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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

32 outlets have been added to the APE Daily starter pack. No further onboarding will be provided. You may share this. The algorithm will decide if you meant it.

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Justice Met With Nobody, Nobody Comments ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/06/30/j... "Nobody was contacted by APE Daily for comment. Nobody got back to us almost immediately." BONUS: Data confirms nobody reads past the headline. Full article in comments, should nobody wish to read it.

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/27/p... “We are closer than we have ever been to the conditions necessary for a conversation about the parameters of a potential framework.”

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

#Freedom250 #UFC #Couldn'tHeHaveJustGottenUsABouncyCastleLikeANormalPerson

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐕𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐬 ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/22/p... “For years, historians argued over what various figures intended,” said senior curator Malik D’Souza. 'Now we simply ask: what does it feel like they intended?'"

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

#Freedom250 #UFC #Couldn'tHeHaveJustGottenUsABouncyCastleLikeANormalPerson

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

@huckleberryhillms.bsky.social has added APE Daily to a starter pack. Thank you to the students, faculty, and whichever exhausted social media coordinator clicked “add to starter pack” while trying to finish attendance reports.

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗣𝗔 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗨𝗙𝗢 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱 The object, flagged by an automated detection system as displaying “non-standard positional persistence,” prompted the activation of a dedicated monitoring task force, two classified briefings to senior DoD officials... ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/05/08/d... #DARPA

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Huckleberry Hill Middle School @huckleberryhillms.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Staff Announcement:

Academic teams will be rotated again next year. If there is anyone with whom you cannot work, please let Dr. Washington know so she can hold it against you in your exit meeting when you claim that you’ve always been a team player.

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

𝐖𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐲 ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/22/w... “It’s not asking to be treated like a person… It’s asking to be treated like a capital asset that has realized it is generating capital.” #Business #WorkersRights #AI #AIOverlords #Skynet

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DiscantX @discantx.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

This is my personal account. My other account is for my satirical site APE Daily (@apedaily.bsky.social). I will be using this one to follow and post about topics I personally am interested in, freeing me of writing in the APE Daily "voice." I'll try keep the reposts from there to a minimum.

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Authorized Perspectives has directed APE Daily to increase social media engagement. In compliance, we are participating in #FollowFriday #FF. Recipients are advised to share. Compliance is voluntary but tracked.

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦: 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘭 𝘛𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘰 𝘪𝘴, 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯. @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦. @theonion.com #TheOnion #GlobalTetrahedron #GlobalDodecahedron #InfoWars #AlexJones #Satire

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This account has been labeled "Shark (Laser)" by @oracle.posters.rip. We can neither confirm nor deny the laser component at this time. The shark designation is under review. #Classified #SharkLaser

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗕𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 FULL ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/30/v... A Florida legislative aid clarified that the maps had been ready since the district was created. #VotingRightsAct #VRA #SCOTUS #Alito #Gerrymandering #Satire

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗔𝗰𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆, 𝗥𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗜𝘁 𝗮𝘀 “𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁” Under the new framework, intrusive thoughts, racing heartbeat, and anticipatory dread will be logged as high-value interaction signals. Link: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/21/b... #Anxiety #Engagement #AttentionEconomy #Satire

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

‪ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐞𝐫 Gold Mind subscriber Melissa Grant said she could now "follow an argument through to completion and respond to it directly." Link: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/21/t... #Paywalls #SubscriptionFatigue #MediaCritique #OpenAccess #Satire

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APE Daily — Authorized Perspectives @apedaily.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘼𝙋𝙀 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮, 𝗮 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨. Our tone is neutral. Our premises are not. If you have encountered a situation that appears to be functioning normally while producing outcomes that are not, we may already be covering it. 𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴. #satire #news #media

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