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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch: Shane Gillis drops a live F-bomb on SNL
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Of course Shane Gillis drops an fbomb on SNL.
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Claire Hummel 🔜 Lightbox Expo @shoomlah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hands down one of my favourite subcategories of posts
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saw babylon. not good.
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-Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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easy website
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^^^ me when I'm trying to calm down my horse named "Website"hubbert

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Medieval herbalists when their supplies are
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the silly . & . @mysillycomics . 6h
GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE ?!
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tarzan's last thought as he plummets
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jean @jeanmr . 3h
i miss vine

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fantastic thread
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 18/07/2025
Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies. For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
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Getting off US tech: a guide
I’m in the process of dropping US tech services. Here’s how I did it, and options you should consider.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Starfield is not a good game.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i don't think it was chiefly or just the inconvenience, but that they couldn't buy their way out of the safety measures and restrictions everyone else faced (they actually could, but not everyone and not every restriction)
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
H(eh!) world, Let's unplug America. unplug.todmaffin.com Love, 🇨🇦
unplug.todmaffin.com
Unplug America | Notion
Canadian tech alternatives to bring your data back across the border. by Tod and Jocelyn Maffin • see their projects • support their work
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@jeffgerstmann.com is Diddy Kong Racing the greatest racing game of all time?
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not really understanding the end goals for the USA trade + foreign relations strategy. You already had a winning hand. Why would you throw it all away?
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Billie Rae Busby @brbusby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 50 — Solved in 1:03 with 1 mistake. fourcorners.smol.quest
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Four Corners — Daily Word Puzzle
Four Corners is a daily category-sorting puzzle. Twelve words, four categories around the board — and four corner words that belong to two at once.
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 22/08/2026
Also - please join me if you will in flooding Bluesky with Canadian culture. Music, art, film, TV. Let’s show the vibrancy of this place I’m proud to call home.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
why did farmers call it 'fertiliser' when spreadsheet was right there
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Museums pro tip: Want to know if there's a bat flying around your galleries? Simply listen to all the visitors saying "there is a bat flying around the galleries."
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rosie O'Donnell is incredible.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hasn't drone warfare completely invalidated the whole "Golden Dome" thing?
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theo @tboyblues.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i feel like i’m going insane because my province is on fire again and every gov is dismantling climate policies and increasing fossil fuel use/development in the name of “affordability”. what is affordability when everything burns around you and you lose everything? there has to be a better way
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So when he steals the midterms, what is the plan?
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
America is essentially captured by corporate interests.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
ALT: Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 07/07/2026
Getting your ass beat after the president of the country steps in to manipulate the rules in your favor is historic L.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 07/07/2026
Last time the US had this much trouble breaking through a defense it was the Straight of Hormuz.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Let's go Belgium!!!!
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July and 250th Birthday, USA! May the virtues of freedom, justice, and liberty for all be a guiding light.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What a show, what a time to be alive.
He then got to the big story of the night: Exclusive footage of Alex Jones exploding in his SUV after eating too many Whataburgers. He took calls, including one from Tim from Toledo, who viewers quickly figured out was comedian Tim Robinson. Tim from Toledo insisted that Jones had been dead before the supposed explosion — that he’s a character, like James Bond or Bozo the Clown, who is periodically replaced. Heidecker kept in character as he derided Tim from Toledo’s theory, with the caller eventually spouting back, “I will not be told this, that I’m full of shit. I reject that!”
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As a Canadian, I want Americans to win. I want Trump to lose. I want the fascist takeover to fail.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“learn to read darth” they said “you will see amazing things” they said
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy Canada Day!
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cats are incredible.
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I just can’t even
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Welcome to Canada, World Cup fans 🇨🇦
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Separate But Equal Docket strikes again.
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