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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 12h
Gen Z teen confused by strong male character buff.ly/EQU24Tk
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 14h
Child-free couple announce they're expecting another hobby buff.ly/rPva7Ks
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 15h
As an avowed enemy of the BBC, it is my duty to spoil Celebrity Traitors buff.ly/wWnaSt7
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 15h
Woman whose work emails full of exclamation marks as dreadful as you'd expect buff.ly/XtnsnSL
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 16h
Guardian confused by man who doesn't want to go to Oxbridge buff.ly/0srHVyO
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 17h
Nobel prize winners begin ordeal of trying to explain their work to morons buff.ly/WnYCj9I
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 19h
Italian, Turkish, French: The six most overrated global cuisines, ranked buff.ly/mzMGfQ9
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 20h
Woman offers boyfriend illusion of choice buff.ly/If8N9BY
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 22h
Hey ChatGPT, I’ve just done a shit, should I wipe my arse? buff.ly/PSS5hEP
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 23h
How to make the difficult choice between the Tories, Reform and Restore: A guide for bastards buff.ly/1qe4X1e
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Six reasons why you're so much hotter than the girls in porn, by a boyfriend who's been caught watching porn buff.ly/IV1jiV3
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mum enjoys holiday in supermarket car park buff.ly/K3YlyuZ
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Badenoch can promise whatever she f**king likes buff.ly/o67OSd0
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Teen thinks wildly popular band from 20 years ago is underground and alternative buff.ly/C9KwFTx
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Boss sure handing out manky leftover sandwiches will really boost morale buff.ly/ciqsm17
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone already hates mature student buff.ly/UupqdkP
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hackers threaten to tell M&S about your dirty ASOS habit buff.ly/09liC6E
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Harry Kane greatest England player who hasn’t won anything since Rooney buff.ly/hUCPnEj
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on buff.ly/ycrJHrs
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We are like so going to riot like French kids in fifth period maths, by a 13-year-old buff.ly/Rqjo7e8
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Channel 5 unveils documentary about middle-class arseholes buff.ly/fACsgHp
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Tennant, and other men women still haven't gotten over buff.ly/LahsvvJ
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Six great ways to trigger grammar pedants buff.ly/RGlfezH
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean an actual iron dome, clarifies Badenoch buff.ly/w9Eg7uo
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How to guiltily explain to your millennial friends that your parents are buying you a house buff.ly/vkIaXpl
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
City trader who works 18 hours a day thinks he's 'a winner' buff.ly/aJBmMJD
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One-third of threesome not pulling her weight buff.ly/5eZYQEp
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One-third of threesome not pulling her weight buff.ly/5eZYQEp
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One-third of threesome not pulling her weight buff.ly/5eZYQEp
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The obituary of Jeffrey Archer, written by Jeffrey Archer buff.ly/IIr00tr
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pub boasts city’s widest selection of identical IPAs buff.ly/7aI6q54
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry buff.ly/yFy0P5E
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rotting leaves, Christmas ads, face-height spiders’ webs: Six reasons autumn is shite buff.ly/2Twh9j5
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘Sexy’ baths never, ever sexy buff.ly/aNVYshW
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‘Sexy’ baths never, ever sexy
GETTING into a tub of tepid water with another human being always results in  disappointment, a couple have confirmed.
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seven downsides to shagging Tom Cruise buff.ly/lxl6S0J
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Seven downsides to shagging Tom Cruise
TOM Cruise has yet another new film out, and unaccountably is still single. So should you shag Hollywood’s most questionable bachelor?
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Overnight oats, and five other foods for awful people buff.ly/8OiVbOD
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Overnight oats, and five other foods for awful people
CONSIDER yourself too good for normal meals because you read the recipes in The Guardian? Then you’ll love these needlessly complicated versions of basic food.
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Middle-aged Britain entering awkward leather jacket season buff.ly/jhUHvkk
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Middle-aged Britain entering awkward leather jacket season
MIDDLE-AGED Britain is officially entering the season where it awkwardly wears leather jackets, it has been confirmed.
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RAF Fairford withdrawal leaves pensioners unable to trade sex for stockings buff.ly/8ps0lLR
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Long-term sickness: is it as fun as the media make it sound? buff.ly/zCYj8fs
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Long-term sickness: is it as fun as the media make it sound?
MORE than 2.8 million Britons are living it up by being too ill to work, instead revelling in long, lazy days untroubled by responsibility. But is there a downside?
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This country has gone to the dogs, by a man who couldn’t hack it in Britain buff.ly/4K6xJOD
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We were dangerously close to being electable, Green Party explains buff.ly/8fHFGS8
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How to get Olivia Colman’s middle-aged pissed-off done-with-this-f**king-catwalk look buff.ly/pLhHb5C
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘Are you a dog person?’ asks dog owner, staring her dog-loving eyes into your shrivelled soul buff.ly/iCVyjsV
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nelson Mandala riding an elephant through Manhattan, and other stuff mums aren’t sure is AI buff.ly/VcyMwWg
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hollywood stars you wouldn't shag because of their shit films buff.ly/vuQ6jKq
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woman attempts to shag autumn buff.ly/skdhabV
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What to do when your daughter brings home a bad boy buff.ly/9AKHWAS
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Six reasons why you might as well say 'f**k it' buff.ly/8KP7M6O
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Owning a Breville sandwich maker: Things Generation Z will never know the joy of buff.ly/jUCVbrE
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Middle class man unsure if he was mocked by group of working class men buff.ly/xYWTP0c
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