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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

To save time I’m just assuming all law enforcement commits bestiality

Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I understand it is tough to remember all the Trump failures, but please remember his threats against Kharg Island. Not uniquely awful, I just want to call him Khargamel and picture him being outwitted by Surfs

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Need to pause and check Trump’s T so I know how seriously to take his whining

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The US is apparently going to have a dollar coin with a felon on it, so I’m going to have to call it a feloonie because I like Canadians

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

They have to move the dead Senators quickly so Bobby Jr. doesn't try to eat them.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You know there aren’t a lot of people i would wish dead, but I’ll make an exception for Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell and- *checks list* Oh my that’s a lot of people

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Is that state fair thing still happening? I wanted to wait until the crowds had thinned

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I kind of hope Mitch recovers his health just long enough to find out how little anyone cares about him

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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Graham Platner, after a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell, has decided to suspend his campaign.

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

People often say you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead. So let me say Mitch did great harm to America and if there is a hell he seems a shoo-in

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

And the algea, big strong algea with tears in its eyes thanked me for its new home.

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

One of the most revolting things said by a member of the Trump administration, and yes, I am aware of all that includes

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Looks like a Penis got dressed up fancy to be reunited at the airport with their foreskin.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/06/2026

Musk fomenting violent race riots in Northern Ireland should have everyone to the left of Reagan fleeing the platform he owns and directly controls but they've already excused so much more, they've abdicated their capacity for moral indignation and disgust

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Wait, how much for trying to hang Mike Pence? Has the deadline passed already?

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Supreme Court Holds, 6-3, That Black People Voting Violates Rights Of White Voters

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

“Everyone is worried about declining reading scores but now people are complaining about literacy tests to vote?” Some Supreme Court justice in 2028, probably

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Pulled a muscle in my back last week. Thought I had recovered enough that u could go jogging. Ran 3 miles and feel much better today, forcing me to consider the possibility that exercise might be good for my health?

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Rudy Giuliani has arrived at the Met Gala. He is dragging an IV drip behind him and oozing from at least one hole. He appears disoriented

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

the comments in this video killed me dead, rip me 💀

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It seems absurd to speculate on whether a shooting was staged when we can just look to see if people placed large bets on polymarket an hour before it happened

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Why didn’t the mentalist see it coming?

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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 31/03/2026

“If BlueSky is going to succeed…” Succeed in what, exactly? I’m here to be a silly guy and occasionally fly into a rage and so far it’s pretty successful in letting me do both of those things

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

just got back from sushi and some asshole at the next table kept trying to order a cheeseburger

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Tell me opportunity costs. “US bombs Tehran rather than fund cancer research.” “Ship ordered to Gulf in lieu of Meals on Wheels.”

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Are you a president? Need to convince the world you know what you’re doing? Ask about getting involved in a land war in Asia. It’s a classic

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Briefly excited when a friend messaged about meeting up tomorrow for beard games before the corrected the spelling. I was ready to dive into the exciting world of beard games

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

It would solve so many problems if we stopped Stephen Miller. Like just tell him gay women of color are outside enjoying wealth & freedoms & when he goes to get em, trap his ass in a cable snare

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

My school sometimes has businesspeople or government officials visit to talk to students, and increasingly I feel those groups shouldn’t be allowed near children

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Today I was trying to avoid all the details on trafficked minors, and during lunch time my room had a bunch of middle school girls drawing and coloring frogs for some reason, then they started playing hide and go seek. In case you don’t know what early teen girls should be like

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

the thing about fallout s2 is that I don't really remember s1 all that well so it's kind of a random collection of admittedly well-staged and designed scenes with some characters whose relevance to one another I vaguely understand

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 29/12/2025

mtg is the poster child for people you do not have to hand it to under any circumstances

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/11/2025

and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Elections were so bad for Trump South Korea might take his crown back

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/11/2025

Bad night for sexual assaulters all around

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 01/11/2025

Married her yesterday.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

This is how. Every Dem, please, this is how. EVERYONE in the media, please!!

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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

@samtlevin.bsky.social did a really lovely profile and interview with Miss Major in June of 2023: "Her doormats say “Welcome bitches”, “Fuck off”, “Come back with a warrant” and “Home, where the ho & me come together”." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023...

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‘Get off our backs and let us live’: Miss Major is still fighting for trans rights after 50 years of resistance

The survivor of the Stonewall riots and mother to countless trans women has built a refuge for her community in the south: ‘I make joy here’

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Hofeizai @hofeizai.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

There is a doofus who posted an AI image reminiscent of Apocalypse Now about how Chicago was going to experience war who has been out of his mind that someone got shot, and now we're all supposed to embrace the Great Replacement Theory or something. Beyond pathetic

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Senator Padilla was no angel

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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

oh no what does this mean for big balls

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Josie Duffy Rice @jduffyrice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

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