MOVIE ABOUT FLORIDA MAN SNEAKING INTO CANADA AND STEALING ALL THE KRAFT MAC & CHEESE SODA SO IT CAN BE DISTRIBUTED TO PEOPLE WHO WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE IT (FLORIDIANS).

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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/09/2026

did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries.

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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21/09/2026

Swan Boy (webcomic, 2026)

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Rubeki Games 🛩️The Hollowing Demo Live!🛩️ @rubeki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

✈️Just announced in the PC Gaming Show✈️ The Hollowing is an atmospheric first-person horror flight sim Your job is to maintain communications towers at various airports and outposts in the Megastructure FREE DEMO OUT NOW!! link below 👇

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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud

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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Justin Pot @justinpot.com · 10/09/2026

pro tip: tell your boss the AI said you’ll be more efficient at home and see which one of their irrational beliefs wins out

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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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$20 Real Sword (OSHA CERTIFIED) @hugeproblem.help · 19/09/2026

JF as a lifelong resident of New York, I'd like to formally extend to you the title of Honorary New Yorker.

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Jacob Budz @xptolevel3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I think about this tweet every time I read an Israeli name

Tweet from @ettingermentum

Anti-semite: Israelis have names like Money
Goldberg
Me, knows politics and history: Israelis have names like Dorm Room

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Guess the Twitch ad campaign went TOO well

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

they’re calling this new drug white donda. our source on the inside says the cartel has an old version of faceapp with the race filters, and they’re using it to put kanye’s mom on these pills—or at least a version of her that could have been. we’ve got two hours before the bombers reach new york

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