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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#teaching #middleschool
Superintendent Lachmers wants to wish you a Happy Teacher Appreciation Week by inviting you to a mandatory pot-luck luncheon Saturday morning in the gymnasium. Please sign up for a dish and a duty.

Thank you teachers!
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Please stop changing the arrow directing guests to the orgy den. It has made things very awkward in the keno room.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/06/2026
One month ago today. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
May 20, 2026 – The World Health Organization projected that the ongoing Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Uganda involved nearly six hundred suspected cases and 139 suspected deaths, warning that the numbers were likely to rise. Public health experts and aid workers said the response had been hampered by the Trump administration’s dismantling of USAID and cuts at the CDC, which had previously supported disease surveillance and emergency response across the region. American officials learned of the outbreak nine days after the WHO and nearly a month after the first known death.
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'd like you all to f**k off, says dad when asked what he wants for Father's day buff.ly/3Kv6amh
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
During Den Time today, students should complete the lesson from county Curriculum Specialist Dr. Pat, “Using Mindset Mastery To Hack Your Vibe Check”.

 Please ensure that each student logs on, occasionally wiggles their finger on the touchpad, and earns 80% or better on the quiz. 

(Remember, Big Cats Don’t Eat Apples)
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If a student does not show up to your lunch detention, please refer those students to Dr. Dawson (who will assign them to a future lunch detention with you).
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#teaching #middleschool
We need you all to make your voices heard at tonight’s school board meeting!

School Board Meeting Agenda:
7:00 – 7:10: Pledge of Allegiance
7:11 – 7:20: Star Spangled Banner
7:21 – 7:30: God Bless America
7:31 – 7:45: Incomprehensible faux-legalese gibberish
7:46 – 8:00: Public input: What else can we name after a Bush?


For next meeting: carbon monoxide leak at HHMS
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That makes sense.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
During today’s bus evacuation drill, 
please remember the following:

Don’t touch the students.
Make sure that even the most unathletic students, with a loaded backpack, safely make that 8-foot jump onto the macadam .
But, ffs, don’t touch them.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Congratulations to our library assistant, Mrs. Willow, on her retirement. She will, however, continue to insist that nobody touches the laminator but her.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Before giving a student pass to see the counselor, please remind them that Ms. Sparrow is currently out of Jolly Ranchers.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Empathy is our collective superpower ...
Parent Shoutout!

If you mistakenly received a negative lunch balance notification, we have contacted the vendor to resolve the issue. 
In the meantime, we have allowed your child to sit with the other kids again.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Parent Shoutout!

The 7th Grade field trip to the science museum is next Tuesday. If your 7th grader is not attending the trip, they’ll have a science day here at HHMS learning about asbestos mitigation with our custodian, Mr. Bookman.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
At the 6th vs 8th Grade basketball game this afternoon, please model and encourage good sportsmanship among our Little Huckers. 

(Do not allow the 6th graders to begin the ‘zits and pimples’ chant again.)
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"The river was much busier in the early days. One time, a nearby slaughterhouse accidentally dumped 500 hog carcasses into the water and they formed a sickening dam. Christ, the smell. But to answer your question, I first met Wayne Newton in 1978." - Charles River, founder, River Side Casino
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Polite reminder that the convenient parking out front is only for visitors, law enforcement, Dr. Washington, Dr. Dawson, and Brentley*

* He’s the 8th grader with the neck beard
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
That's how you turn a childhood taunt into a term of endearment
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Parent Shoutout!
Let’s all welcome our new school board chair! Mr. Butch Block, author of “Seatbelts and Sunscreen are for Sissies”, is excited to bring his wealth of knowledge gained from 43 years as a cement salesman and local baseball umpire.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It never fails.
You can quickly cure a hangover by taping an egg to your forehead.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Staff Announcement:

Just a polite reminder that Superintendent Lachmers is coming to visit HHMS tomorrow. If you are a good teacher, please feel free to welcome Dr. Lachmers into your classroom.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
That sounds rough.
some people with
hemorrhoids exhibit unusually
aggressive behavior, which
is a condition known
as
hemorrhoid rage.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Staff Announcement:
If you are planning you take your class outside, please notify Dr. Washington so, later in the year, she can have some snarky reply ready when you complain about not having enough time.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Parent Shoutout!

