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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Super petty criticism of the opening monologue on my side but dude, you're hosting SNL. Why are you wearing a filthy shirt? Have some class.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ended as expected with a little apology and quick cutaway. Sounds like people are going into meetings instead of parties.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, good and dumb. Not looking super strong.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Incredible. That's one to watch. All timer performance. What a song and what a singer. Ok. End strong. Let's go.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alright, pretty good coming out of the update. Nice concept and just good dumb humour. Song 2 is up next I think?
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Solid update!
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CTV feed cut out a bit there, missed Colin's joke on Trump.
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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch: Shane Gillis drops a live F-bomb on SNL
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ugh, yeah, lots of creep jokes. Interesting. Shane's got some physical comedy in the sneakers sketch. This musical performance is insane Wooaaoaoaaw
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm stoked to read the @pajiba.com take on this episode. I've enjoyed it so far, not too bad.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Of course Shane Gillis drops an fbomb on SNL.
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Claire Hummel 🔜 Lightbox Expo @shoomlah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hands down one of my favourite subcategories of posts
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saw babylon. not good.
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30. dec. 2022
-Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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easy website
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^^^ me when I'm trying to calm down my horse named "Website"hubbert

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Medieval herbalists when their supplies are
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the silly . & . @mysillycomics . 6h
GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE ?!
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tarzan's last thought as he plummets
to the jungle floor

jean @jeanmr . 3h
i miss vine

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fantastic thread
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 18/07/2025
Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies. For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
disconnect.blog
Getting off US tech: a guide
I’m in the process of dropping US tech services. Here’s how I did it, and options you should consider.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah whatever. Go for it.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Starfield is not a good game.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trust me, I'm going somewhere with this.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i don't think it was chiefly or just the inconvenience, but that they couldn't buy their way out of the safety measures and restrictions everyone else faced (they actually could, but not everyone and not every restriction)
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's all good until everyone becomes ants. Horrifying.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
H(eh!) world, Let's unplug America. unplug.todmaffin.com Love, 🇨🇦
unplug.todmaffin.com
Unplug America | Notion
Canadian tech alternatives to bring your data back across the border. by Tod and Jocelyn Maffin • see their projects • support their work
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah, well, have some courage. Stand on your feet. This is not the time to be fearful.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@jeffgerstmann.com is Diddy Kong Racing the greatest racing game of all time?
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An exterminator had to come in to kill off the nest in our walls. Little bastards were tough.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Now all you're doing is forcing other countries to work around you. A speedrun to collapse. Incredible.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not really understanding the end goals for the USA trade + foreign relations strategy. You already had a winning hand. Why would you throw it all away?
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Billie Rae Busby @brbusby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 50 — Solved in 1:03 with 1 mistake. fourcorners.smol.quest
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Four Corners — Daily Word Puzzle
Four Corners is a daily category-sorting puzzle. Twelve words, four categories around the board — and four corner words that belong to two at once.
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 22/08/2026
Also - please join me if you will in flooding Bluesky with Canadian culture. Music, art, film, TV. Let’s show the vibrancy of this place I’m proud to call home.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The wonderful art of @brbusby.bsky.social! 🇨🇦
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
why did farmers call it 'fertiliser' when spreadsheet was right there
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Museums pro tip: Want to know if there's a bat flying around your galleries? Simply listen to all the visitors saying "there is a bat flying around the galleries."
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She's been correct the entire time.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rosie O'Donnell is incredible.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hasn't drone warfare completely invalidated the whole "Golden Dome" thing?
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theo @tboyblues.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i feel like i’m going insane because my province is on fire again and every gov is dismantling climate policies and increasing fossil fuel use/development in the name of “affordability”. what is affordability when everything burns around you and you lose everything? there has to be a better way
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It'll be a bunch of weak willed nonsense and that's about it. Nobody's camping out in the middle of Washington.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So when he steals the midterms, what is the plan?
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
America is essentially captured by corporate interests.
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Craig @hoppy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
ALT: Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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