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Damned Goblin

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Gross little monster hiding under the bed. I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post. No AI. Period. End of sentence. bit.ly/HappyPCBG

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 12h
Day 8: Breathless I knew his face, but there was nothing left behind those eyes but pain. The chest split wide, bursting with fungus was beyond horror, it didn't look real. It couldn't be real. But it was real; and it was trying to make me one of them. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Day 7: Mother's Breath The man in the alley said it will fix you. You won't feel alone anymore. He wasn't lying. You won't ever feel alone because you won't ever be alone. She is in you now. You feel her tearing at your chest. She wants out. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day 6: False Angel There is a reason that an Angel's greeting is "Be not afraid." The body was chiseled, the skin polished marble, the wings majestic. I couldn't tell you why I so wanted to run. I couldn't point at one thing. It was just... uncanny. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 5: Tauglios The Chaosweed can be found in many otherwise inhospitable areas of the Widening Gyre. It clings to bare rock, it hangs from the corners of broken ruins, and it waits. For you. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Day 4: Brurauri You won't see them coming. Your dogs will not warn you. You won't know how much danger you are in until it is too late. It's only when you come with the culling knife that you will see that you are the one being culled. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day 3: Rothian People sometimes mistake the Rothians as fey or primal, deserving of respect and a right to their own viewpoint. They are wrong. Nature did not make them, Baphomet did. They don't want to save the forest, they want to give it to him. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 2: Tchitichi They move in packs, like flightless birds full of rage. Their heavy beaks allow no expression, locked in a permanent grin; but those eyes are not expressionless. All too human the hatred behind those eyes. The smile makes it worse. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Day 1: Avrilice You have encountered this before. Vrock, it is least among the true demons. But something is wrong. Several things, really. Why is it so BIG? And why is it wearing robes? And where is its head? No, there's a head. Too many heads. #dnd #ttrpg #100days www.fiverr.com/s/61YadZL
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, 100 day challenge starts in three hours. 100 days, 100 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴. So here goes... the Bestiarum Chaotica! a codex of demonic knowledge. Beefy demons? Sure! Twisted magic items? Ya you betcha! Unpredictable spells? Oh yeah! a blurb each day to keep me honest! LET'S GO! #dnd #ttrpg #100day
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Callie @isdagany.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dat bitch ded. Hope he in da fridge, he gonna start to smell.
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How to admit election cheating, and not one word about it is in the media.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I Remember, Hope you do….
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I feel like @iwriteok.bsky.social covering Uday Hussein's football manager career specifically is a fun hyperfocus, much like when the show talked about Hitler, but just about Hitler's struggles with rampant and toxic flatulence. This is my jam :D
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It would be real funny if the richest man in the world couldn't access his money because he was in jail for election tampering. Do you know how long it takes to spend a trillion dollars when you only have access to the prison commisary? Let's find out.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You ever find yourself standing at an intersection you don't remember being there, staring at two roads you don't recognize and wondering how you get back to something familiar? Ginny's got you. Watch the video. It's instructional. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeNf...
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Let's make a D&D folk horror campaign
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
AOC: *stares intently* Bondi: *stares back* AOC: *squints, continuing to stare* Bondi: *blinks stupidly* AOC: *nose starts to bleed* Bondi: *stares even more stupidly* AOC: *clenches fists* Bondi: *head starts to swell like a balloon* Chairman: That is your time miss Cortez AOC: Damn, almost had her
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Okay so you got some numbers, but they ain't talking to you? Throw them at me, I will find the character hiding in there. They just need a little coaxing sometimes...