As per the directive from new School Board Chair Mr. Block, the Department of Restorative Practices will now be the Department of Detentions.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Staff Announcements:

In preparation for summer cleaning, please move all heavy bookcases and desks into the hallway without sliding them along the floor.
Due to budget cuts, the custodians will only be able to clean a few, select rooms this summer. We don’t yet know which ones.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@septaphilly.bsky.social Hey, we are waiting at thorndale. Is the train coming?
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Prices may be up nationwide but we have not raised the price on a $10 bet in years
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 12/05/2026
Alma Montague, 28, didn’t ask to be born, but has now had to endure multiple tuneless choruses of Happy Birthday from family, friends and, worst of all, colleagues.
thedailytism.com
Autistic woman punished for having birthday by people singing at her
An autistic woman has reportedly faced dire consequences for having been born on this day 28 years ago by being sentenced to a full day of people singing badly straight into her face.  Alma Montague,…
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That's so wholesome.
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
List of ALL 100 U.S. Senators DC Contact Information: Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124 Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744 Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665 Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004 Arizona Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235 Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521 1/17
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That's so interesting.
White blood cells will
not attack tapeworms
because they find the
parasites to be an
improvement to human
physiology.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
7th Grade Teachers:

During Den Time today, please ask 7th grade students to complete the student identification forms.  
(Remind them that they are only permitted to change their preferred name once every two weeks, and it cannot be any of their last six preferred names.)
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 09/05/2026
Canadians wonder how close to Mother’s Day you can ask Mom for money
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Canadians wonder how close to Mother’s Day you can ask Mom for money
OTTAWA — With spring comes Mother’s Day, and with Mother’s Day comes planning. Where to take her for brunch? What kind of flowers to give her? And most importantly, how close to the big day is it okay...
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Parent Shoutout!
We apologize for the delay, but we can now confirm that one of our Huckers did, in fact, have whooping cough. Privacy laws prevent us from revealing the student’s name … (but just ask your student if they had a class with ‘Wheezy’ – they’ll know.)
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Abs 'indicate that you are a moron' buff.ly/prjt0f0
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/05/2026
WWII Veteran On Field Not Planned theonion.com/wwii-veteran-standing-…
WWII Veteran On Field Not Planned
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Bored Teachers @boredteachers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hmm… 🤔 the research speaks for itself.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
No good, long, pointless story should ever go unfinished
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I knew it ...
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Staff Announcement:
At the 6th Grade vs 8th Grade basketball game this afternoon, please encourage and model good sportsmanship among our Huckers. (Do not, for example, allow the 8th graders to begin the ‘there’s no Santa’ chant again.)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/05/2026
Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy theonion.com/embarrassed-david-atte…
Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Parent Shoutout!
As a result of the unfortunate events from last year, the talent show will no longer be BYOB. We respectfully request that all pre-show tailgating be confined to the designated area behind the portables.
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Banning brown bins: How Reform councils will use their limited powers to be racist buff.ly/GsFCayi
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Stop having sex with rats: Hantavirus advice that could save your life buff.ly/AnNOsAu
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Staff Announcement:

Today’s Grade Level Meetings will conclude at 3:30pm. After 3:25, anyone who asks a question will be assigned to the school recertification committee.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Parent Shoutout!

As a reminder, all student assignments and grades are always available for viewing online at any time. Regardless, a paper report card, reflecting grades as of two weeks ago, with ChatGPT-generated teacher comments will be coming home this Friday.
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Staff Announcement:

Academic teams will be rotated again next year. If there is anyone with whom you cannot work, please let Dr. Washington know so she can hold it against you in your exit meeting when you claim that you’ve always been a team player.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The left’s almost jocular response to Rudy Giuliani's illness stands in marked contrast to the somber tone adopted by Republicans in the wake of the death of Rob Reiner.
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Your guide to doing a drunk supermarket shop buff.ly/zoxodtk
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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Parent Shoutout!
Our high-stakes end of the year tests will be given next week.  If your student is a strong test-taker, please make sure that they get proper rest and a good breakfast.  If not, it’s always best to play it safe with any sniffles or sneezes.
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