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I figured out AI. All of the collected knowledge of mankind with no understanding of truth. It's Azathoth. Blind, dancing, idiot God consuming existence without comprehension. But it can draw boobies. Just not fingers.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Here's a thought. When oil companies report profits after hiking gas prices, tax that shit at 150%. You cash in on our ass, you get fucked right back.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If anybody needs a character background written before game night, I got you. Go ahead, hit me up. I ain't busy. bit.ly/4e6ABS8
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Trump #5 A little bit of bribery, every night A little bit of crypto, hide it right Genocide and war crimes cus I'm white Looting like a pirate, out of sight Raping me some children cus I can Pardoning the pedos, that's my plan Shredding up the ballots, im a fan Army full of Nazis, I'm their man
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Frank could see the future.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm bored. Want me to write you something? Throw something at me, I will make it interesting for you. www.fiverr.com/s/gD7BDrL #dnd
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Buy this. Read this. Show it to your friends and then yank it away and say "Buy your own copy. It's worth it." Killjoy is a joy to read and her humor kills.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If anybody needs a character background written before game night, I got you. Go ahead, hit me up. I ain't busy. bit.ly/4e6ABS8
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hey, it's friday. You want a character background? Throw me a bone! You could have a cool background by this time Saturday! Come on, you know you wanna :D www.fiverr.com/s/NNx5YQN #dnd #character #writing
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Do you like the Math Rocks games? Do you have some numbers that aren't telling you who they are yet? Do you have a blank page and just want someone to give you something crazy to run with? Wanna just see what a weird little goblin can do? Throw it my way! www.fiverr.com/s/vv0BG9r
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Alexander Hamilton: Hey guys maybe we should put a Praetorian Guard into the Constitution. James Madison: The guys that murdered the crazy emperors when they got too crazy for crazytown? Why would we want that? Alexander Hamilton: I don't know, I have a hunch.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hey Nerd! You like Nerd stuff? You like the dungeons and the dragons? Me too. You want some help with that? www.fiverr.com/s/xXBGGBB
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Grymoria ($173/$300) @grymoria.blacksky.app · 27/03/2026
@ko-fi.com thanks for letting me know to never post my blogs on your site ever again. AI isn't a part of any kind creativity, it steals from creativity.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Great, now I have to boycott Taco Johns because they put a fucking chatbot on the drive-thru. Fuck you, fuck your chatbot, and fuck your usually overcooked tater tots.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
One of my biggest concerns at this point is this: If he dies without being impeached, it will be much harder to reverse the many criminal acts he should be impeached for.
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Annette Wannamaker @o3dipamaas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#MeToo These brave survivors show us who Bondi really is.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I don't have any interest in anything Maxwell has to say. Everything she says will have a motive and none of it will have any expectation of truth. Just throw her into a wood chipper and be done with it. Feet first, I want her to have some time to reflect on her "actions."
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Donald Trump is referenced 38 THOUSAND times in the Epstein files. If he were brought before Congress and given an opportunity to explain each count with a 20 minutes to question, answer for eight hours a day and honoring Congress's 147 day work schedule, it would take TEN YEARS! Not including naps!
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Now with ChatGPT instead of "Phone a Friend" you can "Ask some mindless cunt eavesdropping on people who may or may not know anything but also maybe it will just make shit up to tell you confidently." Who thought I would want that? I don't want that.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Personally, I hated the KKK before they called it ICE.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It is my sincere hope that Pedo-Prez wakes up every morning with a moment of lucidity, fully aware that his mind is turning to rancid yogurt and he will go through the day mentally drowning. I want him full Flowers for Algernon watching his faculties flowing away like runny shit in a cleansing storm
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Webanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Face it. ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, killing people, wearing masks, not identifying themselves and using “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens. Americans are resisting, as they should. It is time to defund ICE! Repost if you agree #BlueCrew
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Jack Smith should end every answer with "I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him." State your name for the record. My name is Jack Smith. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him. What was your position? I was appointed Special Prosecutor. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If he dies without being held accountable, the ghouls behind his administration will chalk it up as a win. They will repeat the playbook. Trump is a travesty but the Heritage Foundation is the real threat to democracy.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I appreciate the people calling for use of the 25th Amendment, but we can't get them to remove him for Treason, you think mushbrain is going to move the needle? They ran him as their candidate AFTER he defrauded kids with cancer. Not to mention what he did to the kids without cancer.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I assume that Dipshit's last words will be "Organ failure? They have organs, give me those! Junior and... the other one." He doesn't want Ivanka's organs because he already gave her his. When that kid is sure he can't hurt her anymore, that biography is going to be fucking CHILLING.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I will admit, I am a little bit surprised that Bovino hasn't just noscope detained Patel and claimed that means he is the FBI now.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024–25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.
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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I will never in my life do anything as decent as this woman did.
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Thomas (TJ) Lawrence @bidder13.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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